did the author go through blood force trauma and have sevreal seizures to give us whatever the fuck this is as entertainment

Dont remind me of better shit while reading this ty

i think fearing youre going to loose the father of your fetus isnt exacrly classfied as "fucking ego being dun prego"
Whatever the actual fuck that means

DONT REMIND ME OF BETTER THINGS WHILE READING THIS TY

tears
tears dont bleed?
the only thing that actually bleeds, is well, blood
i would not be suprised if she turns out to be a vampire

how is calling your uncle, THE MAN WHO TOOK YOU IN AFTER YOUR ABUSIVE PARENT KILLED THE OTHER AND GOT ARRESTED AND KEEPING YOU FROM A FOSTER HOME, somehow hilarous

wait
Wait guys
No no ignore the fact she obviously compared him to a puppy but
A LEGIBLE SENTENCE

but isnt that borderline illegal

where is his underwear
did it get eaten
more importantly
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE CALL THE FUCKING POLICE ON CJ.

why is this fucking nessicary its not funny its all fucking filler get onto the plot already

I wonder how daddy peeta approves of this--

"goodbye"

Stop the thing that wattpad authors use that thing where apparently saying "____ sang along" isnt good enough but gotta WRITE THE LYRICS ALL IN CAPS AND MAKE THEM SEEM REALLY ANGRY!!!

what the fuck does a musty chuckle sound like
Seriously what does that sound like
Is musty even a part of pig latin
You can't sit here and tell me their writing in english

yay the plot

okay this just dawned on me
why dont
you guys
a b o r t the fucking kid
or put them  up for a d o p t i o n
you can't handle a fucking child you both are too young and too fucking immature

"What other choice" IS TO FUCKING GIVE UP THE CHILD U FUCKING SOCK

i think murdering someone and keeping you two apart is much worse than them freaking out (which spoiler alert: theyre gonna fucking do) and say "ay my sons happy thats all i care about"
i think thats much better idk about you scar