ANOTHER SHITPOST! I'm so sorry that i'm doing more shitposts than anything. They are easier to do when I'm lying in bed at 11 at night sooooooooooo

Midoriya and Todoroki doing homework together in Todoroki's dorm

Todoroki: *Breaking the silence* One of us is gayer than the other

Midoriya: What the fuck are you talking about?

Todoroki: Since sexuality is a spectrum, one of us is gayer than the other

Midoriya: Okay? There is no way to prove it

Todoroki: There absolutely is a way

Midoriya: How? By kissing each other?

Todoroki: Exactly. We make out and whoever stops kissing first is less gay

Midoriya: *Sighing* Okay, come here

Todoroki: Yay!

Midoriya: You know, you don't need to come up with a scheme every time you want to make out with me. You can just do it