I'm starting with a wedding. I  really wanted to write these. And they usually don't have chaos in them for some reason? IDK here ya go.

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Some people complain about not having enough helping hands for planning a wedding. Shouto and Izuku can absolutely and wholeheartedly say that, that was never a worry.

Midoria Inko and Todoroki Rei was obviously involved, Fyumi would have shown them exactly how cold her ice could get if she wasn’t. Apparently Momo and Occhako had started their wedding plan binder back before they even started dating.

Iida was a great help with his level head and organisation. Mina and Toru, apparently is responsible for at least one third of the wedding binder. Ayoma even agreed to not use glitter in the wedding suits. Luckily they had Satou for the cake.

And since everything that needed them personally or something alike had been done under aliases, all their friends, and other invitees could take a day off from hero work to leave other heroes to catch villains with peace of mind.

Even ths weather seemed nice, the sun was shining, there was even birds singing as though knowing how important the day was.

The two grooms are, of course ready. They faced the likes of All for one, Shigakari and Stain. They have this in the bag.

"Oh my god I'm going to die!" Izuku Midoria wailed.

...... The grooms are trying their best.

"You can't die from jitters stupid Deku" Bakugo consoled, and yes that was a consolation, he even used inside voice. He didn’t bother getting up from his perch on the chair though, knowing that there wasn’t any way to actually stop the man.

"You don't know that!"

"Deku! If you die now Shoto kun is going to get left at the alter. You don't want to do that to him right?" Occhako patted the Number 1's shoulder.

"I can't tell which one of you is worse. But Izuku if you cry then the eyeliner is gonna get ruined and then Bakugo's gonna kill you" Shinshou commented.

Izuku paused in his pacing and went stiff as a board.

Bakugo scoffed, "Fuck you if you think I didn’t know he was gonna cry. The eyeliner is waterproof for at least six hours."

"But can it actually hold against Izuku on his wedding day?" Uraraka mused ignoring the betrayed look the man in question shot her.

Bakugo paused in thought as he considered that, "Don’t try to test how much it could hold or you will have more broken bones" he warned the groom.

The sudden knock on the door made them look up as Inko Midoria came in the room.

Izuku, being the good son and emotional disaster that he is walked over to hug her and just stayed with his head burried in her hair for a while.

"It's ok Izuku. Everyone gets nervous before their wedding." she assured and patted his head.

"I don't even know why I'm nervous, Shouchan and I talked for hours yesterday, and we talked through anything that could go wrong!"
he exclaimed, but his face was still pressed to his mother so it came out as a garbled mess.

Luckily, Midoria Inko is a saint and was granted the power to understand her son by the gods.

"It doesn’t really have to be a specific thing you're worried about. It's your wedding. It's ok to be nervous, just breathe and try to stay as calm as you can. The moment you see Shouchan all your worries will go away" and like magic Izuku deflated and looked less like he was one wrong word away from a mental breakdown.

"We've been telling him that for hours! " Uraraka exclaimed.

"Perhaps It worked this time because I have been through this before" Inko says with a gentle smile and a pointed look towards all three of them that was the universal mother language for 'when are you getting married to your S/O' and they all averted their eyes in equally unsubtle manner.

(Meanwhile with Shouto)

"Is he blinking?" Fyumi asks aloud terrified

"I don't think so" Momo replies just as terrified.

"Should we touch him? To break him out of whatever is in his head?" Natsuo questions warily.

"Not if you want flame or ice to the face" Dabi scoffs.

"This is getting worrisome!" Iida points out worried for his friend.

Dabi approached his brother carefully, "Shouto? " he calls but gets no response.

"Hey? Shouto? You in there?" he tries again.

Shouto raises his head slowly, looking pale, "I think I'm gonna puke"

(Outside the grooms room)

"Where is the rice? The soap water? bubbles! We need bubbles people!" Hagakure called looking around as Tsuyu approached her slowly like she would a feral animal.

"I have your soap water and I think Kaminari has the rice."

"We need to get this to Shouji, more mouths, more bubbles!" she grabbed the bottle and ran looking for Shouji. Tsuyu looked at her terrified because her heels are five inches and she feared for her friends life.

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Mina Ashido was looking like a particularly well dresses demented pink alien as she ran around looking for something blue.

"What exactly is she mutturing?" a wide eyed Ojiro asks Tokoyami.

"Something about old and new borrowed and blue? I think it's a wedding tradition? " was his baffled reply.

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"Do we need another bouquet here?" Jirou wonders looking at the decoration placements.

Koda shrugs.

"Go for it." Sero replies.

"We're still not binding them with your tapes Sero" Ayoma says primly.

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Inko and Rei walked their sons to the isle with teary eyes. From there the grooms walked to the alter hand in hand.

The groomsmen walked before them, Toshinori and for some reason Bakugo for Izuku, and Iida and Momo for Shouto.

Aizawa officiated the wedding.

The ceremony itself went without a hitch.

Of course, Izuku cried; Bakugo was glad to see his eyeliner actually held. Shouto cried too. Huge sniffles could be heard from behind Izuku. Toshinori thankfully had the foresight to bring a napkin with him. From the audience Inko and Rei held their own tissues.

Bubbles got in people's eyes but really it was just a minor inconvenience.

Of course the wedding is of Midoria Izuku and Todoroki Shouto. So it couldn’t go all too smoothly.

"I now pronounce you husbands. You may now kiss." Aizawa says after the tearful vows and that is the moment when the doors burst open.

"Hands in the air. HANDS IN THE AIR EVERYONE THIS IS A ROBERRY!" The group of six people burst in brandishing weapons and quirks. Everyone paused and looked at them.

"DID YOU NOT HEAR ME I SAID THIS IS A ROBBERY! HANDS IN THE AIR!"

"Are we... Are we supposed to act like normal people? Ribbit" Tsuyu asks in the silence sounding genuinely confused.

"WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YO-" Before the robber could finish his sentence a shoe hit him straight in the face and knocked him back

"You are NOT ruining this wedding! " Occhako stands now missing a shoe.

"Dude in your best interest, just run buddy." Hawks intones from beside Dabi who looks amused and clamps his hand on the other's mouth.

"Shhh, don't warn them! Just watch as they get their asses beat."

"WHAT THE FUCK??" The Robber who got nailed by the shoe presses his hand to his nose.

He and the rest of his people squint at the guests to realise that none of them are even remotely worried. Why aren’t they....

Then he saw Ashido, who is perhaps the most recognisable in civvies. Then Hawks with his bright wings, Dabi and his stapled face, Tokoyami and his raven face.

Then they looked around carefully. Horrified recognition flitted accros their faces.

"Uh.... You guys wanna go quietly? We worked a lot on the decor and don't fancy ruining it" Sero coughts awkwardly.

The villains didn’t move an inch.

Sero sighs, 
"Guys, go on with the wedding, I've got this. " as he walks to the villains and tapes them.

Izuku and Shouto stare some more and then shrug before they kiss.

From where he's staring at Sero tape the attackers and clapping at the happy couple, Tokoyami mutters,

"What a mad banquet of Darkness"

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That was the first one! Let me know what you guys think!