today, i was kidnapped(?)
against my will.

by ari-ssi and meri
to act as their chaperone
to a trending place
called an opera house.

they told me i seem like
the kind of person that’d
get away with a lie,
because apparently,
it was an exclusive,
members-only establishment.

first of all,
i am mortally offended.

second, turns out,
the little devils stole
jahad-ssi and eduan-ssi’s
invitations in the mail.

(anticlimactically, we got caught,
but was spared in exchange
for working for the
special effects team.)

what a rambunctious bunch,
they are.

they said they would do it
over and over again,
because i do not seem
to get angry at them.

which brings us to
my third point.

how could i?

they weren’t wrong.

, V.