Monday p.m.

12:54| Tomato: Ciao, asshole.

1:02| Pirate: Why are you so salty

1:05| Tomato: I'm not salty, you just have to have acquired taste for me.

1:06| Pirate: Very true. You're in school huh?

1:08| Tomato: yeah. Art. I hate this class.

1:09| Pirate: !????!??!??!??!??!!?? Hoow!?!?!? It's art!

1:12| Tomato: People keep comparing my projects to my brothers. fucking jackasses

1:13| Pirate: 🐢 Have a turtle, they always cheer me up.

1:17| Tomato: 😑 I hate turtles.

1:18| Pirate: What!? But they are sooooo cute. ✨💯🐢💯✨

1:23| Tomato: They are creepy little shits who I'm sure can go a lot faster then they let people know.

1:24| Pirate: why are you afraid of turtles?

1:27| Tomato: I'm not afraid of turtles

1:28| Pirate: You are.

1:32| Tomato: Let's fite about it you ass. ✋😡🖕

1:33| Pirate: 👼 I am a pacifist and you are afraid of the cutie turtles

1:35| Tomato: Ohhhhh, fancy shit and hell no.

1:36| Pirate: Commmmeeee onnnn. You can tell me.

1:45| Tomato: I just got in a paint fight with Kiku. I won, and I look fucking perfect in pink. Kiku looks meh in yellow.

1:46| Pirate: Dios mio... Kiku?

1:49| Tomato: Yep he's a Japanese friend of my brother. he is usually pretty anti-social so that happening is rare.

1:50| Tomato: Anyway, what are you doing?

1:51| Pirate: I am trying to un-sore myself from work.

1:55| Tomato:

Here is your gold star for your hard work

1:56| Pirate: Awwwww, gracias little tomato~ 🍅

1:59| Tomato: Don't make it weird.

2:00| Pirate: Lovvvviiiiinnnooooo?

2:04| Tomato: What?

2:05| Pirate: What do you look like?

2:09| Tomato: Bright, dyed green hair, that my brother made me do, blue eyes, killer tan. Hair all spiked.

2:10| Pirate: Nooooooo! What do you really look like? I'll go first if it makes you feel better.

2:16| Tomato: Ugh I have brown hair, hazel eyes, kind of olive skin and my hair is okay except for one stubborn hair. You?

2:17| Pirate: Blackish brown hair, dark green eyes, tan. My hair is kinda long.

2:19| Tomato: That's really what you look like...?

2:20| Pirate: Si

2:27| Tomato: My brother thinks you sound hot but not his type. I told him to cool down his homo.

2:28| Pirate: I nearly choked on a tomato, good lord.... Hey, what exactly are you Lovino?

2:33| Tomato: Sexuality....? I am straight. What about you?

2:34| Pirate: Bisexual. 50 percent skittle power

2:37| Tomato: WTF!? Skittle power? For once I am laughing.

2:38| Pirate: Gold star?

2:39| Tomato: Gold fucking star. I'm not surprised the slightest that you are bi... Considering that you are friends with the French and German.

2:40| Pirate: Aw, they have names.

2:45| Tomato: Oh yeah. potato basterdo number two and creepy Frenchman.

4:47| Pirate: Guess what.

4:49| Tomato: I ain't guessing shit. What?

4:50| Pirate:
tomate tonto, ser un buen tomate y llamar a mis amigos sus nombres reales por favor. ((Translation, according to Google translation: silly tomato, be a good tomato and call my friends their real names please.))

4:49| Tomato: All I know is that you fucking called me tomato twice and said something about friends. I don't speak Spanish, asshole.

5:00| Pirate: Just call my friends their real names or you shall forever be Tomato.

5:07| Tomato: I will hunt your ass down if you do that, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I am gonna do my homework then go to bed.

5:08| Pirate: Isn't it a bit early for that?

5:13| Tomato: It's been a long day.

5:17| Pirate: Okay tomato, sleep well

5:22| Tomato: Now you're gonna die.

((Word count, including the authors notes and this is 672, last chapter was over 2,000. I'm too lazy to go back.))