Names
Yuga Aoyama: Glittery baguette

Mina Ashido: H2SO4

Tsuyu Asui: TurnedAllTheFrogsGay

Tenya Ida: why

Ochaco Uraraka: UpUpAndAwayyyyy, pining disaster floaty

Mashirao Ojiro: Normal™

Denki Kaminari: ZapIt

Eijiro Kirishima: Rocksolid , pining disaster hardboy

Koji Koda: Tarzan

Rikido Sato: C12H22O11

Mezo Shoji: HUGS™

Kyoka Jiro: JackOff, pining disaster music

Hanta Sero: slenderman

Fumikage Tokoyami: Edgar Allan's Hoe

Shoto Todoroki: Pepsi , Ok, But! , MeltedStrawberryVanilaSunday

Toru Hagakure: WhereSheGo

Katsuki Bakugo: BOOMboi , LongLostChildhoodBff , PorcupineThatCanExplode

Izuku Midoriya: Bones? Don't know her , pining disaster boneless , Loser

Minoru Mineta: ballhead

Momo Yaoyorozu: God Among Mortals, Suffering ™

Hitoshi Shinso: hand over your brain , pining disaster hypno

Shouta Aizawa: SleepDeprivationMan

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Class 1A

H2SO4 has changed the chat name to Aizawa's gAys

Aizawa's gAys

H2SO4: like Charlie's angels but Aizawa's problem and gay.

why: Ashido it is entirely inappropriate to speculate about your classmates sexuality

H2SO4: but consider this, everyone here is gay.

ZapIt: not everyone tho?
ZapIt: there has to be someone not gay in this class.

UpUpAndAwayyyyy: but who tho?

ZapIt: i-
ZapIt: yeah Idk prez maybe?

why:.....
why:No.

ZapIt: Bakubro?

Pepsi: I'm with Izuku and he fell off the couch laughing for some reason.

BOOMboi: WHAT THE FUCK AND SHIT SPARKY
BOOMboi: don't ever insult me like that ever again.
BOOMboi: I am not nor was I ever under the impression of being straight.

Bones? Don't know her: kaminari that was hilarious.
Bones? Don't know her: heroics is only half the reason of why Kacchan is ripped
Bones? Don't know her: the other half is to bench his future boyfriend.

WhereSheGo: that's adorable.

BOOMboi: run shitty deku

Bones? Don't know her: or we could spar later?
Bones? Don't know her: maybe that'll calm you down.

BOOMboi: why aren't you running yet?

Pepsi: because he's comfortable.
Pepsi: And I refuse to let him go.

LongLostChildhoodBff to Loser

LongLostChildhoodBff: I swear to fuck if I have to hear how mushy you two are I'm gonna commit homicide fuck being a hero.

Loser: consider:
Loser: I am but a simple pining bisexual.
Loser: Shouto is sleepy and touch starved.

LongLostChildhoodBff: fucking disgusting.

Aizawa's gAys

Rocksolid: :v I actually didn't know you weren't straight Bakubro.
Rocksolid: well, no, I thought you just weren't interested in anyone.

LongLostChildhoodBff to Loser

Loser: *Agony, beyond power of speech . Gif. *
Loser: this u?

LongLostChildhoodBff: fuck off.

Aizawa's gAys

WhereSheGo: you know what we should all do?
WhereSheGo: come out of the closet.
WhereSheGo: just… leave narnia behind.
WhereSheGo: only if you're comfy tho.

Glittery baguette: magnefiqe idea cheré.
Glittery baguette: I'll go first, I am ✨gay✨. And questioning my gender.

Normal™: pronouns?

Glittery baguette: anything is fine.

Normal™: cool. I'm pan and cis.

Bones? Don't know her: I'm Bi! And cis.

Pepsi: gay. so very gay.

Ok, But! to Suffering ™

Ok, But!: hnnng Momo. Pretty boy bi what do

Suffering ™: listen, I know you don't take my advice.
Suffering ™: ever (¬_¬)
Suffering ™: but ask him tf out.

Ok, But!: hmmmmm
Ok, But!: no.

Suffering ™:
*Frustrated screaming . Gif.*

Aizawa's gAys

hand over your brain: day 15 of wondering wtf I'm doing in this chat.
hand over your brain: also very gay. well pan, And cis

God Among Mortals: I am interested in girls. And am CIS.

BOOMboi: I'm gay and I'm male end of story.

Rocksolid: 👍 that's so manly bro.
Rocksolid: I'm gay and cis btw

ZapIt: bisexual disaster. I mean…
ZapIt: I wear a choker on my hero costume so the disaster part was kinda obvious. And also male pronouns please xoxo.
ZapIt: you know I feel great getting that out why didn't we do that sooner?

12 hours have passed since ballhead had been muted. ballhead unmuted.

ballhead: WHAT THE FUCK.

ZapIt: oh
ZapIt: yeah.

ballhead: wait does that mean Bakugo's a girl?

Rocksolid: Mineta!

Bones? Don't know her: mineta shut the fuck up.

ballhead: kami bro?
ballhead: are you a girl too?

hand over your brain: what part of male pronouns do you not understand?

BOOMboi: LISTEN YOU MAGGOT RIDDEN SHRIVELED BALLED FUCKFACE. IF I HEAR YOU MISGENDERING ANYONE EVER AGAIN I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR ANCESTORS GHOSTS ARE GONNA CRY AT YOUR FUNERAL.

why: Mineta stop this behavior this instance.
why: and bakugo you cannot kill our classmate.

Bones? Don't know her: you ah… you sure about that Iida?
Bones? Don't know her: cause if nobody knows….

why: Midoriya you can't be promoting homicide. As hero students we must set an example of being courteous even to those that are horrible.

Pepsi: bold words
Pepsi: especially from you class rep.

why: ......
why: must you?

Pepsi: yes I must.
Pepsi: especially if it helps Izuku.

JackOff: so like…. If Mineta's transphobic, will he leave me alone if I come out? Cause I'm a trans lesbian.

ballhead: ewwww wtf.
ballhead: I can't believe I wanted to get into bed with a trap.

JackOff: you know what, I'll take a win when I cBOOMboi: hmmm
BOOMboi: murder.

Rocksolid: bro I swear I'd be cheering you on if it wouldn't be a hindrance to being a hero.

Bones? Don't know her: but take into account,
Bones? Don't know her: no one would find the body.

WhereSheGo: love how down with murder both Mustafusu boys are.

ballhead: ok, you know what you guys can't keep threatening me like that.

HUGS™: but you can keep being a disrespectful little shit?
HUGS™: yeah I don't think so.

ballhead: when did I ever disrespect any one?

H2SO4: holy shit.
H2SO4: holy fucking shit
H2SO4: someone please tell me he's kidding.

slenderman: Mineta what do you call your attitude towards the girls?

ballhead: i show them I appreciate them.
ballhead: don't girls like being told that they're hot?

UpUpAndAwayyyyy: so many things wrong there

hand over your brain: also the blatant transphobia?

ballhead: I don't know what you're talking about if kami or Bakugo has a pussy then they are girls.
ballhead: and jirou is apparently a trap. Like in animes.

God Among Mortals: Midoriya how sure are you that no one will know?

why: Yaoyorozu I trusted you.

God Among Mortals: but consider the plus side
God Among Mortals: we no longer have to deal with that

ballhead: that? You guys are being very mean.

C12H22O11: and you're being a perv. And a dick. We can't all have what we want.

ballhead: why am I the perv? Jirou was pretending to be a girl to peep on the other girls

Bones? Don't know her: Very sure Yaoyorozu.
Bones? Don't know her:... Wait is that you?

Glittery baguette : Oh mon deu

Edgar Allan's Hoe: what a mad banquet of darkness.

Bones? Don't know her: wait does she have

Pepsi: Izuku threw his phone on the bed to go watch but
Pepsi: Mineta shut himself in his room as soon as he saw Momo. She is mad.
Pepsi: and she made an axe.
Pepsi: pretty neat. The whole thing is metal.

H2SO4: I wish i could ever have as few fucks to give as Todoroki. He texted that all so nonchalantly.

Pepsi: Emergency Exit man's here.
Pepsi: discouraging murder
Pepsi: ike a hypocrite.

TurnedAllTheFrogsGay: we could have just…

TurnedAllTheFrogsGay  added SleepDeprivationMan to the chat.

TurnedAllTheFrogsGay: Kero.

SleepDeprivationMan: what the heck is this and why am I here

TurnedAllTheFrogsGay: please read up sensei.

ballhead: yeah! They're all being mean to me!
ballhead: thank you Tsu chan.

TurnedAllTheFrogsGay: call me Asui

Bones? Don't know her: pfft turnaround.

ballhead: but I thought we could be friends.
ballhead: since you helped me and all.

TurnedAllTheFrogsGay: no.

UpUpAndAwayyyyy: lmao look at her goooo.
UpUpAndAwayyyyy: you're doing amazing sweetie.

ThePineForest

pining disaster music: I'll start off today's session.
pining disaster music: big stronk girl
pining disaster music: she defended me asdfghjkl.

pining disaster hypno: wow the gayest keysmash.

pining disaster boneless: we get it Toshi, you're naturally so deadpan Kami can't tell when you're panicking. No need to show off.

pining disaster hardboy: stronk boy.

pining disaster floaty: kirishima you good bro?

pining disaster hardboy: hnnnnnnnggggghhhh

pining disaster boneless: no he left this plane of existence.
pining disaster boneless: pretty sure I saw Kacchan pin him while sparring an hour ago.

pining disaster hypno: and he still didn't recover?

pining disaster hardboy: stronk boy smiled at me.

pining disaster boneless: no, no he didn't.

pining disaster music: anyone else wanna freak?

pining disaster floaty: tsu chan is so calm and cool.
pining disaster floaty: I was ready to throw hands but she handled everything so calmly with min*ta?
pining disaster floaty: I'm love?

pining disaster hypno: we get it you have a competence kink.

pining disaster floaty: says the one who has the urge to stick their dick in an electric outlet.
pining disaster floaty:
(ಠ_ಠ)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

pining disaster boneless: I-

pining disaster hardboy: hoyl shit

pining disaster music: she killed him.

pining disaster hypno: I -
pining disaster hypno: Jirou's right you killed me.

Aizawa's gAys

BOOMboi: wtf is Ei laughing at so hard about?
BOOMboi: i thought he was in the chat

ThePiners™

pining disaster music: bro you're still with him? No wonder you can't function.

pining disaster hardboy: leave me alone I'm but a simple gay.

Aizawa's gAys

H2SO4: Kiri bro someone slid into your DMs?

hand over your brain : nah he just saw Uraraka kill me.

BOOMboi: you fuckers are in a different gc?

Bones? Don't know her: and me and jirou.
Bones? Don't know her: it's a super secret one.

ballhead: Midoriya you still talk to the trap?

Bones? Don't know her: Sensei please, I sent you a file.

SleepDeprivationMan: received and sent to nedzu. It's on the works don't worry about it anymore kids.
SleepDeprivationMan: on another note, Midoriya why and how do you have some of that?

Bones? Don't know her: not through any illegal means (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Tarzan: scary

H2SO4: wait wait wait. Ei?
H2SO4: like short for Eijiro?

BOOMboi: wow. So you're not too stupid to live.

H2SO4: kiri? Any news you wanna tell me?
H2SO4: anything at all?

Rocksolid: no❤️

H2SO4: goddamnit.

Bones? Don't know her: ignoring that, kaminari?

hand over your brain: Istfg Midoriya if you're asking about what I think you're asking about

ZapIt: yeah?

Bones? Don't know her: would you consider yourself an Electric outlet?

ZapIt: .... I mean
ZapIt: yeah I guess?

hand over your brain: fml

Aizawa's gAys

Pepsi: good morning to everyone except End a whore
Pepsi: and Mineta but that's a given.

hand over your brain: damn wtf did he do first thing in the morning?

Pepsi: he called.
Pepsi: apparently he's coming over to the dorms for… inspecting my training.

Bones? Don't know her: hey sho where are you now?

Pepsi: my room why?

Bones? Don't know her: I'll be right over.

slenderman: so like ….
slenderman: endeavor isn't getting anywhere near Todoroki while we're around right?

H2SO4: ofc not.

Bones? Don't know her: oh dear it appears I forgot to ask before, but Aizawa sensei Todoroki and I can go out today right ?

SleepDeprivationMan: ……..
SleepDeprivationMan: where are you going?

Bones? Don't know her: Out (ʘᴗʘ✿)

SleepDeprivationMan: don't go to his mother's hospital he'll look there first.
SleepDeprivationMan: and Stay on chat. There will be an announcement later and you need to be reachable in case of emergency.

Bones? Don't know her: Thank you sensei!

God Among Mortals: sensei….
God Among Mortals: what are we doing about Endeavor?

SleepDeprivationMan: leave endeavor to me.
SleepDeprivationMan: i have an idea :)

WhereSheGo: endeavor was stomping in the building when the walls raised.
WhereSheGo: sensei i didn't know the dorms had their own walls like around UA.

SleepDeprivationMan: they do. And Parents have to check in with the administration in order to go to the dorms.
SleepDeprivationMan: as the other parents who came in already know. And did check in before going there.

TurnedAllTheFrogsGay: he looks like an entire bonfire kero.

why: Todoroki, Midoriya are you guys alright?

Pepsi: we're fine.
Pepsi: enroute.

C12H22O11: to where?

SleepDeprivationMan: don't ask that.
SleepDeprivationMan: and don't answer problem children.
SleepDeprivationMan: technically I don't know where the two of you are.

why: I understand what you're saying sir, but would it be safe?
why: especially with Midoriya attracting trouble like he does?

Bones? Don't know her: i wish I had a defense but….
Bones? Don't know her: anyway Nedzu is tracking my phone so you guys don't have to worry.

SleepDeprivationMan: excuse me what?

Bones? Don't know her: ah, Nedzu called after we left. He's tracking us to make sure we don't get into trouble.

UpUpAndAwayyyyy: as expected from the Rat God's favorite student.

Bones? Don't know her: asdfghjkl Uraraka
Bones? Don't know her: I'm not his favourite.

TurnedAllTheFrogsGay: you kinda are kero

ZapIt: what are you talking about you are

Normal™: idk how to tell you this Midoriya…..

Bones? Don't know her:but why would you think so?

Pepsi: probably cause he praised you instead of reprimanding when he caught you hacking?
Pepsi: and because he let you go Scott free when you decked that guy who was making fun of Shinsou?

Bones? Don't know her: pretty sure he's just amused at me.

SleepDeprivationMan:no they're right you are his favorite.
SleepDeprivationMan: He loves your potential.

H2SO4: he is here.

Bones? Don't know her: All might?

H2SO4: no Nedzu.

JackOff: pfft he's giving endeavor tea while they're just…. Standing out of the gate.

UpUpAndAwayyyyy: oh wow he lit up even worse.

Bones? Don't know her: I wonder how long he can keep it up before he either passes out or pukes?

God Among Mortals: I mean…. He has trained a lot. So it'll take a while.

hand over your brain: seeing this go down from the gen ed dorms and where even is my popcorn.

slenderman: if conversations were physical things End*vour would be a like a bayblade
slenderman:endless circles.

SleepDeprivationMan: while Nedzu confuses Endeavor, 1A and Shinsou come to our common room.

hand over your brain: theres? A? Wall? Around? The? Dorm?

SleepDeprivationMan: come in with your ID card.

Bones? Don't know her: is this the announcement sensei?

SleepDeprivationMan: yes. You will be notified shortly.

Bones? Don't know her: Oh! I think I know. Nedzu told me when he called.

HUGS™: he just sighed so tired. And honestly same.

hand over your brain: Midoriya Izuku you little shit
hand over your brain: you knew and didn't tell me??

ballhead: you could have warned me Midoriya.
ballhead: god I could have gotten so many pictures!

ballhead has been permanently removed from Aizawa's gAys

Edgar Allan's Hoe: a blessing seen in the darkness.

hand over your brain: Midoriya don't you dare ignore me.

Pepsi: shhh.
Pepsi: he's sleeping.
Pepsi: *img sleeping Izuku. Png *

Tarzan: cute

ZapIt: Midoribro is adorable.

UpUpAndAwayyyyy: is that an All might plush?

Pepsi: of course?

UpUpAndAwayyyyy: fair.

SleepDeprivationMan: endeavor has left the dorm grounds.
SleepDeprivationMan: so, Todoroki, where are you and Midoriya?

Pepsi: his house.
Pepsi: his mother is….. very like him.

JackOff: Wdym?

BOOMboi: he means deku wasn't born.
BOOMboi: he was created with Mitosis and Gender mutation.

Bones? Don't know her: I'm up!
Bones? Don't know her: also kacchan you're one to talk.

BOOMboi: I'M NOT THAT MUCH LIKE THE HAG.

Bones? Don't know her: * side by side comparison Katsuki and Mitsuki Bakugo. Img*
Bones? Don't know her: x to doubt.

ZapIt: oh wow.

Rocksolid: Kats that's adorable.

WhereSheGo: Kats?

H2SO4: so y'all fucking or what?

BOOMboi: IM FUCKING INCENSED

Bones? Don't know her: before he kills Ashido, Kacchan do you remember our mothers mentioning their other friend?

BOOMboi: the missing part of their 'trio' neither could shut up about that dropped off the radar and they reminisce about them every day?
BOOMboi:  one mom mentioned yesterday in the passing?
BOOMboi: you know what doesn't ring a bell.

Bones? Don't know her: I think we found her.

Rocksolid: woah that's so cool!

JackOff: boys don't take this convo to the PMs please this sounds good.

Pepsi: I'm still ?????

Bones? Don't know her: oh don't worry Jirou we PM mostly about
Bones? Don't know her: nevermind.

BOOMboi: 1. That better not be finished how I think you were finishing it.
BOOMboi: 2. same thing but about the mom thing.

Bones? Don't know her: uhmmmm I'm pretty sure it went exactly how you thought it would. Sorry Kacchan.
Bones? Don't know her: Sho kun and I are coming back to the dorms. Mom already called Aunt Mitsuki and they're going to the hospital.

BOOMboi: Motherfucker.

UpUpAndAwayyyyy: wait so not only are you two from the same city.
UpUpAndAwayyyyy: not only are you two neighbours, went to the same school and have whatever the hell relationship you two have going on
UpUpAndAwayyyyy: your mothers were also friends?

Bones? Don't know her: apparently?
Bones? Don't know her: also the conversation was long but from what I gathered both mom and Aunt Mitsuki are pissed at Sho's dad.
Bones? Don't know her: He might just feel the full wrath of the Kamaki Fashion house.

BOOMboi: that was a given.

Glittery baguette: pardon ?
Glittery baguette: what does the tres magnefiqe fashion house have to do with this?

JackOff: concur.
JackOff: I mean I know they must be rich but why is it their problem?

Bones? Don't know her: well…..

BOOMboi: ok, no, I'm pretty sure Shitty hair knows and he told everyone right?

Rocksolid: know what?

Bones? Don't know her: pffft.

Rocksolid: Midoribro?

Bones? Don't know her: Ka-tsuki Ma-sarau Mitsu-ki
Bones? Don't know her: its Kacchan's parent's company.

HUGS™: The scream I heard from Ayoma's room Istg my eardrums blew.
HUGS™: Yami we’re no longer hanging out next to the cheesemeister

TurnedAllTheFrogsGay: so does that make Bakugo a richboy too kero?

BOOMboi: NO IT DOESN'T CAUSE IT'S NOT MY FUCKING MONEY.
BOOMboi: AND I got a call we are most definitely suing.
BOOMboi: Divorce. Child abuse. Spousal abuse. And other things.
BOOMboi: I'm assuming Deku's gonna talk to the lawyers with the questionably aquired file he already has.

Bones? Don't know her:
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Bones? Don't know her: I don't /not/ have a file.

BOOMboi: 🙄

Bones? Don't know her: also Mom called in help and now there's more help.
Bones? Don't know her: endeavor is going down.

WhereSheGo: help?

Pepsi: yes. Izuku's father said he'll help.

BOOMboi: the fuck?

Bones? Don't know her: All Might. Is. Not. My. Father. Sho.

Pepsi: exactly what All Might's secret love child would say.

God Among Mortals:This is exactly why I call you a conspiracy theorist

SleepDeprivationMan: Midoriya, I hope you know you unknowingly almost gave your father a heart attack

Bones? Don't know her: Sensei pls

Pepsi: what did he do to poor All Might

BOOMboi: Look at that Tub of Icyhot Pain Relief go all concerned about his father in law.

Rocksolid: I-

H2SO4: pfft

LongLostChildhoodBff to Loser

Loser: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??!

LongLostChildhoodBff: because I'm tired of your nonsense.

MeltedStrawberryVanilaSunday to PorcupineThatCanExplode

MeltedStrawberryVanilaSunday: I despise you with every inch of my body

PorcupineThatCanExplode: Feeling’s fucking mutual

Aizawa's gAys

Bones? Don't know her: what happened with All-might Sensei?

SleepDeprivationMan: Nedzu sent him one of the bunny emojis you use an hour ago and he still hasn't recovered.

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Notes:

Ok, idk where i was going with this