The S in Seokjin stands for Super Handsome

jin
hello everyone ☺️
i need help hehe

namjoon
since when was our gc's name
set to that ...

jungkook
i know, it's nasty

jin
wtf!
help pls 🥺

yoongi
more like the s in your name
stands for 'shut up'

jimin
agreed ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

jin
you all are breaking my heart
😞😞😞

hobi
ew stop acting hyung

jin
that i can stop
but my handsomeness?
it can't be 😎🤚🏼

jungkook
i badly badly want to punch
you so hard, hyung 🥺

jin
good thing you're not here kookie 😌

taehyung
what do u need help for, hyung?

namjoon
ikr, it's 2 am in the morning wtf

jin
i just want to give jisoo something hehe
but idk what 😭

yoongi
wae? is it your monthsary?

hobi
ya! how can they have a monthsary
when jisoo isn't even saying
yes to jin ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

jimin
wtf!
you two still ain't a thing? 😠
you're disappointing me hyung!

jungkook
shut up jimin
you're the only one whose
in an official relationship here

jimin
not my fault you two dont have the
guts to ask them out 'officially'
🥱🥱🥱

jungkook
ya! im working on it aish

jin
same
but getting her approval is so hard 😓

yoongi
then just give up
there are still lots of girls there lol

jin
but i like jisoo 🥺
and i'm willing to wait for her

yoongi
waste of time
what if she'll never say yes?
then u just wasted your time
and effort

hobi
smh yoongi
not bc u and jen are not in good terms
means u can go around spoiling
on other's lovelife 😤

taehyung
ikr! stop being bitter hyung ☹️

jungkook
you're one to talk hyung
you're also a pussy for not asking
jen noona out 🤨

jimin
same
that's why you two still aint a thing
ugh 😫😫😫

yoongi
what? still aint?
we never were a thing to begin with
lol, i'll go sleep now guys
night!

taehyung
what did happen with them gosh

namjoon
no one knows ....
anyways, why do u even plan
on giving her a gift hyung?

jin
nothing smh guys
normalize giving gifts even when
there's no occasion 😠
i just want her to feel special

jungkook
true that
you guys need to feel being
inlove so that you'll know
these things smh

jin
agreed! 🙄

namjoon
what the fuck
whatever

hobi
why don't you cook for her?
i mean you excel in that

jimin
yeah hyung
cook her big meals
eat lunch with your dinner!
ㅌㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

jin
YAH! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

hobi
JIMINIE ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

taehyung
i dont get ...
wae????
😟😟😟

jungkook
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
do you do that often with chaeng 😂

jimin
let's not state the obvious 🤪

namjoon
hope all

jimin
im not like u kookie whos not
man enough to do the deed 🥱

jungkook
the hell
we almost did it several times
but i always stop myself
pls it was so hard 😭😭😭
but ik she's still not ready
and i respect her that much
so i'll wait
even though my other head is
telling me otherwise 😢

jimin
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
gay shit man 😂
i mean i respect my girl too
just that we really get horny fast
so my time to grab the opportunity
and her ass 🤚🏼

jin
NASTY ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

hobi
i always knew you were this dirty
but still
holy fuck 😭😭😭

jin
and to think you're younger than me
but dirtier 😠😠😠😠
when did you ever grow my child
😭😭😭😭

jimin
eomma 🥺🥺🥺

jin
you're making me emotional 🥺
hubby, our son's growing 😭
@namjoon

namjoon
what the fuckery fuck .....
so are you now settled with
cooking her food, hyung?

jin
fuck zoned 💔 #singlemom
anyways,
ne im ayt with it
kamsahnida! 🤍

namjoon
ok can we sleep now

taehyung
ikr its late guys 😭

namjoon
oh wait
i remembered all of a sudden
ya jungkook-ah!
how could you not do thai
greeting with me hours ago? 🥺

jin
i saw that ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

jungkook
cause you were teasing me hyung 😫

namjoon
duh
i just got to know im the president
of liskook shippers
gotta live by it bro 😎🤚🏼

hobi
our maknae even asked armys to
change their icons into THAT selfie
similar to lisa's ig profile

jimin
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
just how whip are you are maknae?

jungkook
i just want to be matchy with my lisa
😠😠😠

jin
you even copied her selfie again
the other time
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

taehyung
oh is it that selfie of him with
his lips parted?
😂😂😂

namjoon
yeah that one
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
parted his lips and took a selfie
bc her girl also did the same thing
aish jungkook 😂😂😂😂

jungkook
smh
whatever 👁👄👁

jimin
so whipped

namjoon
true ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

jin
guys

hobi
wae?

jin
knock knock 😁😁

taehyung
aight imma head out

hobi
oh the sun's rising
better sleep now guys night 🤍

namjoon
same

jin
wth
knock knock 😭

jungkook
hyung
let me tell you a joke instead 😊

jin
okay huh, let's see!

jungkook
knock knock

jin
hmmmm
who's there?

jungkook
you

jin
you who 🤔🤔🤔

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evidences:
• MAMA in JAPAN

• Lisa IG story selfie: Dec 05, 2018 // Jungkook twitter update: Dec 06, 2018 (filter thursday mood was edited, but same facial expressions)

• Jungkook asked armys to change their icon into that selfie of him