i am ashamed, embarrassed,
horrified, humiliated, mortified,
and a complete and utter disgrace
who should die in a ditch
somewhere the sun won't shine,
or dig a whole so deep,
i cannot crawl out of it.

gustang-ssi accidentally handed me
a gender-bending potion to drink
instead of a recovery potion,
and bloodmadder hendo lok-ssi
had to be the witness
to one of my life's lowest points.

let me preface this off
by saying that while i absolutely
think the potion was
well-made to perfection
and will most probably be a
best-seller once it hits the market,
and bloodmadder-ssi-
as protective as he is of my privacy,

GOOD GOD, HELP ME!

, V.