todoroki: i had a fight with my girlfriend today.

bakugo: huh?

todoroki: sorry, you seem to be the only person in my contact online at this hour. i just need someone to talk to.

bakugo: make it fast.

todoroki: my girlfriend cheated on me. she said this one man is better as the fact that he has more money than i do.

bakugo: who is this man?

todoroki:

bakugo: stop joking around.

todoroki: i'm serious. she chose that old man over me when i'm this handsome.

bakugo: i know right. just leave her then?

todoroki: how can i leave someone as beautiful as this?