Peter: Alright, let's go through this one more time. My name is Peter Parker. I've had several Spider-Man movies and for the past 14 years, I've had a few How It Should Have Endeds. I jumped out of the way of some grenades, I argued with a talking lizard, I decided to become an Avenger, I even, did this.

Peter 3: I will shoot this mortal man in the face!

Peter: That one, that one got dark. I'm not gonna lie. But, hey, at least I predicted the Marvel and Sony deal! So there's that. Anyway, for years, I've always had a second chance at how it should have...

Teenage Boy: Spider-Man, will you stop narrating, please?

Peter: What. Wait. Are you that same kid from forever ago?

Teenage Boy: Yes.

Peter: Wow. Now I feel old.

Teenage Boy: You were narrating. It's still kind of unnecessary.

Peter: But it's not! Look, kid, it's kind of my thing. I narrate. I'm sorry, it's just what I...

Teenage Boy: NO NARRATING!

Peter: Okay fine, let's just see how Spiderverse should have ended.

How To Honor A Fallen Hero Should Have Ended. Act 1.

Interior: A classroom at Brooklyn Visions Academy

Teacher: Mr Morales, you're late again!

Miles: Einstein said time was relative, right? Maybe I'm not late. Maybe you guys are just early.

Gwen and Phoebe chuckled at Miles's joke.

Gwen: I'm sorry, it was just really quiet.

Teacher: Wait a minute! You're not one of my students! Who are you?!

Gwen: Uh...

Gwen begins glitching in front of the whole class.

Phoebe: Whoa!

Student: What was that?

Fast forward to the collider

Spider-Man: Swing up there, push the key, and blow it up. There's not much time.

Miles: But we don't know how to get up there.

Phoebe: Actually, I know how we can. Dad, can I borrow a web shooter?

Spider-Man gives a web shooter to Phoebe.

Phoebe: Hang on, Miles.

Miles grabbed onto Phoebe and swung to the control panel to deactivate the collider.

Miles: Oh.

Fast forward to Alchemax

Liv: All we have to do is kill a couple of spiders, and then we can bring your family back. As many families as you want.

Kingpin: Tomorrow. My collider.

Scientist: Here's a bright idea, why don't you just do the thing now instead of giving the good guys time to stop you.

Kingpin: Good point. Not tomorrow, let's do it now. I'll see you at the collider.

Interior: Villain Pub (Where everybody hates your face.)

Kingpin: So, I got my wife and kid back.

Voldemort: Well, they're not really your wife and kid. You stole them from a different dimension.

Joker: Yeah, what if the other you gets super pissed and vows revenge?

Kingpin: That's not gonna happen.

Suddenly, a portal opens with Kingpin from another dimension, and like Joker said, he was pissed.

Kingpin 2: You! I'll kill you!

Fast forward to Aaron's apartment

Miles was invisible and Phoebe was hiding inside a cupboard while Prowler was searching for them.

Prowler: You know I have thermal vision, right? I can see you.

Play dumb.

Miles: No, you can't.

Not that dumb!

Prowler charged at Miles as Phoebe was trying to escape. However, she wasn't quick enough.

Prowler: Where do you think you're going?

Phoebe: Oh, crap.

Prowler charged at Phoebe as well.

Fast forward to Aunt May's roof

Miles had just revealed his identity to his uncle, begging him to spare him. Miles was paralyzed from fear.

Miles: Uncle Aaron, please.

Kingpin: Prowler, what are you waiting for?

Aaron hesitates, but at that moment, Miles could sense that something was wrong. Kingpin had fired a bullet from his gun. However, Miles kicks Aaron out of the way, saving his life.

Miles: Spidey sense! Saved your life!

Peter: That's not nice! You alright, kid?

Aaron: Whoa. Thanks, Miles. You saved my life.

Miles: You're welcome, Uncle Aaron.

Porker: But you're still going to prison.

Aaron: Aw, man.

Fast forward inside the collider.

Kingpin had Miles and Phoebe pinned on the ground. Jefferson Davis watched the whole thing.

Kingpin: You took my family. Now I'm gonna make sure you never see yours again. Kingpin Smash!

Kingpin punches the two remaining spiders to the ground.

Jefferson: Get up, Spider-Man. Get up, Spider-Girl.

Just as Miles and Phoebe were trying to get back up, Kingpin hit them a few more times, resulting in their deaths.

Or...

Kingpin: You took my family. Now I'm gonna make sure you never see yours aga..!

Jefferson Davis shoots Kingpin in the head from the window.

Miles: Dad?

Jefferson: Miles?

Phoebe nudges Miles on the shoulder.

Miles: I mean, uh. Thank you for your bravery tonight.

Phoebe: Nice save.

But this is how it really should have ended.

When the lights went out at Brooklyn Visions Academy, Miles and Phoebe went back to her dorm room. All of a sudden, a portal appeared with Gwen on the other side.

Gwen: Miles, Phoebe, you got a minute?

The spider people meet up at the Super Cafe with Batman and Superman.

Gwen: We forgot to do your cafe scene.

Miles: Cafe scene?

Phoebe: The Super Cafe, where all the greatest heroes stop for some grub or a cup of coffee. I've always wanted to come here.

Porker: It's like a tradition

Superman: Hey, nice job, kids.

Miles: Is that Batman and Superman?

Peter: Yeah, they just sit here all the time and pass judgment on people's work. It's kinda sad, but it's all they got, so just go along with it. Hey, fellas. Did you hear about how we saved the universe?

Superman: Yes we did. Congratulations. I mean it's a miracle you guys survived that explosion without a scratch, but whatever.

Noir: I don't think it sounds weird.

Peni: Yeah, sounds normal to me.

Porker: I survive explosions all the time.

Superman: Bruce, what'd you think?

Batman: I don't know. Felt like you copied a lot from the bat universe if you ask me.

Peter: What? Copied? How?

Batman: Uh, Spider-Man's Bat Cave.

Peter: Plenty of heroes have a secret lair.

Batman: Family member dies in an alley.

Peter: That's just standard hero motivation.

Batman: Noir guy. You can't tell me he's not a Batman knockoff. You're my favorite though, by the way.

Noir: Thanks.

Batman: Pig Man, I don't know. You remind me kind of like Looney Tunes, so, WB. Close enough.

Porker: And I'm not sorry.

Batman: The Spider-Girl, you remind me of a female Robin. Just less annoying.

Phoebe: Uh, thanks?

Batman: And you three. Well, I can't really think of anything yet, but I'll think of something.

Miles: Why is Batman so grumpy.

Porker: Is it because he's Batman?

Peni: Should I offer him some candy?

Superman: I think you're just trying to find reasons to be negative.

Batman: No I'm not!

Superman: Yes you are!

Batman: Okay, you got me. I am. I don't mean any of it.

Peter: What do you mean?

Phoebe: Are you saying..?

Batman: I'm saying I think you guys are the GOAT!

Miles: I don't think it's cool when he says that.

Porker: Greatest of all time?

Noir: That's high praise.

Peter: Wow! Really?

Batman: When Miles tells Peter, "You gotta go home, man." And him and Phoebe send him back to his universe, I'm just like, they really are the best of all of us!

Miles: Wow. Batman really liked our story.

Batman: It's so inspiring!

Peter: Okay, let's turn it back a little there, Batman.

Batman: What's up, danger?!

Superman: He's going through a lot right now.  He's going through a transitional period.

Noir: Ugh. I know those onions.

Superman: I swear, you sound so familiar.

Noir: I don't know.

Superman: So, is this gonna be like a thing now? You guys keep teaming up with other spiders in the multiverse?

Peni: Works for me.

Porker: I don't have any plans.

Phoebe: I would love to.

Miles: I mean, I hope so. We have to see where this is going. Right?

Gwen: Where what's going?

Miles successfully accomplished the shoulder touch on Gwen without ripping out her hair.

Miles: Hey.

Gwen: Oh! Hey.

Peter: Hey! Great job, kid! You didn't get your hand stuck in her hair this time!

Miles: How do you guys know about that?

Phoebe: I might've told them.

Porker: That's why I like my hands extra slippery.

Miles: You're embarrassing me!

Peni: We're a big family!

Phoebe: I wouldn't have it any other way.