((Okay. *puts sunglasses on* Lets just do this and get to the date next chapter! *takes sunglasses off cuz I can't see shit with them on*

P.S. I'm too lazy to go back so if the group chat context is different, they got a phone update or something lol))

Wednesday am

10:32| Tomato: Toniiiiiiiiiiiiiii

10:33| Tomato: Are you working?

10:34| Tomato: Working sucks ass, one of these days I could find you better jobs, just saying.

10:35| Tomato: A good fucking job that pays good money, you could get whatever you wanted with my last name on your résumé.... Or at least that's what fratello said

10:36| Tomato: Hm... Since your phone is probably off I shouldn't be interrupted anything... Screw what fratello said though, he's kinda stupid. I'll go ask Elizaveta

10:50| Tomato: oh sweet, Elizaveta agrees with fratello. Maybe we should talk about this later

Wednesday pm

6:12| Pirate: Hola Lovi. A new job?

6:15| Tomato: Si, since yours are shit

6:16| Pirate: that's not true...

6:17| Tomato: Antonio, you're on minimum wage, and I heard from Francis your apartment is pretty shitty too, so I'm gonna help you get a good job, with a actual fucking pay. Let me help with that shit. I even helped Ludwig and Gilbert get some summer jobs

6:18| Pirate: Okay okay. So pretty much whatever is free and I want, you can get me into?

6:19| Tomato: Si

6:20| Pirate: Okay, I'll look in a little while. How was your day Lovi?

6:21| Tomato: Okay I guess. that one guy who was at the party, Alfred, started a food fight at lunch. I took that as a excuse to throw French fries at my brother a lot

6:22| Pirate: What happened with the cat? And what does it look like?

6:23| Tomato: ITS SO CUTE. We looked at all the animal societies for anyone was missing her and there was nothing, so she's mine. Fratello helped me buy food and that sort of things for her and her name is no longer butterfly, it's now Queen.

6:24| Tomato: She's black and white but looks like she has these dark brown little boots on her feet.

6:25| Pirate: Aw! I'll have to see her sometime. You are hecka cute when you gush over things like that.

6:26| Tomato: Ha, no I'm not. I even annoyed fratello by talking too much or some shit.

6:27| Pirate: Still cute. Anyway Lovi, I know that I shouldn't be like this but I'm tiiiired. I'm gonna bed, talk to you tomorrow.

6:28| Tomato: Ttyl Toni, and if you call me cute again, I will throw the cat at you.

Thursday pm

7:32| Pirate: Loviiiiii the wonderful tómateeeeeeeeeee

7:33| Tomato: oh god not this... Whatever it is...

7:34| Pirate: The red tomateeeee always has something to say

7:34| Pirate: He loves his pretty kitty

7:35| Tomato: Then the cat ran away

7:36| Pirate: WHAT!? Nooooooooooo

7:37| Tomato: Not really! I just wanted you to stop that. Sorry

7:38| Pirate: Did you just...

7:39| Tomato: What?

7:40| Pirate: OMG YOU SAID SORRY YAY YOU WONDERFUL TOMATE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

7:41| Tomato: Chill

7:42| Pirate: NO. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

7:43| Tomato: k i l l m e

7:44| Pirate: What? No.

7:45| Pirate: guess what.

7:46| Tomato: What is it?

//Tomato, Pasta, White, Baguette have been added to a group. Admin: Pirate\\

7:47| Pirate: Surprise group chat!

// Pirate has changed the group name to "HOLA MOFOS"\\

7:48| Baguette: You know what? Fudge you guys, everyone is adding me to stupid group chats

7:49| Pasta: The fudge you just say

7:49| White: Just deal with it you fudgin motherfudger

7:50| Tomato: .... Fuck

7:51| Pirate: WATCH YOUR PROFANITY SMALL CHILD

7:52| Tomato: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

7:53| Pasta: Fudgity fudge fudge fudge

7:54| Tomato: Fight me and do the dishes

7:55| Pasta: it's your turn to wash the dishes though

7:56| White: answer: paper plates

7:57| Baguette: classy

7:58| White: I know right, it's even better if you don't use any silverwear

7:59| Tomato: FRATELLO EATS PASTA WITH ONLY HIS FACE SOMETIMES

8:00| Pirate: Oh god Lovi is high

8:00| Pasta: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT TELL ANYONE! FRATELLO USES TUMBLR

8:01| White: *german gasp*

8:02| Pirate: what does that even sound like? Also that's racist towards yourself kinda

8:03| Baguette: A german gasp is someone gagging on a potato

8:04| White: Oh fudge you you fudgin fudgerson

8:05| Pirate: guys, let's calm down on the desert cusses

8:06| Tomato: no you fudge tart on a swirly vanilla stick

8:07| Baguette: Gosh dangit he's good at fake cusses too

8:08| Pasta: hey, you guys, guess what my favorite show is

8:09| Baguette: My little pony

8:10| Tomato: Ew my brother isn't that gay. Dora the Explorer?

8:10| Pirate: You guys do know Feli is not a four year old right

8:11| White: Excuse me, Dora the explorer is a intellectual show that teaches language skills

8:12| Baguette: MLP isn't gay...

8:13| Tomato: Do you watch it?

//Baguette has left the chat\\

8:14| White: Ha, gay.

8:15| Pirate: you're gay as fudge and you also like my little pony and don't you dare say you don't because I still have that picture of you with your Rarity plushie

//White has left the chat\\

8:16| Tomato: Now that he's gone #exposed

8:17| Pasta: Shushhhhhhh, you're not drama alert

8:18| Tomato: What

8:18| Pirate: who

8:19| Pasta: never mind. My favorite show is spongebob.

8:20| Tomato: KNEW IT

8:20| Tomato: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

8:21| Pirate: SpongeBob

8:22| Pasta: SquarePants

8:23| Pirate: NOW ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD, CIAO MOTHERFUCKERS.