♪ SONG OF THE MORNING ♪
❝THE DOCTORS LIED WHEN THEY SAID THEY FIXED YOU❞ 

NICOLE DOLLAGANGER, COMA BABY

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>"lol guys this is my first book, don't be too harsh!!!! 💛💛"

>yaoi authors stating ever other chapter "THIS IS GAY PORN DO NOT READ IF U DO NOT LIKE BOYXBOY!!!" like what else was i expecting with naurto x levi anchormen

>the collab accounts that never last. never. When you make a collab account it will always fail.

>oc books that are so poorly constructed

-name: Winter
age: 3,000 (but looks 11)
weight: 68lbs
height: 3 feet tall
personality: hes shy and sweet but he will not hesitate to tie your tubes if u say water wrong but hes also really loud and bouncy but overall a shy kid
backstory: his dad and mom got killed and now he lives with turtles
likes: pizza (even dou he lives in Antarctica), more pizza, our lord and savior Josef Stalin
Dislikes: fucking degenerates
Appearance:

>half the bio is the person advertising other people

>you either have rlly nice bios or
"hello im kyle.i am thriteen years old and live in hati and.im.writing because im being inslaved.i like yugi-e-oh and pokeeman and i write poetry about cum please follow.and vote"

>due to My Wattpad Love there (or was) roleplay accounts just to hook up and the ones trying to be boys i

"hi im tom i love sports sports r great and i love girls soooo pretty xD and did i mention im single? im pretty lonely"