Hello! 

Greetings!

This will not be a fun, light-hearted story. (oh, who am I kidding?)

Anyways, no. 

I will put some warnings here, just to save anyone the upset they could face, if faced with the content within this fictitious work of joshing.

List of WARNINGS:
Warnings -
Drug use 
Possibly severe drug use
Alcoholism
Abuse of prescription medication
Possibly abusive behaviour 
Possible violence (light-hearted)
Possible (light-hearted) murder

That's about all for now. 
More could be added later. 

Also, this is not a serious story. 

It is just a 'crack-fiction',.. of sorts.

P.S

I am not an Onision fan. Never have been and never will be.

This has been sitting in my drafts for a while so why not publish it?