Chaoter Four
I was accepted into Hogwarts⁉️

When I woke up, dimitri was pulling off his skin with a zipper.

"....is this a Fnaf fanfic????"

They looked at me, their skin falling off their face, and I realized who Dimitri had been all along...

"OOGLE???????"

Suddenly socks appeared out of no where and punched them in the face. the two of them started to circle each other and hiss loudly.

Then, with one quick move, oogle consumed socks. I gasped in horror as I saw socks kicking in their stomach.

"WHAT THE FUCK?????!!!!"

Oogle barfed socks back up and socks stabbed them and they died, sobbing in their arms.

I just sat there awkwardly because lik...what the fuck

Socks turned toward me.

"Dude...you're gay"

"No"

"Ok"

We then made out for seven hours and got high and watched baby sensory videos.

Suddenly there was the sound of something slamming against our hotel window. We gasped and turned toward it. It was an owl with....an envelope in its mouth?????

Socks went over and grabbed the envelope and it was from hogwarts!!

So then we went to London and went to platform 9 3/4 and got on the train and went to hogwarts and got sorted into our houses!!!!

"Ew ugly dumb muggle bitches" some random blond kid said and suddenly socks started aggressively making out with them and I ran away crying.

Socks ran after me and followed me into the bathroom.

"Socks, when you act like a bAkA it hurts me so much!" I cried.

"Y/N I'm sorry, I can't help but aggressively make out with anyone who insults me, it's because of this disease I have...." they explained.

I turned towards them. "Waht disease?"

Socks turned their beautiful orbs away from me. "I have....homosexuality."

She gasped.

I gasped.

The toilets gasped.

"You're a...you're a homosexual?!?!!!!" I started sobbing and ran out of the bathroom

Suddenly I ran into someone's arms and I looked up. It was.... Michelle Obama??????

"Are you alright, love?" She asked me gently

"Omg" I muttered because milf and nearly pissed my pants when suddenly Socks appeared.

"Watch this lol" xe said and suddenly turned into a giant frog and ate Michelle Obama.

"Was that a jojo reference?" The blond kid from before asked

"Shut up" I told them and climbed onto socks slimy frog back and we hopped away from Hogwarts.