play a drinking game
find a random fantasy book, paper or wattpad, whatever

take a shot when

-starts with a prologue
two if its shit and pointless

-if its a young hero who is humble and nobel and so humble like wow such a g8 guy

-take another shot if hes beening raised by uncle/aunt/grandpapi/grandmommy/single parent

-TAKE 5 SHOTS IF U SEE ANY MENTIONS OF ANY FUCKING PR O F C H I E S

-drink the rest of the bottle if the heros a choosen one