(in the shopping center)
Kisame= I  will buy the baby stuff  you get the clothes.
Deidara=yeah what ever.
Kisame=hey kid remember you are only 12 so no cursing or destruction like you always do.
Deidara=huh wha  I  could not hear you over the fact of how awesome  I  am.
Kisame=just buy the clothes.
Deidara=fine come here itachi.
Itachi=okay.
Deidara=now what to get you.
Itachi=this  I  wan this one.
Deidara=huh whats that.
Itachi=it look like yours  I  wan be just wike you and mommy daddy to.
Deidara=awwww..Thank you.
(deidara then hugs itachi)
Itachi=wuv you.
Kisame=hey you two bonded.
Deidara=what no  I  was just umm.
Itachi=cpr.
Kisame=what.
Deidara=wha  I  mean yeah he was choking on candy. Kisame=sure anyway got the baby stuff  I  going to get some little silver ware and toys  I  will be  back here is an diaper put it on him before you dress him.
Deidara=got it see ya in a little bit. ...Thanks little brother.
Itachi=heh heh we tricked him.
Deidara=yes we did now all  I  have to do now is get you more clothes.
(29 minutes later) deidara=there now time to get you dressed.
(in the dressing room) deidara=how do  I   put an diaper on let see oh  I  know  I  can see how to do it on youtube okay how to change an diaper thank god  I  bought this galaxy phone it can load up so fast.
Video=first get the tabs that look like this.
Deidara=tabs okay found them.
Video=get the front of the diaper and attache the tabs to it.
Deidara=wow that was easy.
Video=congrats you changed an diaper.
Itachi=yay dei did it. Deidara=yes.
Girl=awww.
Deidara=what the hey get out  I  am just changing my little brother diaper for the first time.
Itachi=yea he say.
Deidara=heh.
Girl=aww cute.
Girl 2=the blond is hot though .
Deidara=hmm yeah thats right  I  just take care of  him our family is an big ninja family so they are always on mission so  I  just you know look after him.
Girl=how sweet here is my number  I  can help.
Girl=yeah here is mine to.
(23 minutes later)
Kisame= I  am back and deidara why do you have so many numbers.
Deidara=this kid is an genius he gets me lots of girls together with his cuteness and my flawless looks and charms we can not be beat.
Kisame=yeah  I  could not hear you  over the fact how stupid that sounds.
Deidara=shut up.
Itachi=(yawn)tiwed.
Deidara=lets go home  I  am tired to plus my feet are killing me.
Kisame=fine.
(at the hideout outside)
Deidara=we should wake him up he wont be able to sleep if he naps to long.
Kisame=right.
Itachi=me awake.
Kisame=oh okay then lets go inside