Actress: Asima Sefic

Pisces sat in Gemini's bakery, nervously drumming his fingers. He glanced at Gemini, who sat there awkwardly and stared at him with worry. He glanced at the door, where Aquarius and Jaden would soon walk through. The wooden table they sat at creaked as he shifted around.

Suddenly, the bell rang as Aquarius and Jaden burst through it. Jaden sat on top of Aquarius'  back, and Aquarius was panting as if he had been running. He gently set Jaden down and the two of them walked over to the table.

"What's up?" Aquarius asked through heavy breathing. He gently sat down and watched Pisces with worry. "What's so important?"

Pisces glanced at him friend, who had dark bags under his dark eyes. He glanced at Gemini who's face was covered in flour and concern. He looked at Jaden, who resembled Aries so much.

Aries.

Libra. Fucking Libra.

Then, he burst into tears. He made a sort of strangled sound and threw himself on Gemini. He buried his face in her fair and cried some more. Gemini hugged him and glanced at Aquarius with worry.

"Pisces, sweetie, what's wrong?" Gemini asked him. For a sixteen year old girl, she acted like a mother.

"Aries. Fucking Libra," Pisces sobbed out. "It's not fair. How could I have been so blind? I've wasted my time!"

"Step back a bit," Gemini said, ignoring the fact that he swore. "Aries is doing what with Libra? Having sex?"

Aquarius started to squirm around a bit. He was that one kid in school, that whenever someone mentioned the word sex he would put his fingers in his ears and start singing. It didn't help when some of his friends lost their virginity.

Pisces pulled away and looked at her funny. His face was a mixture of repulsed and confused. "No, I worded that weirdly. Aries is not having sex with my fiancée."

"Damn straight," Gemini muttered. "No boy of mine is going to lose his virginity without telling me before Pisces."

"Have you lost your virginity, Gem?" Pisces asked, making Jaden snicker.

"Jaden, go upstairs," Gemini commanded. "Pisces, shut the hell up."

"Dodging the question, but okay," Pisces sighed, regaining his composure. "I have a problem."

"So, If Aries And Libra aren't... Y'know, then what's up?" Aquarius asked.

"I have come to quite the horrible realization about myself," Pisces told them. "It's awful! It's so not like me! It's worse than you could possibly imagine! I thought I knew myself so well! This could possibly ruin my entire life!"

Gemini was having quite enough of this bullshit. "Spit it out."

"I'm bisexual," Pisces said.

Gemini let out a sigh of relief. "I thought you were gonna propose or something."

"Being bi isn't the horrible part. The horrible part is that I'm in love with your brother," Pisces cried in anguish.

"I will sue you for pedophilia and anything else I can think of if you even touch Jaden—"

"No. The other brother," Pisces reminded her.

Gemini squinted at him and suddenly started to laugh. "Why? Why Aries?"

"Gemini, let's try to be supportive and not laugh at your brother," Aquarius reminded her, taking her hand.

"Less fun but fine," Gemini moaned, rolling her eyes. "What made you come to this realization?"

"Realize-gay-tion," Aquarius corrected. Gemini nodded at him.

"It was a lot of little things. Like Libra. Fucking Libra," Pisces said, a bit of anger fainting his words.

"You're having sex with Libra?" Gemini asked, leaning forwards to get the details.

"No!" Pisces yelled. "I'm not having sex with anyone!"

"You've gotta watch your phrasing," Aquarius said awkwardly.

"What I meant, is that it's all Libra's fault," Pisces explained. "Whenever I complained about Gem not loving me back, she would always tell me that Aries was available. I always thought she was joking. She cannot find out about this."

"Why?" Aquarius asked.

"'Cause then she'd be right," Pisces explained, "and I hate it when she's right."

"What are you gonna do?" Gemini asked him. "Are you gonna tell him?"

"What are you, insane?" Pisces asked her, "I'm engaged! I can't just tell him without us being together!"

"Really? You had no problem doing that for me," Gemini reminded him.

"That was different. That was puppy love where I loved you so much, but it wasn't as real as I thought it was," Pisces admitted.

"I was right!" Gemini shouted.

"I should've gone to Virgo," muttered Pisces, starting to pout.

"That would've been smart, man," Aquarius agreed. "But, you came here instead."

"How do you feel about Aries?" Gemini asked him, settling down.

"Every time I look at him I smile this big goofy grin. And when I talk to him I get butterflies in my stomach. And whenever he laughs, I wanna throw myself on top of him and kiss him til my lips hurt," Pisces said wistfully. "Is that crazy?"

"No," Aquarius whispered dreamily. "That's Love."

"I thought we were just really good friends, but then I had this dream," Pisces explained.

"Ooh, I love a good dream story," Gemini agreed.

"Everything was out of wack, but here goes," Pisces started. "I was baking at the bakery—"

"You're right. This is out of wack," Gemini snorted.

Pisces just rolled his eyes. "As I was saying, there were kids running around my feet. I was really happy. The bell rang after hours and I expected you to come in, Gem. Instead, Aries made his way inside happily," Pisces continued.

"He said to me, 'Pisces, Dear, the queens are coming to town. We must pick up this mess.'
I got really confused. I asked, 'Queens? Like Scorpio and Cancer?'

"And he laughed and replied, 'Scorpio and Cancer? Why, they've been missing for years. Aquarius is ruling their country now.'

"And I said, 'Then who do you mean?' And he replied, 'Gemini and Libra of course! The ones who brought the kingdoms back into Pax Universum!'

"We went outside to see you practically straddling Libra, who was pushing you away because of PDA," Pisces finished.

"What the hell, man?" Aquarius asked him. "How did Gemini and Libra come into your mind?"

"It was the night after you two started to date, and I got mad and didn't like you for a while, so I guess my mind needed somewhere to put Gemini and I guess it was Libra's lap," Pisces explained. "Speaking of, is she okay?"

Gemini had her head on the table and was muttering incoherent swear words. She sat up and glared at Pisces. "First of all, there is no way in hell you bake in my kitchen. Second of all, I forgot that Libra's coming over today to pick out some sweets for her wedding. Now I won't be able to look her in the eye."

"Sucks, doesn't it?" Pisces snickered.

The bell rang and Aquarius looked up. "Speak of the devil."

Libra came in with her dark eyes glittering happily and her darker hair pulled back into a ponytail. She wore a long, pink, silk dress that nearly touched the ground. She grinned at everyone, but then faltered when nobody met her eye.

"What's up?" Aquarius asked with a grin. He was planning on enjoying his friends suffering.

"Not much. Although, I had the strangest dream last night," Libra mentioned. "Pisces and Aries were married and running the bakery. Aqua, you were ruling your country. And I had married Gem. It was so strange, because she would not stop kissing me."

"How strange," Aquarius mused. "Pisces had that exact dream just last night! Maybe it's telling of the future."

"There's no future in hell where Pisces runs my bakery," Gemini disagreed.

"I came here for help but now I feel attacked," Pisces groaned.

Libra laughed and got up. "So, let's look at things for the wedding. I want the food to be good to make up for my hatred of my father."

"You wouldn't believe that that is not the first time I've heard that," Gemini mentioned. "I get a hell of a lot of people from far and wide, and for some reason nobody quite likes their dads."

"Did you?" Libra asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Still do," Gemini said, "he made me who I am today."

"My dad was pretty awesome too," Aquarius explained. "He was a good man. Really bad at cooking, but a good man."

"My dad is pretty nice," Pisces said. "Strict, but nice."

"Anyways, What are you thinking, Libby?" Gemini asked her. Libra frowned at the nickname.

"Maybe a chocolate cake, definitely sugar cookies, apple crisps, and vanilla cupcakes," Libra decided. "I'll pick out some more later."

"Sounds good," Gemini nodded.

"Libra, I've got to admit something to you," Pisces said, standing up. "I think I'm bisexual."

"And...?" Libra urged, waiting for the words to come out of his mouth. She was so close to be right.

"And I'm in love with Aries," Pisces admitted. "Happy?"

"Yes, I'm very happy!" Libra squealed, hugging him.

At that moment, Virgo walked in. He glanced around the room with furrowed brows, saying hi to no one. He held glasses framed in his hands, with bits of glass hanging off. His eyes were wide, as if he were trying to be discreet about the fact that he was blind.

"Is Gemini here?" Virgo asked, staring at a window. "I need to talk to her."

Gemini stood up and reached her arms out to him. She grabbed his shoulders and gently led him to her seat. She sat him down with a chuckle. "I'm here, V. What happened to your glasses?"

"A customer got mad at me and threw a book in my face," Virgo explained, looking where Gemini's voice came from. "I'm legally blind without them, and I can only see blobs."

Aquarius grinned and held up two fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?"

"Probably two, but shut the hell up you heathen with 20/20 vision," Virgo hissed, glaring at him. "You're everything wrong with the world."

"Defensive much?" Aquarius asked, giving a hearty laugh.

Virgo rolled his eyes at the boy. "At least I'm not still a virgin. Unless there's something you didn't tell me?"

Aquarius' face went bright red and he started to awkwardly squeak. "Gem, are you still a virgin?"

"Ask me that again and you'll stay one forever," Gemini threatened.

"This conversation got weird," Libra muttered.

Virgo looked up in surprise. He gave a dopey smile. "Libra? Hi, how are you? You look lovely."

"You can't see her, dumbass," Pisces reminded him.

"You look awful, Pisces, you might want to get that thing checked out," Virgo said, still smiling in Libra's direction.

"What thing?" Pisces asked, looking offended.

"Your face," Virgo said quickly. Before Pisces could reply, Virgo carries on and said, "it's strange. I had a dream last night with some of you in it."

"Let me guess," Aquarius interjected. "Aries and Pisces were married and ran the bakery. Libra and Gem were married and kept making out. I was king."

"That's exactly right, with one difference. I was your royal bookkeeper," Virgo agreed.

"Hey, Gemmy," Libra said with a light tone. She winked at Gemini and said, "I think the universe is telling us to make out."

Gemini turned redder than Ron Weasley's hair and started squeaking incoherently. She giggled and snorted a bit. Aquarius looked at her in confusion.

"You've got a boyfriend!" He cried out.

"Yeah, but she's pretty," Gemini said, giggling some more.

Aquarius gasped and put a hand on his heart. "I'm pretty!"

Gemini batted her eyelashes and pursed her lips. "Mmm-hmm. Sure, honey. Whatever you say."

"What? I am!" Aquarius cried out.

"You're cute, not pretty," Gemini corrected. "It's not that big a difference."

"Obviously it is!" Aquarius argued.

Pisces was starting to get weirded out. The girl he was getting married to was flirting with the girl he had a crush on who was the sister to the guy he currently had a crush on. When did this get complicated? They needed a subject change.

"Oh, Virgo," Pisces said suddenly. "I'm bi and in love with Aries. Fun fact."

"Damnit!" Virgo yelled. "You couldn't have waited another week? I owe Cancer ten coins!"

"You were betting on me?" Pisces asked him, his mouth agape.

"We all were," Libra shrugged. "I won my bets."

"Bets? Plural? How many did you have?" Pisces asked.

"Five," Libra shrugged. "I know you, Pi. You're a sucker for romance."

"So go get your romance," Gemini urges him. "And tell my brother that if he doesn't visit soon he's grounded for a week."

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Haha sorry for the late update... again. Anyways, this chapter was weird. I was stuck on writing and decided just to go for it and honestly this came out and idk whether to be happy or not but oh well.

Anyways, is Gem a virgin? Will she end up with Libra? Will Virgo ever get his glasses fixed? Do you think Aqua is cute or pretty? Makarena or cotton eyed joe?

See you on the Flip side my dudes.