(at the store)
Hidan=finally took f****** long enough.
Itachi=dan look.
Hidan=what.
Itachi=ice cweam wan ice cweam.
Hidan=no.
Itachi=pwease.
Hidan=okay fine.
Itachi=yay.
(at the ice cream  shop) cashier=here you go.
Itachi=ank you.
Hidan=grr alright your done lets go.
Itachi=otay.
(at the babies r us)
Hidan=okay now to  buy some f*****  diapers god    I    mean why did we keep this god d*** brat and why buy diapers and why not just let him s*** and pee outside saves up on things we have to do and why control our violent urges    I    have not done an good ritual in a long time    I    f****** hate that.
Itachi=dan look daipys. Hidan=okay check now pedia umm whatever this s*** say its gross.
Itachi=wan all dat one an dat one an dat one.
Hidan=no just one.
Itachi=umm the pink one no umm chocwite no umm white one .
Hidan=make up your mind. Itachi=chocwite.
Hidan=finally now time to go to the grocery store.
(the grocery store)
Itachi=dan wan dat(points at pop tart).
Hidan=okay now for some weird soft stuff and no tears crap.
Itachi=dan dan pway wif me.
Hidan=no.
Itachi=pwease.
Hidan=no.
Itachi=(sniff sniff). Hidan=okay fine.
Itachi=patty cake.
Hidan=ugh patty cake something something something.
Itachi=no pway wight. Hidan=(takes out pacifier and puts it in itachi's mouth).
Itachi=mmm.
Hidan=lets go now what else do    I    need to get okay eggs and orange juice  and wipes.
Itachi=dan me tiwed.
Hidan=so what am    I    supposed to do about  it.
Itachi=mommy gets me upsie when me tiwed(yawn) hidan=fine(picks up itachi). Itachi=zzz.
Hidan=you know what    I    am just going to hang out they dont need grocery that bad    I    am going to take my sweet f******* time getting there. Itachi=mmm.
Hidan=grr whats next an stroller oh really an stroller got it you know what f*** it    I    am going to take my f****** time getting there    I    should be doing my f***** rituals to jashin not f****** shopping    I    hate this brat.
Itachi=(sniff sniff) hidan=wha(sees itachi crying)oh s*** itachi     I    didnt mean it.
Itachi=(jumps off hidan hand)you hate me(runs away)waaaaaaah!!!!. Hidan=itachi wait grr d*** he is fast.
(the store toy section) itachi=(sniff sniff whimper)dan hate me me bad brhudda waaaaaaah huh.
Sakura=hey whats wrong are you okay.
Itachi=(sniff sniff)dan hate(sniff)me(cough cough).
Sakura=(takes out tissue)dan sounds mean to hate you how can he hate you(wipes tears)hey naruto talk to umm whats your name.
Itachi=tachi(sniff).
Sakura=   I    will be back. ... (team taka arrive at the store to get some ninja supplies)
Karin=hey guys look its an baby and he is all alone.
Suigetsu=oh yeah he is and you know what he kinda looks like saskue.
Saskue=what.
Karin=hey little guy
Itachi=huh.
Jugo=he looks like saskue you should see him.
Saskue=what who is this?
Itachi=you sake.
Saskue=yeah so what    I    am suppose to talk to you about.
Itachi=hmm you look wike me.
Saskue=(he kinda does weird thats weird whatever    I    got to find itachi not find anymore uchiha till    I    kill him). Sakura=tachi.
Itachi=huh.
Saskue=your parents huh taka lets go....
Naruto=so who needs cheering up hey little guy why are you sad today.
Itachi=dan hate(hiccup)me.
Naruto=oh umm hey dont cry watch this(turns in to a clown)look at me(slips and fall)ow.
Itachi=heh heh.
Naruto=(throws pie in face)ta da.
Itachi=ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Sakura=there we go now see your happy.
Itachi=but sister hate me.