Chater Eight
Say you are my bAkA 🪨

I got my onin ringd so i was happy

"Say u r my bAkA" skye said as he descended from the sky

Suddenly thousands of tiny dolphins began to appear from the clouds, filling the sky with their high pitched voices screaming the same phrase over and over again.

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

Me and socks began to scream and cry because of how fucking annoying the little high pitched dolphin voices were.

Finn started running around in a circle but now because of the dolphins they were just quirky like that owo

"I'm brocken 💔 emo 💔 don't hmu (unless ur my mom)" Ava cried as they cradled their sticker covered phone case and took emo pictures with a Polaroid camera.

We all stared at them.

Anyways-

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"Say u r my bAkA"

"I am the bAkA lord, tremble before me or die of BS- BAkA Syndrome!" Skye screamed as they turned into the emo version of Joe Biden.

"To quote the Bible, Job 13:5 NIV, "God will come as a bAkA on the day of ur mom gae owo"" Qiuin screamed as he waved around a Percy Jackson book with a small yellow sticky note that said 'The Bible' on it.

I decided to take it into my own hands and I was about to use my magical super cool powers to kill them when suddenly Battery killed Skye 😩🙏

"That's another to add to the kill count" they said in a uwu girl voice before disappearing.

I awkwardly put my hands down. Mothy started dabbing in the corner.

"Omg Y/N r u Jesus⁉️" socks asked and I gasped.

"Am I?"

Suddenly God walked up to me

"Yes u r Jesus Y/N, surprise"

"Omg...wait, I'm adopted?!?!"

"No"

"....what"