// Don't ask- this is my favourite pair in Bnha - and somehow this happened. 

shouto: no homo but I'd die for you?

katsuki: ... who taught you that shit-

shouto: kirishima.

katsuki: stupidshittyhair, well, no homo but I'd fuck you -

shouto: sounds pretty homo...

katsuki: ...

katsuki: since when?

shouto: katsuki, we've been together for seven months.

katsuki: ...

katsuki: I hate you.

shouto: I love you too - 

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shouto: katsuki?

shouto: katsuki 

shouto: katsuki 

Katsuki: IT'S THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING, WHAT DO YOU WANT?! 

shouto: come sleep with me, I'm cold.

katsuki: no.

shouto: why :( 

katsuki: never use that face again.

katsuki: you have a quirk for that shit and because you won't let me sleep.

shouto:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

katsuki: I'm blocking you. 

shouto: no

shouto: n o 

shouto: no katsuki come back-

shouto: no please

shouto: I'm sorry-

shouto: fuck.

katsuki: watch your mother fucking language.

shouto: I have fucked no mothers. only you.

katsuki: I'm coming over shut up. 

katsuki: and I'm using you as my personal heater.

shouto: oh. Katsuki why didn't you tell me you were cold I could have cuddled you.

katsuki: that's fucking gay. whatever.

shouto: you are in fact gay. and we'd both enjoy that - now come here in bed with me - 

katsuki: no I hate you-

shouto: that's not what you said last night.

mina: you guys are still awake? 

denki: tea dropped? 

kirishima: what have I just read -

sero: guys, pm. this is the groupchat -

Iida: what's with all the foul language-

Uraraka: LMFAOOOOOO

deku: poor kacchan -

katsuki: fuck you deku 

deku: no, you have todoroki-kun for that.

katsuki: I'll KILL YOU ALL

tsuyu: that's not very cash money of you. kero.

Mina: kero? you text frog noises -

Ochako : that's so adorable -

katsuki: gay.

ochaco : says the one who sexts a guy in groupchat-

Katsuki: I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW - HERE I'LL DELETE IT GODDAMN. HERE, I'LL DELETE IT. FUCK YOU

ochaco: sorry I'm lesbian.

denki: I thought you were american.

shouto: katsuki?

katsuki: yeah, I'm outside open your door.

ochaco: that's gay. 

tsuyu: plus ultra.

Iida: use protection. 

ochaco: LIDA LMFAOO

Iida: LIDA? 

kirishima: IIDA IS NOW LIDA -

Deku : I - what even is this chat.

Iida: EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP, YOU NEED REST BEFORE CLASSES.

Mina: yes dad.

mina: wait, tomorrow's saturday.

iida: oh -

Iida: my apologies.