Group chat has been created

RJ has invited DJ, M.C., Rebel, Swift, and Ghost to the chat

Me: Guys we have a problem

Deadpool: Hey~

Rebel: the fu-

DJ: SWEET

Swift: who's he?

M.C.: I second that

Ghost:...

Deadpool: oh I found the quiet one~

Me: yeah uh, he jumped a dimension and yeah

Ghost: How come there isn't a version of him here?

DJ: Ghost quit asking questions and enjoy his presence 😍

Me: We just need to help him home

Deadpool: yes I just get back to my spidey bitch

Swift: kinky

Deadpool: I know

Me: Wade

Deadpool: yes?

Me and DJ: SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

Deadpool: someone's on their period

Rebel: How do we get rid of him

M.C.: but he seems fun -3-

Everyone but Deadpool: NO

Deadpool: aww :(

Ghost: Why did you come here?

Deadpool: narwals

Me: wat😑

Deadpool: I came to fight narwals

Swift: Why narwals?

Deadpool: ever tried to kill one

Swift: no

Deadpool: Think of of it as they are the Dick to my Moby

Rebel: How do we send him back?

Deadpool: bitch please, I already know how to get back

M.C.: You should probably go back then

Deadpool: BUT THE NARWALS

Me: Wade

Deadpool: yes lovely~

Me: Go. Home.

Deadpool: fine

Deadpool: See ya weird internet people!!

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Ghost: I'm leaving

DJ: Can I come with?

Ghost: fine

DJ: SWEET

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M.C. I'ma go paint something

Me: DO NOT USE MY SPRAY PAINT THIS TIME!!!

M.C.: I won't, I won't

M.C.: just please don't kill me

Me: as long you don't use my paint

M.C.: k

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Rebel: now what?

Me: I don't know *sigh* what I do know is this whole event gave a major headache

Rebel: What to come over and make some tea and cookies

Me: pwease \>w</

Rebel: be there in 5

Me: How do you always know what I want/need

Rebel: *shrugs* instinct

Me: just hurry

Rebel: okay okay I'm coming

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Swift: this is gonna be good for later

Swift: I ship it

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