katsuki: icyhot-

shouto: yes? 

katsuki: I think I'm pregnant -

shouto: did you not have your period?

katsuki: no

katsuki: I didn't. 

katsuki: shouto I'm fucking scared. 

shouto: are you having any cravings??

katsuki: chocolate. can you get me a whole box?

shouto: anything for you. 

katsuki: you're cringey. stop. 

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shouto: how's the baby? 

katsuki: you know I was drunk. piss off. 

shouto: you do know male's can't physically give birth- we don't have the proper reproductional systems like a uterus- 

katsuki: I KNOW THAT. 

shouto: funny, you said you weren't on your period.

katsuki: go fuck yourself. 

shouto: I'm sorry 

katsuki: no, leave me alone. 

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katsuki: I'll forgive you if you get me chocolate.  

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shouto: I'm coming over now.