okok first off i first found out about this from ThePinkBurrito but horrorscope- did something of the sorts to remind me i gotta do it

note: plz dont say shit "awie bb but ily ur a bean" bc like,,,,this is a joke,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i like 2 make fun of myself

anyways im gonna roast myself lmao here we go

First off lets get the main thing down--my goddamned face

okay ill give myself some credit, i have a nice ass face structure and my eyes are decently large---BUT THE FUCK IS MY HAIR
WHAT IS THIS PARDOX WITH PIGMINTATION GOING ON IN THAT HELL
BROWN???? BLONDE??? RED???? IDK FUCKING ORANGE????
AND GOD IM AS BLOCHY AS A DEAD BODY AT A SUNDAY BRUNCH
I COULD PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS WITH MY FACE + BACK ACNE
O I L S SEEP T H R O U G H

AND TOBY GG YOURE LIKE A RACCOON WHO HAPPENS TO DOUBLE AS A CLOWN WITH THOSE BAGS THAT D R A G UNDERNEATH YOUR EYES YOU FUCKING INSOMNIAC

and im such a s l o b look at this h e l l

maybe stop yelling at burrito about ur problematic political agenda and get off ur fatass and do something else gg
u emotional eater pig

now the moment im sure you all have been waiting for (im sure half of you didnt even note) wastedintellect get ur knife and cut me up in this comment section bc im bringing up my shitty opinions 👋👋👋

  ---you faggot ass eater, you fucking wish to beat up kids for being confused on their dysphoria states???? and deny the existence of nb ppl???? fuck the scientific evidence toby, dont you see how badly you hurt people???? (This sounds sarcastic as fuck but thats bc im a cocksucking faggot every saterday)

--and alm???? rlly???? its bc ur a white sheet of paper arent you???? putting yourself into everything

---lets not forget anti-feminist too. just because youre a man doesnt mean you can plow over women like /that/, cuck

---wow, you say nigger and faggot, you edgy bigot

and and my ocs dear god

lets start off with LT---wow! hes cute. why the fuck is this retarded shitlord youre favorite though??? hes just a """cute"" character whos choking on a bag of crispy creams as we type this, degenerate fucking cunt show his personality

AnD. BUDDY OH PAL RIN WEEBOO RIVERS IS SUCH A SHITRY OFFENSIVE OC

-his s c h e m e is gross, but of course ill never change it because i lowkey fucking adore his design. Really???? Black and red hair?????? The fuck you were thinking Toby

--and /this/ trans character is the only mc that is part of the trans community??? he was forced 2 be a boy cocknuggut, he hates his new body, and you romanticize this???? nigger.

---aND AND AND AND NOT TO MENTION HIS LONG TRAGIC BACKSTORY OF ALL THIS RAPE AND ABUSE AND SEX TRADE BULLLLLSHIT. LIKE WOWIE I CUT MYSELF ON THE EDGE WAH WAH CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER

---and ofc you forced ur brothers oc to be his godness mom (-; like he wasnt special enough, nope!!! he had to been watched over Krys and be her son and now the prince of a kingdom like 👋👋👋👋👋👋 such relate wow i do

-why is there???? a demon in his lungs?????  the fuck

-HIS TUNIC AND BOOTS CALLED ME A NARASSTIC PARASITE IM CALLING PETA

and web????

-hes so b l a n d wow you barely have him set dont u u fucking worthless pile of shit

-WHY IS HE BLUE. WAS THIS NECESSARY TO HIS CREATION

--and and and and the black swirly lines r gross and weird and u always forget them

---of course he has daddy issues he fucks a man in a cape

and boi oh boi ravenwood is just ur typical bara woman oc she has nothing on her whatsoever youre so creative huh

smh you can throw out all 53 of your books now fggt

moral of the story: im a wreched, vile, disgusting creature that shouldnt be touched with a ten foot pole.