((Smaller chapter))

Saturday a.m.

//The Bad Touch Trio chat\\

11:27| Baguette: Antonio, why did you skip out so suddenly on us so suddenly yesterday? Did you get sick? Are you okay?

11:32| Pirate: I'm fine amigo! I just met up with a different friend who I never got to meet up with in real life. It was like a happy surprise and it was so fun

11:33| White: i knew it was fine and Francis was being worried over nothing.

11:35| Baguette: Well soooorrrrry for trying to be a caring friend

11:37| White: I didn't mean it like that

11:39| Baguette: Whatever red eyes. Friend? Is it that ketchup one you're always talking about?

11:4o| Pirate: Nooo! Not ketchup, Tomato. He's my little Tomato friend.

11:43| White: What's he like?

11:44| Pirate: He's soooo cute and salty, but not like Arthur salty, like... He puts his saltiness into jokes

11:47| Baguette: Ohhh Toni, you're not leaning towards guys again, right

11:48| White: It isnt hard to imagine. you like guys a tad more too, francy

11:50| Pirate: And I have only met him in real life once, so no.

11:51| Baguette: You talk about him so much Toni, it's obvious you like him.

11:52| White: Ya. Super obvious

11:53| Pirate: ??? I thought you were on my side!

11:54| White: No, I just was saying that both you and Francy lean towards guys.

11:55| Pirate: Ugh...

11:56| Baguette: anyway, tell us more about him, besides salty jokes

11:59| Pirate: k, well he was kind of being mean, but I know that he wasn't really meaning it and he was just nervous. He blushed super bad at one point when I called him Lovi and we talked for hours, till the sun started setting and it got cold.

12:02| Baguette: Lovi....?

12:03| White: ?

12:04| White: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH LOVINO VARGAS HOW THE FUQ

12:05| Pirate: I already said a long time ago that I'm friends with him!!!!

12:06| Baguette: Really?

12:07| Pirate: Si! Really! I said it quite a bit too, but you guys mustve not have been paying attention 😒

12:08| Baguette: Hm... I really doubt that you know much about him and what he's done if youre friends with him

12:09| White: Woah woah woah, let him see for himself and don't say another word about it

12:11| Pirate: You guys are weird....

12:13| Baguette: That's why you are friends with us.

12:14| Pirate: ...... #truth #relatable #yolo #hashtag #tomatoeswillruletheworld

12:15| White: Fuck. We're playing this game again? #stfu

12:16| Baguette: #gowiththeflow #justdoit

12:17| White: #fine #Ytho

12:18| Pirate: #itsfun

12:19| White: NOOOOOO MORE. IM DONE WITH IT ALREADY

12:20| Baguette: #toobad #3sad5u #hahahahahahaha

12:22| Pirate: #Wtfarewedoingwithourlives #gtg #gonnaworkovertime

12:23| White: Kay, bye

12:23| Baguette: #enjoy #dontdie

12:24| White: I am officially muting this chat.

Saturday p.m.

11:48| Tomato:

11:53| Pirate: Not the bucket! Anything but the bucket!

11:55| Tomato: We must save the bucket in distress, to give back to the seal thingy. Ya with me?

11:56| Pirate: Si, let's save the bucket, we must have transportation............... WE MUST GO ON A TRIP IN OUR FAVORITE ROCKET SHIP!!!

11:59| Tomato: now it's stuck in my head, you asshole!

Sunday a.m.

12:00| Pirate: you're welcome

12:06| Tomato: 🖕 Gonna go to bed now, and I hope you feel guilty

12:08| Pirate: Takes a ton to make me feel guilty Tomato~ sleep well