students :

1.Momo Yaoyorozu : Mother™

2.Tenya Ida : OrangeJuiceGoVroom

3.Katsuki Bakugo : FuckAllYall

4.Izuku Midoriya: GreenOverlord

5.Shoto Todoroki: OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild

6.Tsuyu Asui : OhShidWhaddup

7.Kyoka Jiro: GothGF

8.Mashirao Ojiro: KungFuPanda

9.Minoru Mineta : AoiTama

10.Mezo Shoji : ILikeWarmHugs

11.Koji Koda : APureBean

12.Rikido Sato: RikdolusSugar

13.Ochaco Uraraka: HereComesDatBoi

14.Fumikage Tokoyami: EDDRW

15.Eijiro Kirishima: DaddyShark

16.Toru Hagakure: NoFoundationClearSkin

17.Hanta Sero: serozeroherochurro

18.Yuga Aoyama: FrenchiestFry

19.Mina Ashido: OopItAcid

20.Kaminari Denki : PikachuOnCrack

21. Hitoshi Shinsou : CatChasingARat

Teachers :

22. Aizawa Shouta : NotAFatherThanks

23. Present Mic : HeYelleth

24. Toshinori Yagi : Toll

25. Kayama Nemuri : WhatDatWhipDo

26. Sekijiro Kan : bloodbender

27. Ectoplasm : CloneyBoi

28. Snipe : Gunbender

19. Powerloader :Stop!Breaking!Things

30. Ishiyama Ken : Earthbender

31. Shūzenji Chiyo : StabbyWithNeedles

32. Nedzu : BMRS

(This one got away from me a little lol.

Also your comments sustain me. Don't be shy!)

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Hot mess

GreenOverlord: kaminari, I hope you know I am cursing you out in my head for Giving Shouchan that awful name.
GreenOverlord:there's comparisons in my head that I can't get rid of now.

PikachuOnCrack: ok, but consider, it's such a good name.

HereComesDatBoi: deku please share with the class.

GreenOverlord: hmmm
GreenOverlord: how about no?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: please. I want to hear the theories.

CatChasingARat: the conspiracy theorist awakens

GreenOverlord: fine. You asked for this.
GreenOverlord:You know how Ozai wanted to be firelord but couldn't because Iroh was crown prince, but after Iroh was no longer crown prince anymore he could have the throne?

DaddyShark: No, Firelord Endeavor, You're not wearing pants.

GothGF: All might as Iroh

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: sjrjxskwkenhzhaiwifnfjsedk

GreenOverlord: Shou please.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: the personalities match so well.

PikachuOnCrack: wait wait wait we need to mention something before we get any further.
PikachuOnCrack: Shouchan?

GreenOverlord: and just like that I have to go water my oven.

DaddyShark: you don't even have-

******

PikachuOnCrack: ay yo so what the fuck was that?

GothGF: Kaminari show some tact ffs

PikachuOnCrack: listen, I'm sorry to Midoriya, but I don't actually know what happened.

serozeroherochurro: you mean...
serozeroherochurro: other than Todoroki being unnaturally protective of Midoriya?

NoFoundationClearSkin: not to say he usually isn't but.....
NoFoundationClearSkin: today was a bit...

CatChasingARat: what happened?

HereComesDatBoi: we were doing simple sparring today.
HereComesDatBoi: Bakugo yelled at Deku like normal
HereComesDatBoi: and Todoroki just flipped and attacked Bakugo

DaddyShark: guys, just leave it alone ok?
DaddyShark: I can't say Todoroki was entirely unwarranted but
DaddyShark: Katsuki is doing better.
DaddyShark: therapy's been doing him good.

OopItAcid: wait a fucking minute, Kirishima you know!

DaddyShark: yes....
DaddyShark: Katsuki told me, and I could tell it took a lot out of him. Also Todoroki, he and Midori bro talked. I don't know what about but from what I saw things were getting better.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: I talked to Izuku.
OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: I'll apologize to bakugo so long as he apologizes for yelling.

DaddyShark: fair enough.

NoFoundationClearSkin: so... I'm assuming y'all ain't telling us what happened?

DaddyShark: no.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: as much as it pains me, it's between Bakugo and Izuku.
OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: please don't mention this to either of them. Aizawa and I had to talk Izuku down from a panic attack when he and Bakugo was explaining the thing to him.

APureBean: let's change the subject.

serozeroherochurro: aight I've got one, Todoroki the only thing I care about is Midoriya Shouto really in our class huh.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Izuku isn't the only thing I care about.

serozeroherochurro: my bad *Todoroki the only thing I care about is Midoriya and Soba Shouto
serozeroherochurro: that better?

HereComesDatBoi: Deku's the only one who's name you knew for months.

OhShidWhaddup: you only learned our name from him.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: and?
OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: he's my first friend. It's normal to hear names from him no?

APureBean: let's spoon feed him social graces somewhere else? And talk to Kirishima too while we're at it. Bakugo and Midoriya are already dealing with enough i think.

DaddyShark: this aint about me.

Mother™: 1. Todoroki knows exactly what we mean.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: momo kindly stfu

Mother™: 2. Let me just ...

Mother™ has created new chat Helping idiots pine

Mother™:here it's everyone without Bakugo and Midoriya so we can Yell at Todoroki and Kirishima about their obvious crush all we want.

DaddyShark: how about we don't do that?

PikachuOnCrack: *How about I do anyway . Gif *

CatChasingARat: pikachu is right.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: this is cruel and unusual punishment.

Mother™: I cannot listen about Midoriya's hair anymore Shouto.

ILikeWarmHugs: ok, but why haven't you guys asked your respective Musutafu boy out yet though?

DaddyShark: listen, listen, Katsuki is so out of my league we're not even playing the same sports anymore.

CatChasingARat: not to be obvious but the dude literally looks like he thinks you're your username.

DaddyShark: asdfghjkl

OopItAcid: shinsou's right tho.
OopItAcid: that boy would climb you like a tree.

HereComesDatBoi: you're not off the hook just cause Kirishima's getting a pep talk Todoroki.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Izuku is the sun, warmer and more radiant the closer you get. And I'm a rat with a mother's stamp of disapproval on my face.

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: good lord.

OhShidWhaddup: but you're the prettiest boy in our class though? Kero

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: that's Izuku.

HereComesDatBoi: no no she's right.
HereComesDatBoi: Deku's the adorable one. You're the pretty one.

DaddyShark: and Katsuki's the hot one!

AoiTama: what? Don't tell me you guys are actually considering this?
AoiTama: besides, what's there to like about Midoriya or Bakugo? Midoriya is plain as shit while Bakugo's practically a villain.

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: Todoroki, I know you are angry but you already got in trouble with Aizawa once already and I would recommend not engaging.

RikdolusSugar: ah hah, I'm pretty sure I saw him going to Midoriya's room with him when we got back so ....

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: we're in my room actually. And I'm not gonna attack Mineta.

Mother™: really? (・o・)

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Zuku fell asleep on me and he's tired enough as it is.

OhShidWhaddup: that makes more sense Kero.

ILikeWarmHugs: uh... Guys... Kirishima's not in his room. And I'm pretty sure I heard a door slam.

PikachuOnCrack: well fuck.

Hot mess

FuckAllYall: oy Eiji where the fuck are you?

ILikeWarmHugs: I think he left his phone in his room.

FuckAllYall: he can't have gotten out of the dorms yet, any of you fuckers know where he is.

FrenchiestFry: the question, Mon ami is not where he is but how we can stop him.
FrenchiestFry: i do not want him to get in trouble so using my quirk would be counterproductive.

EDDRW: Shouji. Please come down here. Mineta's door can only hold on so long.

FuckAllYall: what the fuck did Ball fucker do?

ILikeWarmHugs: OMW with Bakugo.

Helping idiots pine

serozeroherochurro: uh... Should we be letting bakubro anywhere near that mess?

ILikeWarmHugs: are you volunteering on stopping him?

serozeroherochurro: I-
serozeroherochurro: no.
serozeroherochurro: but i think i know how to help.

Hot mess

FuckAllYall: where the fuck did you come from tape face?

serozeroherochurro: fifth floor Bakubro. Don't worry about it.

HereComesDatBoi: good job taping his mouth just in time sero

GothGF: is Kirishima seriously breaking out of Shouji's grips?
GothGF:.....
GothGF: what a whipped fucker.
GothGF: honestly can't believe Bakugo got Kirishima to stop violence

FuckAllYall: did you all just fucking run as soon as Kirishima calmed down?
FuckAllYall: and tell me what the fuck that was about you fucks Eiji won't tell me.

PikachuOnCrack: Mineta was just being stupid Bakubro don't worry about it.

FuckAllYall:he's stupid all the fucking time what makes now so special.

private messages

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Mineta said something about you.
OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Kirishima was defending your honor.

FuckAllYall: ....
FuckAllYall: i see.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: you should probably thank him.

FuckAllYall: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ICYHOT
FuckAllYall:.....
FuckAllYall: How is he?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Izuku?

FuckAllYall: do you see anyone else in your vicinity?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: he's sleeping after calming down.
OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: i think actually talking about it to an adult he trusts helped him.

FuckAllYall: I'll tell the old hag to tell aunty to get him a therapist.
FuckAllYall: i know for a fact he doesn't talk to hound dog.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild:what did Aizawa talk to you about after?

FuckAllYall: therapy's mandatory for me now. And anger management.
FuckAllYall: joke's on the hobo I was already going to both.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Bakugo, don't hurt Izuku again.

FuckAllYall: yeah well don't make my mistakes.

Responsible™Adults

HeYelleth: anyone know why My husband looks ready to Murder?

bloodbender: your husband always looks ready to murder

HeYelleth: I mean more than normal.

WhatDatWhipDo: he's right. I walked past him and he had that...
WhatDatWhipDo: actually gonna commit murder making plans look to him.

Toll: I'm pretty sure it's me he wants to kill.
Toll: we had a talk after he had a talk with Midoriya. He is... Well, he's pissed.

Gunbender: ??? I thought Midoriya is your favorite what happened?

NotAFatherThanks: what happened was he and Nedzu convinently forgot to mention to me that Midoriya's quirk came in late.

Stop!Breaking!Things: that does make sense.
Stop!Breaking!Things:
He did have poor quirk control.

NotAFatherThanks: you misunderstand.
NotAFatherThanks: Midoriya's quirk manifested the day of the entrance exam.
NotAFatherThanks: when he punched the Zero pointer and broke three limbs. And neither Nedzu nor All dumbass had felt the need to tell me that the kid never even went to a quirk councilor.

WhatDatWhipDo: they dun fucked.

BMRS: apologies. But I feared you would expell him without a chance to prove himself if you thought he was a liability. He does have great potential in heroics.

NotAFatherThanks: I've said this to Midoriya and I'll say it to you. Midoriya's quirk has nothing to do with his potential to be a hero. Does it make him strong? Yes. But I can also see him going toe to toe with villains with no quirks and winning if it comes down to it.

HeYelleth: let's take a deep breath ok babe? Just breathe and try to come down I'm omw.

NotAFatherThanks: oh I'm calm Zashi don't worry, and on my previous note, Dumb Might, what the fuck do you think you were doing telling him that?

Gunbender: told who what?

NotAFatherThanks: I'm not gonna air out Midoriya's insecurities, but understand that Midoriya was considered to be quirkless all throughout his life up until the entrance exam. This caused bullying. To the point of Suicide baiting.

HeYelleth: who the fuck would do that to the bean?

Toll:.....
Toll: I did not know that.

NotAFatherThanks: probably cause you fucked up your first meeting.
NotAFatherThanks: which brings me to my point of,
NotAFatherThanks: How do I kill a Middle and Elementary school?

BMRS: you ask me to do it.

bloodbender: seems a little excessive to kill a school over one bully.
bloodbender: I'm not saying don't take any action, but it might not even be the school's fault.

NotAFatherThanks: who the fuck said anything about one bully?
NotAFatherThanks: what Midoriya went through was systematic oppression.
NotAFatherThanks: Aldera junior high fucked up and now Bakugo and Midoriya are both dealing with lasting emotional damage.

WhatDatWhipDo: Bakugo?

NotAFatherThanks:That child was not repramanded even once for his behavior or bullying. Frankly I would have expelled him if he didn't see what he did was wrong and wasn't already trying to fix his behavior and if Midoriya didn't vouch for that.

CloneyBoi: Bakugo was Midoriya's bully?

NotAFatherThanks: *one of his bullies.

Stop!Breaking!Things: how tf does anyone look at that actual child and think to be mean?
Stop!Breaking!Things: wait shit we need to keep him away from Bakugo.

NotAFatherThanks: they're no longer going to be paired up for anything that's for sure.
NotAFatherThanks: but also if Midoriya is to be believed, Bakugo is actually being better. To him too. Apparently they're friends again.

Gunbender: let's go back to where Eraser said one of his bullies. There was more than one?

NotAFatherThanks: everyone in Aldera junior high that had a quirk.

HeYelleth: Sho the teachers have quirks too.

NotAFatherThanks: I've been looking at his grades and his were constantly a C or lower.

Toll: but he almost always gets solid A's or A+'s here?

NotAFatherThanks: yes. Yes he does.

Toll: Excuse me. I think I'll go talk to Young Midoriya.

NotAFather changed Toll to DumbMight

DumbMight: I will *apologize to Young Midoriya

NotAFather changed DumbMight to Toll

WhatDatWhipDo: yeah so, maybe we should kill a school.

NotAFatherThanks: while we're on the subject RG i trusted you.

StabbyWithNeedles: ???

NotAFatherThanks: Midoriya has a hard time trusting Adults due to his previous trauma. He needs to know you will be there for him.

StabbyWithNeedles: I don't see where you're going with this Aizawa.

NotAFatherThanks: idk why you told him you will no longer heal him. But I hope to fuck you weren't serious.

StabbyWithNeedles: it was so he'd take his safety more seriously. Ofc I'm gonn heal him.

NotAFatherThanks: yeah well he took you literally and stitched his own side after training yesterday.

StabbyWithNeedles: I-

NotAFatherThanks: I don't know if im upset by that more or the fact he obviously has enough practice in stitching himself up that the stitches were holding and looked professional, but I will be sending him to you first thing tomorrow.

StabbyWithNeedles: it seems i too have to apologise to Midoriya.

BMRS: I will need someone to go and interview Aldera's principal tomorrow. The school was not aware of the subject of the meeting but they were delighted to have a meeting with an UA official.

NotAFatherThanks: dibs

HeYelleth: dibs

CloneyBoi: dibs

WhatDatWhipDo: dibs

Earthbender: dibs

Stop!Breaking!Things: dibs

bloodbender: dibs

Gunbender: dibs

Stop!Breaking!Things: damn it Aizawa.

Gunbender: Vlad? You too?

bloodbender: yes.
bloodbender: that school needs to burn.

NotAFatherThanks: wonderful. I'll take a glock with me.

WhatDatWhipDo: Nedzu Zawa will probably actually end up killing someone.

BMRS: Yes. Yamada should go with him to calm him down in case something unpleasant happened.

Earthbender: Nedzu knowingly nudging them to be murder husbands -_-

BMRS: well, in case the do kill someone they know to call me first. ʘ‿ʘ

Stop!Breaking!Things: dear christ that smiley face scares me.

Toll: Young Midoriya is not in his room.
Toll: And none of his floormates seem to be around.
Toll: I don't know where to look.

StabbyWithNeedles: well, Mineta's here. Sero taped his mouth. Again.

NotAFatherThanks: hold on I'll ask.

private messages

NotAFatherThanks: do you know where Midoriya is?

CatChasingARat: we're not even in the same dorm? How would I know?

NotAFatherThanks: ......

CatChasingARat: ok fine.
CatChasingARat: he's probably sleeping with Todoroki.

NotAFatherThanks: he's WHAT?????

CatChasingARat: wait shit no.
CatChasingARat:not like that jfc.
CatChasingARat:  *sleeping on Todoroki.
CatChasingARat: they mentioned a panic attack? Midoriya was tired and he and Todoroki went to Todoroki's room as pining idiots do. And he fell asleep on Todoroki.
CatChasingARat:given that it's Todoroki I'm guessing he's probably asleep by now too.

NotAFatherThanks: i see.

CatChasingARat: yeah that's why Todoroki didn't get up to Beat Mineta's ass too.

NotAFatherThanks: ..... What did Mineta do?

CatChasingARat: called Midoriya plain as shit and Bakugo practically a villain right to Todoroki and Kirishima. Shouji had to hold Kirishima back and Bakugo got him to stop attacking.

NotAFatherThanks:..... I don't have enough coffee for this.

Responsible™Adults

NotAFatherThanks: Midoriya is sleeping in Todoroki's room.

WhatDatWhipDo: aww babies.
WhatDatWhipDo: they're so adorable.

NotAFatherThanks: I learned the only reason Kirishima didn't break Mineta today is cause Bakugo talked him down and IDK how to feel about that.

CloneyBoi: ....

Earthbender: .....

Gunbender: ........

bloodbender: progress i guess?

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HeYelleth: we're here at Aldera.
HeYelleth: any last minute advice?

CloneyBoi: practice breathing exercises?

Earthbender: remember your stress balls?

WhatDatWhipDo: live text this mess so I'll know I could have done something to stop the impending death but didn't.

Gunbender: pffft

Earthbender: midnight no!

WhatDatWhipDo: midnight yes!

HeYelleth: hello, yes, have not yet entered the building but there's a plaque for 'Distinguished Alumni' it has Bakugo but not Midoriya.

WhatDatWhipDo: can you believe it already started.

Gunbender: wait a minute.... This is why Nedzu sent Mic didn't he? He wanted a step by step.

BMRS: I am not sure what you're talking about snipe
( ╹▽╹ )
BMRS:but I am glad Yamada would have something to do in case he got bored.

HeYelleth: this place looks like such a cliché in a boring way, it's like they're forcing you to believe everything is fine.

bloodbender: that didn't sound like a horror movie at all.

HeYelleth: the principal looks…. Oily?

Gunbender: what? Like his quirk?

HeYelleth: ok, his quirk is apparently sweating coconut oil. Which enforces his personality of a greased up rat.

bloodbender: jfc.

HeYelleth: hooo boy " We always knew Bakugo would reach great heights. He's such a brilliant boy. Always so helpful and cheerful. And he does have such a powerful quirk."
HeYelleth: this was his answer to "we're here to talk about your alumni that is currently our student"

WhatDatWhipDo: he didn't even mention Midoriya?

CloneyBoi: helpful and cheerful? Does he think Aizawa doesn't know who Bakugo is?

HeYelleth: "And Midoriya izuku?"
HeYelleth: he looks uncomfortable.
HeYelleth: "I'll be frank with you Aizawa sensei, that boy has always been a troublemaker. There was nothing we could do to help him. Never listened to us, always disrupting class with that insistent muttering."

bloodbender: my that glock is looking mighty shiny right now.

Toll: muttering is how he processed his thoughts, it's not even that bad!

HeYelleth: oh that's not the worst part wow he's still going, "we tried to stop him but it just never seemed to work" Shouta is like a calm angry now you just know he's gonna explode "how did you do that?"

Gunbender: tf he meant tried to stop him? Everyone can benefit from hearing Midoriya's thought process? Boy's smart af?

WhatDatWhipDo: and it's adorable?
WhatDatWhipDo: Zashi ? It's been a while, what did they do?

HeYelleth: ……
HeYelleth: they muzzled him for a year, so that everytime he opened his mouth, something would poke him in the mouth and he'd stop talking.

Stop!Breaking!Things: what the FUCK is wrong with these people? Didn't Aizawa have the school board's hide for the thing at the sports festival?

BMRS: quite. They are still scared of him.

CloneyBoi: how do they still have their licences?

BMRS: I do not know but it will not stay the same for long.

Gunbender: isn't All might in class with Midoriya right now?

WhatDatWhipDo: yup. He's paused class to just hug him. Midoriya's confused but also like… All-might's crying and he's comforting him. How did they look at that adorable baby and do that.

HeYelleth: The principal thinks Midoriya faked his quirk somehow to get into UA. Shouta's eye is starting to twitch. My phone cracked from being gripped too hard.

Stop!Breaking!Things: Bring it to me when you get back.

HeYelleth: "and what disciplinary action did you take for Bakugo and his screaming?" "What?"" Bakugo. If Midoriya's muttering bothers the class I can't imagine the trouble Bakugo caused with how often he screams what did you do to stop that?"

WhatDatWhipDo: answer that you quirkist bitch.

HeYelleth: "Oh Bakugo didn't-" "don't even think about insulting me by saying Bakugo doesn't disrupt classes. I am his homeroom teacher. I'm both of their homeroom teacher and I assure you I know exactly what they're like in class."

WhatDatWhipDo: diss em hon!

Gunbender: Go zawa! Go zawa! Go zawa!

HeYelleth: "Ill answer you, you didn't take any action against Bakugo. Because bakugo has a flashy quirk. And you not only neglected but downright abused Midoriya for faults that weren't even faults. He had no control over when he got his quirk. And yet he got this treatment for it. And yes his quirk is real. I can erase them and I know he has one. Not that it matters in him being a hero. And yes Midoriya Izuku will be a hero despite you doing everything in your power to stop that. So will Bakugo despite you socially crippling him. And then one day they'll look back at your stupid ass methods and your evil school and think of it as a nightmare."

bloodbender: he went off.

WhatDatWhipDo: and he's right xoxo

BMRS: Yamada, kindly as them for any CC footage with Midoriya in it please. Unedited.

HeYelleth: *thumbs up emoji*

Hot mess

serozeroherochurro: yo Midoriya is All Might ok?

GreenOverlord: i think so. He didn't tell me what was wrong tho but he seems better. Though I am worried what could have happened to make him react like that

CatChasingARat: aww look at that broccoli worried about his father.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GreenOverlord: you know what shinsou?
GreenOverlord: hey kaminari isn't it funny that you're name is pikachu which is a rat and Shinsou's handle is chasing after a rat? Almost like he is chasing after you.

PikachuOnCrack: huh I didn't notice.

CatChasingARat: I'mma grill a broccoli today.

PikachuOnCrack: it's ok isn't it? I think it's kinda funny, though, since I'm chasing you and all
PikachuOnCrack: …..
PikachuOnCrack: i did not mean to sent that.

OhShidWhaddup: Shinsou just nyoomed kero.

PikachuOnCrack: and just like that I'm gonna hide forever thanks.

NoFoundationClearSkin: well, that happened.

GreenOverlord:omg noooo
GreenOverlord: I didn't mean to make them uncomfy, or get kaminari to say that. I only meant to tease Shinsou a little.
(｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

OopItAcid: I think they'll be fine Midoriya.

GreenOverlord: still, I feel like I'm doing everything wrong.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: hey zuku are you still in the training room?

GreenOverlord: no? I'm back in my room.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: wonderful.

KungFuPanda: ok, I don't think Kaminari or Midoriya would line any of us talking about this more, so subject change?

GothGF: Momo? Can I?

FrenchiestFry: ooh cést tea?

Mother™: yes, sure kyoya, I don't mind.

GothGF: cool. So Momo and I are dating now.

Mother™: what was that whisle?

HereComesDatBoi: that was Ashido. And it wasn't a whisle.
HereComesDatBoi: also the lesbians just keep winning ig. Me and Tsu now Yaoyorozu and Jirou. Catch up gays!

FuckAllYall: FUCK YOU PINKY FACE.

HereComesDatBoi: unless you can contribute to the dating roster….

FuckAllYall: yeah I can contribute to the dating roster Ei and I are dating.

serozeroherochurro: that explains his mood today.

OopItAcid: explains his mood deadass
OopItAcid: he's been floating all day.

DaddyShark: it's called being on cloud nine.

PikachuOnCrack: I'm baaaaaaack babey!

serozeroherochurro: somebody's chipper.

PikachuOnCrack: guess who has a *.✧Boyfriend*.✧

GothGF: Kirishima.

PikachuOnCrack: well, yes but!!!!!
PikachuOnCrack: Shinsou likes me back!!!! I'm blessed???????

OhShidWhaddup: what a surprise truly. Kero.

CatChasingARat: i Do Not appreciate the sarcasm.

OhShidWhaddup: what a shame. Kero.

PikachuOnCrack: wait what do you mean Kirishima?
PikachuOnCrack:.......
PikachuOnCrack: oh holy shit congrats bro! And Jirou too!

DaddyShark: thanks bro, you too!

PikachuOnCrack: now Bakugo can finally call you Daddy shark in real life.

CatChasingARat: why are you like this

HereComesDatBoi: the Bakusquad only live to see who can piss Bakugo off the most huh.

FuckAllYall: you're dead you fucking overpriced charger.

PikachuOnCrack: wait before I die, Midoribro! Thank you! For! Helping! Me! Get! A! Boyfriend!

NoFoundationClearSkin: you know Midoriya and Todoroki has been quiet for a hot sec.

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: i hope they did not get in any trouble in this time.

EDDRW: the darkness has not reached them as their light shines bright.
EDDRW: *Izuku and Shouto on Izuku's bed, leaning on each other, a laptop open in front of them, they seemed to have fallen asleep watching something.*

HereComesDatBoi: (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

DaddyShark: awwww

GothGF: Damn they're adorable.

*******

HereComesDatBoi: you know I never noticed but Bakugo calls kirishima Eiji. What a cutesie nickname.

serozeroherochurro: *why would you say something so controversial yet so brave. Gif*

FuckAllYall: I'll end you Kirby.

DaddyShark: I mean…. I obviously did. I like it a lot though!

GreenOverlord: at the risk of proving everyone that yelled at me about personal safety correct,
GreenOverlord: *Blushing Bakugo . jpg*

DaddyShark: awww babe.

HereComesDatBoi: I'd normally agree but this was worth it, quick everyone save it before Deku has to delete it.

FuckAllYall: Deku.

GreenOverlord: oh wow he's calm, I've never been this scared in my life.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Bakugo….

FuckAllYall: actually it's good that icybitch is here.

PikachuOnCrack: anyone else scared?

CatChasingARat: I've never seen him so calm while so obviously inscenced.

FuckAllYall: *Midoriya Izuku baby pic in an All-might onsie . jpg*

GreenOverlord: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FuckAllYall: and that's what you fucking get.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: I can't believe I'm saying this but thank you Bakugo.

PikachuOnCrack: the onsie

HereComesDatBoi: the pose oml

GothGF: those are the chubbiest cheeks I'm-

OhShidWhaddup: Midoriya's mother must've had a hard time getting anything done with a face like that staring at her.

Mother™: Midoriya you were quite the adorable child.

GreenOverlord: please stop
(>0<；)

CatChasingARat: excuse me while I send that to the teachers.

GreenOverlord: Stop!!!!

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: is there more

FuckAllYall: not if the fucker behaves.

GreenOverlord: no Bakugo pictures here. No sir.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: damn it.

private messages

CatChasingARat: boy do I have something for you to distribute to the teachers.

NotAFatherThanks: ….?

CatChasingARat: *baby izuku . jpg

NotAFatherThanks: 1. Thank you.
NotAFatherThanks: 2. How?

CatChasingARat: Bakugo. Midoriya showed a pic of him blushing and he took revenge.

NotAFatherThanks: all right.

private messages

FuckAllYall: oi icyhot.
FuckAllYall: *candid picture of toddler Izuku smiling at someone behind the camera. Ofc in an all might onsie you think he took those off?*
FuckAllYall: keep this quiet.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: aaand homescreen.
OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: thank you. Again.

FuckAllYall: yeah well if you ever visit auntie you'll get to see her entire collection.

Responsible™Adults

NotAFatherThanks: I am so glad I took Shinsou under my apprenticeship.

HeYelleth: aww what did the little listener do?

bloodbender: why are you telling us about this? Gush to your husband in private.

NotAFatherThanks: well he did give me something to send to you jackasses, but if you don't want to see it.

Gunbender: hey no

WhatDatWhipDo: don't put Kan's word in our mouth.

CloneyBoi: i kinda wanna see too.

NotAFatherThanks: all right.
NotAFatherThanks: *Baby Izuku. jpg*
NotAFatherThanks: Hizashi ffs.

Stop!Breaking!Things: he's… adorable.

HeYelleth: you can't just show that with no warning and expect me to not react.

NotAFatherThanks: =_=
NotAFatherThanks: all might you ok?

Toll: I'm fine Aizawa.

WhatDatWhipDo:why did I imagine that sounding super choked up?

Gunbender: cause you just know All Might's crying tears of joy.

Hot mess

PikachuOnCrack: anyone know where I heard the name Aldera junior high?
PikachuOnCrack: ik i heard it somewhere but can't put my finger on why.

FuckAllYall: why are you asking about it now?

PikachuOnCrack: it's on the news.

GreenOverlord: what why?

PikachuOnCrack: UA is suing them.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: !!!!!!!!!

DaddyShark: !!!!!!!!!

GreenOverlord: what???

PikachuOnCrack: yeah for child abuse, neglect, abuse of power and more.
PikachuOnCrack: Aizawa is there actually, so I was wondering if he mentioned it?

FuckAllYall: good they're getting what they deserved.

OopItAcid: wait I think I heard it too.

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: I believe so too.

FuckAllYall: it's where Deku and I went to middle school.

APureBean:....

RikdolusSugar:....

NoFoundationClearSkin:....

FrenchiestFry:......

KungFuPanda: are you guys…. Ok?

FuckAllYall: given that we have mandatory therapy, what do you think?

serozeroherochurro: wait…. You two are direct victims of it? No wonder Aizawa's there personally.

PikachuOnCrack: uh, hey, so, y'all don't have to answer this if you don't want to but like someone said something about a muzzle and….

GreenOverlord: oh right…. First year of middle school.

HereComesDatBoi: I'm sorry, I think i misread that. First YEAR?

FuckAllYall: the teachers didn't like him muttering. So they put that on him so it'd poke whenever he opened his mouth. They started one month into first year and gave up on it after the finals that year.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: murder :)

HereComesDatBoi: Agreed :)

GreenOverlord: guys no!

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: i agree.

GreenOverlord: thanks Iida!

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: oh no i was agreeing with them. Definite yes on the murder.

HereComesDatBoi: wonderful.

GreenOverlord: guys no!

OhShidWhaddup: I'm gonna need an in on that murder kero.

GreenOverlord: guys I'm fine now really, actually I never thought anyone would even do this much so I'm glad. But please don't hurt anyone.

private messages

CatChasingARat: so like…

NotAFatherThanks: Shinsou I'm in court right now, if this is about your training yesterday it was fine.

CatChasingARat: yeah no, I see you in court, I'm in Denki's room and we have the news on.

NotAFatherThanks: if this is about the case, I'm not going to give any details

CatChasingARat: oh, no we got details, and Todoroki, Uraraka, Iida and Asui wants murder. I agree with them.

NotAFatherThanks: yeah no. Convert your energy to helping the problem child. I'm pretty sure he will have a breakdown sometime soon.

CatChasingARat: really bold of you to assume resident Prince charming would leave him alone for this.

NotAFatherThanks: nevermind then, also tell Iida and Todoroki that I said their attempted murder quota is already full.

CatChasingARat: ???? Ok?

Hot mess

CatChasingARat: Aizawa said Iida and Todoroki already have their attempted murder quota full.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: damn it

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: why would you tell him?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: I didn't even try to murder anyone.

OopItAcid: i love how this implied Iida did try to kill someone.

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: (¬_¬)

OopItAcid:.....
OopItAcid: what?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: it's nothing! Todoroki was joking.
OrangeJuiceGoVroom: anyway Uraraka, Asui, Shinsou, Todoroki and Midoriya, what do you say to a game night?

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: sure.
OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: Izuku says he'd love it too.

OhShidWhaddup: Ocha and I are down.

CatChasingARat: can denki come?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: of course!

CatChasingARat: cool we'll be there.

OopItAcid: where's bomberanian?

serozeroherochurro: they cooketh
serozeroherochurro: * img. Kirishima and Bakugo cooking . jpg*

OopItAcid: we'll need to make sure Kiri doesn't blow anything up.

serozeroherochurro: *thumbs up emoji*

****

GreenOverlord: Ocha I'm gonna do it

HereComesDatBoi: that's great news deku but…..

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: ???

GreenOverlord: wrong chat.
(｡ﾉω＼｡)

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: alright, I won't press, actually, I wanted to talk to you about something if you're free later?

GreenOverlord: uhm yes sure! Actually I wanted to say something to you too!

OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: alright.

*******

OopItAcid: hey, yall know how Todoroki and deku went to talk a while ago?

OrangeJuiceGoVroom: would it be too much to ask to respect their privacy?

NoFoundationClearSkin: just hush for a little while Iida.

OopItAcid: so we just witnessed the cutest shit ever.

OrangeJuiceGoVroom:we?

FrenchiestFry: oui mes ami

NoFoundationClearSkin: so Todoroki got there first and he had this huge bouquet of roses. Like we know you're classy boy stop making everyone else look bad.

OopItAcid: and then Mido comes walking you know that awkward half run thing when you're nervous? That. Todoroki just JUMPS to hide the flowere before he can see it.
OopItAcid: and y'all know that bench on the west side that's where they were sitting so he just hid it in the bushes im-

NoFoundationClearSkin: so mido comes right they're talking (we didn't listen in in case anyone was wondering) and Mido says something that makes Todoroki go fyooooooom. (The bench was luckily ok) so he takes this box out of his pocket right? And its chocolate?

KungFuPanda: are they- did they plan to ask each other out at the same time?

NoFoundationClearSkin: shhhh don't interrupt us unless its related to this glory

FuckAllYall: the nerd made the chocolate himself.

OopItAcid: like that.
OopItAcid: also he did??? Get you a man like that.

FrenchiestFry: Todoroki kun was still in his seat for a while so Midoriya kun started to get worried.

HereComesDatBoi: he must've said something self deprecating though cause Todoroki just jolted and got the flowers.
HereComesDatBoi: side note I have never thought someone could look so smooth taking a bouquet out of a bush but Todoroki is pretty boy for a reason ig.

OopItAcid: they sat there for a while not speaking until they started laughing.

GreenOverlord: guys
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OzaiAndUrsa'sLovechild: We're boyfriend now.

HereComesDatBoi: FINALLY!