((I think I'm gonna have the two meet next chapter, since I know when to not run the texts for too long. Who knew that I wasn't a expert at talking to myself?))

Tuesday a.m.

6:47| Tomato: Ciao, idiot pirate. I don't have to go to school for today but I have a doctors appointment later.

6:49| Pirate: Okay Lovino, but why do you have to go to the doctors

6:54| Tomato: Regular checkup

6:55| Pirate: Well I have to go to work at eight so I can only talk for a little bit.

6:59| Tomato: Did you know

7:00| Tomato: That 96% of people are not ready for a gut punch?

7:01| Pirate: Who conducted this study?

7:06| Tomato: The great fucking college of Kick Ass

7:07| Pirate: With professor Punch?

7:11| Tomato: And the student president, Smack.

7:12| Pirate: Great school. I remember when I went there to see a friend and promptly got the shit beat out of me.

7:16| Tomato: Ah, well. To get on that campus, you either have to know how to kick some ass or you get your ass kicked.

7:17| Pirate: I have to go get ready for work. Ttyl little tomato

7:18| Tomato: See ya and I'll just warn you, if you keep calling me that Ill have to use my kick ass studies for my name protection

10:14| Fratello: You're not messing with your cast are you? Can you breath okay? Need me to go over and make you some food.

10:18| Tomato: Holy shit, it's a broken wrist I'm fine

10:19| Fratello: Im telling you that if you keep trying to be macho like that, Luddy will have to keep an eye on you.

10:23| Tomato: Fuck off.

10:24| Fratello: Finnnne. If you need anything though, tell me.

10:29| Tomato: Whatever.

10:30| Fratello: Don't get anymore suspension days while I'm gone.

10:35| Tomato: Yeah. I'm sure there are a ton of suspension days when you kill your fratellino on campus

10:36| Fratello: 😅

11:13| PB1: How are you doing Lovino

11:17| Tomato: Doing fucking great bastardo, fuck off

11:23| PB1: Heh... At least that little fight didn't effect your personality. Fine, bye

2:47| Pirate: hey, done with work. What are you doing Tomato?

2:49| Tomato: Hating the name and laying down, my idiota brother won't stop bothering me.

2:50| Pirate: You are Tomato forever now. How was the doctor appointment and why is your brother bothering you...?

2:54| Tomato: Why can't I just be Lovino? He's bothering me because of what happened at the appointment and I don't want to explain.

2:55| Pirate: Okay. You are tomato because it's a lot cuter then Lovino in my head

2:57| Tomato:?!?!!!?!!!?!!!!!!!???!!??!!!? Cute!?!??! I will have you know that having a cute fucking name is not why I am here. You have to call me Lovino now.

2:58| Pirate: 😏 Tommmmmaaaaaatoooooooooo

3:03| Tomato: 😏💥🔫😡 Oops.

3:04| Pirate: 💀

👻 Great, I'm dead. Now I shall annoy you forever.

3:07| Tomato: 😖💥🔫 Hell no

💀

😈cool. I'm a demon

3:08| Pirate: 🔥🏚🏡🔥🏠🏚🔥🔥👿🔥 🏠🏣🏪🔥⛪️🔥🏚🏡🔥oh no, you set the city on fire!!!

3:09| Tomato: 👶🔥 👶🔥👶👶🔥👦👧🔥🔥👶👦🔥 Fuck, I was supposed to burn the children last....

3:10| Pirate: 👻 Please may I join your burning ways?

3:11| Tomato: Sure. 🔥👻🔥👿🔥

🔥😈🔥👿🔥 yay. A demon buddy

3:12| Pirate: That convo took a dark twist.

3:17| Tomato: I thought all conversations went like this.

3:18| Pirate: Now I know which person close to me is most likely to be a killer

3:21| Tomato: Fuck. You found out..... You're next.

3:22| Pirate: Please, give everything I have to the dump, cuz I have shitty furniture and no money

3:28| Tomato: No. That will be burning along with the rest of your home. Destroying the evidence and all that. Jeez learn how to murder people, Antonio.

Holy crapola. That is dark

3:29| Pirate: Si!!!

3:34| Tomato: worse part is that I am supposed to be catholic

3:35| Pirate: Must be a cover up to hide something...

3:38| Tomato: Like how you are pretending to be human so you can hide that you are a cannibalistic tomato guy

3:39| Pirate: you remembered. The curse to make you lose that memory didn't work 😖

3:45| Tomato: You can't curse a demon

3:46| Pirate: How do we keep getting this conversation dark

3:49| Tomato: Holy shit. I'll talk to ya when our minds are out of hell. Ttyl

3:50| Pirate: Okay Tomato.

3:51| Tomato: 🖕

((787 words, including this.))