"Hey happy birthday, hyung!" - Zeus come to hug Perseus.
"Hey you too!" - Perseus said.
"That's...not how it works!" - Zeus said
"Oh..."
"Oh, by the way, uh... Apollo hyung also here too!" - Zeus said.
"Yeah! That's good!" - Perseus said.
"But, he had this..."
"Hello my friend! I'm queer!" - Apollo come and said.
"Uh..."
"No! I mean, I'm just here! I'm not gay!" - Apollo said.
"But I not call you gay, bro!" - Perseus said.
"Okay! Fine! And I'm not gay!" - Apollo said.
"No no no no no!! It's fine if you are!" - Perseus said.
"Uh... Does Hermes gay?" - Apollo asks.
"Hi!" - Hermes said.
"Do you want me to... introduce you?" - Apollo asks.
"Oh no! Uh... Apollo has a... condition!" - Perseus said.
"I...can't enter a room without telling everyone that I'm gay!" - Apollo said.
"It's a nervous things!" - Perseus said.
"Specially it's Taepung! If we made him angry, he will...let us eat... slipper! And it's worse with new people!" - Apollo said.
"I gonna go over there!"
"Yup!" - Perseus said and he leave nervously.
(Later)
"Hello me again! I like men!" - Apollo surprisely appear and said and made Perseus surprise.
"And I...don't like "women" is what I want to say!" - Apollo said
"Please stop!" - Perseus said.
"I have a condition!" - Apollo said
"Being gay is not a condition!" - Perseus said.
"I'm not gay!" - Apollo said.
(Later #2)
Apollo keep saying some weird sentences like...
"Alright gang! I like Wang!"
"Knock knock! I'm into cock!"
"Have you heard the news? I'm into dudes!"
"Hello hello! Give me a blow!"
"Job if you are a man!"
"What the hap? I hate the black!" - Zeus said.
"..."
"Have you got a condition as well?" - Perseus surprise and standing in 5 seconds and later, he asks his friend.
"Nope! Just racist!" - Apollo said.
(Later #3)
"What's up? I'm homosexual!" - Apollo said.
"Don't even rhyme!" - Perseus said.
"Uh... Obama, Oprah, Young Michael Jackson..." - Zeus said.
"Alright alright! Let's have some fun!" When I came out to my dad, he said "I have no son!" - Apollo said.
"..."
"I'd say about a fifth of the Space Girls..." - Zeus said.
"You really have a problem, don't you?" - Perseus asks
"Yes!" - Apollo said.
"Wait, have you ever tried walking into a room backwards?" - Perseus said.
"Oh...."
(Later #4)
"Hello! I hate gay people!" - Apollo goes into the room backward.
"Wow! That's much worse!" - Zeus said.
"You don't know what you're doing, don't you?" - Perseus asks.
"What if you say nothing?" - Zeus asks.
"Oh!!!!" - Everyone surprise.
(Later #5)
Apollo goes into the room and just waving.
"Heh! See? That's wasn't so... APOLLO!!" - Perseus surprise and Apollo are...kissing a guest in front of them.
"AHH!! NO NO!!! ALL HIM! NO...Not my idea!" - Apollo immediately push the guest out and Perseus and everyone disappointed.
"Why...doesn't he come true coming in through the window?" - Athena asks.
"Ohhhhh!!!!!!!" - Everyone surprise.
(Later #5)
Apollo come in by the window and then fall down in front of everyone.
"Hi?" - Apollo said and later, everyone screaming in happiness.
(A few moments later)
"And now, I pronounce you husband and husband!"
"You may kiss the groom!" - Ares said and then, Apollo and Perseus panics.
"I'M NOT GAY!!!" - Apollo shouts
"I love it!" - A guest said.
MysticalStoryWeaver This is just a joke and not real so don't aggravating the problem:)) And how do you think about that?