Todoroki: *Gives chocolates to Midoriya*

Midoriya: *Consumes chocolate*

Todoroki: Happy day dedicated to commercialized love. Have some chocolates that I spent $10 on and a bouquet of roses from a store that makes millions each year just from this day. Enjoy this Hallmark brand card that has some cheesy saying on the inside and is shown in their cheesy romance movies.

Midoriya: Happy Valentine's day to you, too

I don't really care for Valentine's day, but here's some shitpost or whatever. I actually want to add some shitposts to this compilation, so leave shitpost suggestions and one-shot suggestions. I'm begging you my brain is more empty than my wallet.