Friday p.m.

//Tomato has joined "Hell on Earth" chat group\\

6:32| LuddyBuddy: Welcome to the chat you named correctly

6:35| Tomato: Is that you Ludwig?

6:36| LuddyBuddy: Yeah.

6:37| Tomato: "LuddyBuddy"... I'm not sure if I should laugh or feel sorry, I'll just laugh.

6:37| White: Hey! I picked that username for him so it's awesome!

6:38| Pirate: I thought it was pretty lame too actually...

6:39| LuddyBuddy: can we just focus...?

6:40| White: Oh right! Francis, help us, you are probably the most responsible person here.

6:41| LuddyBuddy: Excuse me? I thought that I was the most responsible.

6:42| Tomato: Apparently not asshole.

6:42| Pasta: Fratello, stop bashing on Luddy

6:43| Tomato: Mm... No thanks. Btw LuddyBuddy, maybe you should make a YouTube channel with that name. Commenters could do the bashing for me.

6:44| LuddyBuddy: No comment.

6:45| White: FRANCIS

6:45| White: HELP US AND RELIEVE THE BURDEN OF OUR IDIOTIC CHAT

6:46| Baguette: First of all... Non, that was fun to see and I just wanted to be a chat creeper

6:46| Baguette: Second of all, #GonnaTakeAShower

6:47| Pirate: Yay. #DontTouchYourself #It'llMakeYouGoBlind

6:47| White: Please no...

6:48| Tomato: #TheThoughtOfHim #MasturbatingMakes #MeWantTo #BeBlind

6:48| Pasta: #StopTalkingAboutSin

6:49| Tomato: #TeamHotpocket

6:50| Pirate: WE STRIKE FEAR INTO OUR ENEMIES.

6:50| Tomato: POCKET POWERS ACTIVATED, TEAM UNITE

6:51| Baguette: isn't "unite" just another term for sex?

6:51| White: Or it just means 'unite' you chat creeper, go take your freakin shower

6:52| LuddyBuddy: GOD DAMN IT CAN WE FOCUS ON REPORTING THOSE ASSES

6:53| Tomato: Chill the fuck out, Feli and I already handled it.

6:54| LuddyBuddy: So I just sat through all that random bullshit for nothing?

6:54| White: Pretty much

//LuddyBuddy left the chat group\\

6:55| Pirate: He's no fun

6:55| Tomato: I know right

6:56| White: You're no fun either Lovino

6:56| Tomato: We allll knew that, idiota, no need to be stating the info we already know

6:57| Pasta: Aw, frattello is fun!

6:57| White: Name one example.

6:58| Pasta: Well... We prank you and Luddy a lot, usually with different sauces. That's always fun.

6:59| White: THAT WAS YOU GUYS

6:59| White: YOU RUINED MY NEW SHOES

6:59| White: BETTER PAY FOR THEM, FIFTY BUCKS

7:00| Pirate: lemme guess, Lovi, you're typing something along the lines "no one gives a damn about your shoes"

7:00| Tomato: I was gonna say "no one gives a fuck about your shit" but that works just as well

7:01| White: I WILL SUE YOU AND FELI

7:02| Tomato: Doooo it, Toni, be our lawyer.

7:03| Pirate: You have to pay me seventeen and a half tomatoes, exactly, no more, no less.

7:03| Tomato: Deal

7:04| White: See you all in court.

7:05| Pasta: This a lot more fun then the chats I usually have.

7:05| Tomato: OH

7:05| Tomato: TONI, FELI AND I CAN BE A PRANK GROUP

7:06| Pasta: BRILLIANT

7:06| Pirate: #GonnaRuinYourShoes

7:07| White: STOP IT WITH THE DAMN HASHTAGS

7:08| Tomato: Now I just want to piss you off #HashtagsAreMoreAwesomeThenYou

7:09| Pirate: yay #Annoying #FunTimes

7:09| White: kill me

7:10| Pasta: You didn't put the hashtag, it doesn't count

7:11| Baguette: #GotOutOfTheShower #WhatYouGonnaDoGil

7:12| White: You started this Francis.

7:12| White: I. Will. Kill. Your face.

7:13| Tomato: #NooooViolenceIsBad

7:13| White: You're the most violent person here!

7:14| Baguette: #Shhh #WeDontTalkAboutThat

7:15| White: Muting the chat again

7:19| Pasta: So, I guess we aren't being sued

7:20| Tomato: Yep. Toni gets no tomato payment

7:21| Pirate: NO, I WAS ALREADY PICKING OUT NAMES FOR THE NEW TOMATO CHILDREN I WAS GONNA HAVE PAID TO ME

7:22| Pasta: Sad day

7:23| Tomato: You were gonna fuck up raising them anyway

7:23| Pirate: Thanks for the comforting words