Notes:
Throws this at everyone and rus away to hide behind bunker

Chapter Text
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Hot mess

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: @NotAFatherThanks sir may we request permission to go out for the weekend?

NotAFatherThanks: …. Who are we?

CatChasingARat: me apparently.

GreenOverlord: Me!

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: me

HereComesDatBoi: ME!

OhShidWhaddup: me kero

NotAFatherThanks: …..

DaddyShark: oh, all of the dekusquad

GothGF: see that there sounds like a red flag.

NotAFatherThanks: where are you all going?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: to the new café that opened a week ago sensei.
OrangeJuiceGoVroom: we have decided on a group study there. And then head over to mustafusu to Midoriya residence.

NotAFatherThanks: the one close to endeavour's hero agency?

HereComesDatBoi: more like end a whore's zero agency lmao

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: yes, sir, it seems to be near the location.

NotAFatherThanks: On the weekend you said?

GreenOverlord: Yup!

NotAFatherThanks: when it is known widely that Endeavor wont be there?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: that seems to be the case.

NotAFatherThanks:.......
NotAFatherThanks: make sure to take your panic button with you individually. And show yourselves in the café cameras just in case.

NoFoundationClearSkin: not Aizawa endorsing them.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: endorsing our studies? As he should.

Mother™:... boi

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: yes, mother?

Mother™: nvm

OopItAcid: Todo meeting the in laws I see.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: I see Aizawa and All might all the time wdym?

GreenOverlord: Shou please

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: anything for you sun to my moon

DaddyShark: Todo on fire today.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: thanks, it's my quirk. I got it from my sperm donor

Responsible™Adults

NotAFatherThanks: problem child and his murderous gang are going on a 'group study' this weekend to the cafe that opened last week

CloneyBoi: the one near Endeavour's hero agency?

NotAFatherThanks: yes

WhatDatWhipDo: Ayo Murder Time™

NotAFatherThanks: no.

Gunbender: Yes!

NotAFatherThanks: no. Their murder quota is full. They know this
NotAFatherThanks: whatever the fuck problem child learned from Nedzu however, is on the table.

WhatDatWhipDo: damn it Shouta!

Gunbender: place your bets i say they commit some form of 'not crime.'

Earthbender: arson.

Stop!Breaking!Things: cant it be that they'll just study?

WhatDatWhipDo:...

Gunbender:...

Earthbender:.....

CloneyBoi:....

HeYelleth:.....

NotAFatherThanks:....

Toll:....

StabbyWithNeedles: i say vandalism.

BMRS: I agree with Chioh.
BMRS: it seems very plausible.

Toll:.... Nedzu
Toll: do you know what they're going to do?

BMRS: i can neither confirm nor deny.

HeYelleth: because plausible deniability?

BMRS: ◉‿◉

WhatDatWhipDo: pls I'm begging. Don't use kaomojis anymore
WhatDatWhipDo: we fear you.

BMRS: (◠‿◕)

Hot mess

OopItAcid: can we go back to how everyone immediately assumes the dekusquad is going to do something unhinged?
OopItAcid: like one would think that our squad is the unhinged one. But…

PikachuOnCrack: listen I'm dating shinsou.
PikachuOnCrack: I know some shit about dekusquad.
PikachuOnCrack: they be unhinged .

OhShidWhaddup: and depressed.

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: and depressed.

PikachuOnCrack: yea. If our squad wants to rebel we'd be …. Like idk loud? Maybe do weed.

FuckAllYall: NOT ONE OF US ARE DOING WEED DUNCE FACE.

PikachuOnCrack: yeah that.
PikachuOnCrack:If dekusquad is feeling rebellious they'll probably raid the HC headquarters.

serozeroherochurro: haha reminds me of how the HC Headquarters got raided by vandals last month.

FuckAllYall:....

PikachuOnCrack:....

OopItAcid: y'all don't think…

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: honestly this is such an inappropriate line of thinking.
OrangeJuiceGoVroom: why would you think we would be capable of something like that.

RikdolusSugar: see that just looks more suspicious.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: we have done nothing wrong

HereComesDatBoi: ever

OhShidWhaddup: in our life.
OhShidWhaddup: kero

GreenOverlord: Iida dedicated his life to our lord and father Aizawa Eraserhead Shouta and this is the thanks he gets?

KungFuPanda: didn't y'all imply he attempted to kill a man?

GreenOverlord:Not legally.

OopItAcid: again what does that MEAN oh my god.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: it means legally Iida didn't try to kill anyone.

DaddyShark: yeah, y'all unhinged.

BoomBoi'sHoez

PikachuOnCrack: @serozeroherochurro yo wipe yo drool man. Your bad boy kink is showing.

serozeroherochurro: have you considered, 'shutting up'?
serozeroherochurro: insomniac Houdini's hoe ass

OopItAcid: gotdamn read for the filth you are.

PikachuOnCrack: i will never recover. T.T
PikachuOnCrack: but neither will Murder square fucker

DaddyShark: LMFAOOOOOO

FuckAllYall: don't you have homework you should be doing?
FuckAllYall: Before coming to my room?
FuckAllYall: Like I TOLD YOU TO?

OopItAcid: oop, imma head out

serozeroherochurro: yeah me too actually.

PikachuOnCrack: good on Kiri for scoring the milf of the group. I'll be off!

DaddyShark: one of these days your reconing will come and god will not be as merciful as me.

Hot mess

EDDRW: explosions again, what a mad banquet of darkness.

Hot mess

NotAFatherThanks: Do all the problem children going out have your panic buttons?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: Yes sir. All of us have them. And Nedzu is tracking Midoriya's phone.

NoFoundationClearSkin: Love how we all just waving good bye for them to ruin Endeavour's day.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Please, it's month at least.

GreenOverlord: supposedly

HereComesDatBoi: Allegedly!

OhShidWhaddup: if we were doing it.

CatChasingARat: SMH no trust in this house.

APureBean: don't forget to take the bag guys!

HereComesDatBoi: we won't!

PikachuOnCrack: what's in the bag yo?

GreenOverlord: nothing you need to worry about Kami.
GreenOverlord: ｡◕‿◕｡

PikachuOnCrack: fear.

Hot mess

FrenchiestFry: *latest news link.*

NoFoundationClearSkin: It's been two hours ya'll howa?

OopItAcid: what they do? *Eyes emoji*

FrenchiestFry: *tea emoji*

DaddyShark: oh
DaddyShark:LMFAOOOOOO
DaddyShark: where did you guys even get poop to throw all over his office?

APureBean:....

PikachuOnCrack: WHAT WAS IN THE BAG??!!

GreenOverlord:NOTHING YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT KAMI.

ILikeWarmHugs: ladies and gentlemen, the next generation of heroes.

HereComesDatBoi: anyway, we left the cafe a while ago, we're going to the Midoriya's now!

OhShidWhaddup: the place is nice and calm
OhShidWhaddup: I can't believe Bakugo is also from here kero.

FuckAllYall: Fuck you too frog headass

HereComesDatBoi: oh look TDDK being soft what a surprise

NoFoundationClearSkin:
See you say that and not give context or pics.

HereComesDatBoi: * img. Tddk cuddling as they walk.jpg*

serozeroherochurro: how are they not tripping?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: They have.
OrangeJuiceGoVroom: repeatedly
OrangeJuiceGoVroom: They just won't stop.

OopItAcid: cuties

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: not if you have to be seventh wheel.

ILikeWarmHugs: aren't there 6 of you out?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: Shinsou is busy messaging Kaminari.
OrangeJuiceGoVroom: I am the only one without a significant other

Mother™: Would you like a quick and easy solution to Fix That?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: Hush your mouth

serozeroherochurro: ???

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: Don't worry about that.

CatChasingARat: hey Bakugo are all your middle school friends shitheads?

FuckAllYall: yes
FuckAllYall: why?

HereComesDatBoi: we met some of them.

PikachuOnCrack: what happened? Shinsou bolted after that message

HereComesDatBoi: They immediately started attacking deku
HereComesDatBoi: they seemed intent that deku is weak for some reason.
HereComesDatBoi: despite his … you know build and everything and public appearance.

ILikeWarmHugs:...
ILikeWarmHugs: it feels weird to roast midoriya being unhinged without him here to defend himself

HereComesDatBoi:Tsu and Mido are trying to calm me and the others down.

NotAFatherThanks: Why are you children so down with murder

PikachuOnCrack: sir you had a school killed ಠಿ_ಠ

NotAFatherThanks:: Why are you children so down with murder

Hot mess

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild:: I love my mom-in-law

OopItAcid: Yo what

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: I love my mom-in-law

HereComesDatBoi: y'all todoroki kun proposed!!!!?!?!

NotAFatherThanks:: you. are. sixteen. years. old

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: I am aware, I've tried to stop him

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild:: you will not stop me from becoming a Midoriya

ILikeWarmHugs: What happened at mustafusu?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild:: God is a woman and I am going to marry her son

FuckAllYall: hahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahha

DaddyShark: ………..did Midobro agree …or ?

CatChasingARat:: He stop functioning the first time todo proposed
CatChasingARat:: mamamido accepted on his behalf

DaddyShark: …….
DaddyShark: we got a wedding on the way let's goooooo.

NotAFatherThanks: YOU'RE. SIX. TEEN.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild:: we are getting married on my eighteen birthday. You know, make the day good for me for once

serozeroherochurro: you good bro?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild:: I will be after I marry my boyfriend.

OopItAcid:: Petition for Aizawa to adopt todoroki.

NotAFatherThanks: deep sigh.

Responsible™Adults

HeYelleth: Hey nedzu ,

BMRS: Yes Yamada?

HeYelleth: can Sho and I adopt Todoroki?

WhatDatWhipDo:...what?

BMRS: What brought this on?

HeYelleth: Well, Ashido made a petition for Todoroki to get adopted by sho, and, highkey agree.

Gunbender: Y'all wanna take on the current number one ?

NotAFatherThanks: Yes .

StabbyWithNeedles: Of course they do.

BMRS: I will see what i can do.

CloneyBoi: *img.fear.jpg*

Hot mess

OopItAcid: hello everyone, and welcome to today's episode of simp sero. Where we see the great simp ,sero .

PikachuOnCrack: lmfao, not him walking into a wall

OopItAcid: Not him not realizing he walked into a wall

DaddyShark: …..
DaddyShark: Not y'all with the wrong chat

EDDRW: .......

OhShidWhaddup: .....

GreenOverlord: ........

RikdolusSugar: ......

ILikeWarmHugs: ......

serozeroherochurro: wikihow to sell friends on ebay

1a's wealthy

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: welp, that's that

Mother™: I am going to regret asking, but what conclusion did you come to?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: that? He? Has? A? crush? On? someone?

DaddyShark: And that someone is ……?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: IDK Ayoama?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild:*screaming into void.gif*

DaddyShark: *facewall.gif*

Mother™: you two were just as disastrous. You have no room to talk.
Mother™: Iida what exactly happened when sero walked into the wall ?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: why do you think i was there ?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: ....

DaddyShark: .....

Mother™: .....

DaddyShark: *judging you.gif*

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: anyway Shouji and I had just come from sparring and I didn't even see him at first. I was wiping my face when I heard the thud and I looked over to see him still walking against the wall

DaddyShark: wiping your face ? With your shirt ?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: Yes? why is that important ?

DaddyShark: I see, No reason

Mother™: was there any one else there ?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: Ashido and Kaminari

Mother™: So it can't be Ayoama, because he wasn't there.

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: ....
OrangeJuiceGoVroom: He has a crush on shouji ?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Top student and for what

DaddyShark: Iida ,honey
DaddyShark:: i know for a fact that he doesn't have a crush on Shouji

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: How ?

DaddyShark: ……
DaddyShark: because he has helped matchmake shouji and tokoyami but shhhhhhhh..

Mother™: it's not Shouji , it's not Kami and Mina
Mother™: Who do you think it could be now?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: ......
OrangeJuiceGoVroom: ....
OrangeJuiceGoVroom: wait me ?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: go friggin talk to him oh my god.

Hot mess

OopItAcid: y'all! Y'ALL
OopItAcid: EVERYONE

FrenchiestFry: yes,ma chere✧✧?

GreenOverlord: what is it?

FuckAllYall: the fuck you want?

OopItAcid: you guys remember me and kami made an oopsie earlier ?

EDDRW: you mean when you exposed sero having a crush on main?

OopItAcid: an oopsie

RikdolusSugar: yes mina we remember.

OopItAcid: so it turns out ,we did him a favor

NoFoundationClearSkin: oooh did he and iida finally figure things out .

OopItAcid: yes!

serozeroherochurro: wait did everyone know?

RikdolusSugar: well…

OopItAcid: honey….

GreenOverlord: you see….

FrenchiestFry:....

NoFoundationClearSkin: yeah

EDDRW: pretty much yes.

NotAFatherThanks: the teachers knew too

serozeroherochurro: hhhhh what?

NotAFatherThanks: hi listeners ! It's other dad!
NotAFatherThanks: i stole shouta's phone, and yeah, everyone knew
NotAFatherThanks: even tensei

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: what do you mean tensei knew?!

NotAFatherThanks: he's been asking for updates everyday for first month, he'll be glad to hear it

PikachuOnCrack: yoo the prez has been defeated
PikachuOnCrack: *img.iida with his face in his hands.jpg*

OopItAcid: his phone keeps ringing he isn't even looking up.

GreenOverlord: yeah. Thats his brother.

OopItAcid: Midoriya, you aren't even here???

GreenOverlord: (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

OopItAcid: fear.

GreenOverlord: we should give them a moment in private.

serozeroherochurro: yeah you should

RikdolusSugar: Hey Midoriya, how's the engagement treating you?

GreenOverlord: Great! I! Love! My! Fiance!
GreenOverlord: at first i was pretty asgsgdjfj, but! Shouchan is So! Awesome!?!? I'm love him?!?!

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: I'm love you?!?!

OopItAcid: SMH my head at this class beating up single dogs