Hidan=so what do we do now?
Kakazu= I  don't know  I  guess mope around.
Itachi=hmm oh me know me know.
Zetsu= I 'm open for an suggestion even from the baby.
Sasori=what is it itachi.
Itachi=toy's wan pway toy's.
Hidan=that's for f****** babies.
Sasori=is there anything else.
Itachi=pwease..
Kakazu=no.
Itachi=pwease.
Hidan=no.
Itachi=pwease.
Kisame=not now okay.
(with not much options itachi did his puppy dog eyes or baby sharigan as refered to his older brother's)
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Akatsuki(men)=okay!!!
Itachi=yay!!!!
Deidara=should have not looked into his baby sharigan.
Tobi=(munch munch)(gulp)yeah or he will control you(stuff mouth with chips)(munch munch)
Deidara=have fun(eats chips)
Itachi=wanna pway.
Hidan=you know what he cant push us around like that we are the adults meaning he can play by himself.
Itachi=no pwease pway wif me.
Kisame=itachi we're tired and dont wanna play we will later.
Itachi=bud.
Hidan=no buts.
Sasori=we will play later okay.
Itachi=(sniff sniff) nod fa!
Hidan=well  life is not fair so deal with it.
Itachi=shud ub(kicks hidan on his shin).
Hidan=ow the f****!!!
(so hidan swat's itachi not to painful not to hurtful it didnt really hurt it felt like an small pinch but for itachi)
.......
Kisame=did you just.
Hidan=dont worry it wasnt hard it dosent even cause pain.
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Itachi=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Kisame=oh crap!
Hidan=it didnt hurt  I  f****  swear!
Kakazu=oh god make the kid stop.
Sasori=do something.
Zetsu=umm itachi dont cry you want some candy.
Itachi=waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Mommy mommy mommy waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
Hidan=no need to drag konan into this she will mutilate us.
Itachi=daddy dadddy daddy waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!
Kisame=umm(picks up itachi and rocks him back and fourth)shh dont cry thats right shhh.
Itachi=mommy....Daddy(sniff sniff)
Kisame=you could have told us what were you about to do to him.
Hidan= I  didnt think he would f***** bawl his eyes out!
Itachi=sowy.
Kisame=huh?
Sasori=why are you saying sorry for?
Itachi=me bad boy an me be meanie.
Kakazu=you shouldnt say sorry you didnt do anything wrong its hidan fault.
Hidan=yeah  I 'm sorry.
Itachi=its otay.
........
Hidan=still  I  am f****** bored.
Deidara=want to just play the wii.
Tobi=yeah  I  wanna play this game its really fun!!!
(tobi pulled out sing it 2013 edition)
Tobi=please.
Akatsuki(men)=no!
Deidara=come on please it will be fun.
.....
Sasori= I 'm up for it.
...
Kisame=why not.
Hidan=fine.
(so they hooked up their wii console)
Tobi=there who's first.
Deidara=let's see any voulenteer's no really none okay me and tobi go just to show yall.
Tobi=yay lets go dei.
(so they picked an song and it was finale by madeon)
(3 minutes later)
Deidara=there.
Tobi=so who won was it me mama say  I  can sing good.
Deidara=mom said we both do sing good.
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Kisame=yall can sing good really good.
Hidan=how can they do.
Deidara=talent.
Tobi=and working hard really really hard.
Deidara=soo who's next.
(after an hour of singing deidara and tobi got the high score)
Tobi=we win.
Kisame=dang.
Sasori=we lost thats not fair.
Itachi=(claps hands) yay moe game moe game.
Kisame=okay itachi your going to take an nap now.
Itachi=nod sweepy untle me wanna pway.
Kisame=but if you dont get enough sleep your going to miss the bey blade show.
Itachi=no wan watch id wan watch id!!!
Kisame=dont worry its comes on right after nap time.
Itachi=bud nod tiwed.
Deidara=let him tucker himself out he is gonna sleep.
Tobi=yeah he always go to sleep after playing for an little.
Kisame=but your going to take an nap right after that okay.
Itachi=otay.
(after playing for an while itachi did get tired)
Itachi=(yawn)mmm.
Sasori=your tired now.
Itachi=n n no nod tiwed untle saso.
Kisame=dont fight it your tired.
Itachi=no no no nod tiwed nod tiwed!!!!!
Kisame=shhh.
(so kisame picks up itachi and pats his back while rocking him back and fourth till he fell asleep)
Itachi=zzzzzzz.
Kisame=shh dont be loud.
......
(few minutes later)
(in itachi's room)
Kisame=(steps on itachi's toy weasel) huh oh it's itachi little weasel he always carries it around...I guess it would not hurt to clean it up an little.
.....
Itachi=sazh.