Group chat has been created

RJ has invited Rebel, Swift, DJ, Ghost, and M.C. to the group chat

Rebel: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?!?!?!

Me: Wat😑

Swift: We all saw you bought a plane ticket and then you disappeared for days and didn't say a word

DJ: guys chill

Ghost: I'm actually curious now

M.C.: Did you even do anything cool

Me: guys chill

DJ: hey.... I already said that

Me: well it works, so suck it up

DJ: -3-....bitch

Me: fucker

Rebel: Answers?

Me: right!☝🏻

M.C.: pointer emoji...really?

Me: FUCK YOU!!

Ghost: can we get to the point

Swift: I actually agree with him for once

Ghost: .....

Me: anywaaaaayyysss...

Me: I was in Texas, and then Arkansas

Swift: why would you go to those fucks of states?

DJ: She's from Texas asshole

The guys: 0.0...

Swift: so-

Me: go get your cock stuck in a garbage disposal

Swift: imma go before I get killed

Swift has left the group chat

Ghost: why were you in Arkansas though?

DJ: grandfather and other family

M.C.: how do you know all this

Me: because we hang out a lot

Ghost: makes sense

Ghost: since I'm no longer curious I'm going to go

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M.C.: Doyouguysridehorse?whatboutaccents?howcomedon't haveoneyousoundlikeyou'refrom Chicagohalfthetime.doyouguyshavesaloons?whataboutcowboys?doyouhavecattl-

DJ has kicked M.C. off the group chat

Me: Thanks

DJ: no prob

DJ: Well I gotta go let me know when you head back so I can pick u up from the airport

Me: k, thanks

DJ: 😊

DJ has left the group chat

Me: Reb

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Rebel: when are you coming home?

Me: in a day or two

Me: why?

Rebel: I'm coming to get you instead of DJ

Me:........

Me: why?

Me: I mean I don't mind, I'm just curious

Rebel: I want to

Me: oh...

Me: okie

Rebel: how was the food there?

Me: Fan-FUCKING-tasic

Rebel: that good huh?

Me: I'm bringing back recipes to make

Rebel:😍😍

Me: excited?

Rebel: the southern taste is fucking hard to get down just right

Me: well it's good you have an experienced southerner

Rebel: yeah

Rebel: by the way who made the pickle relish dip awhile ago I meant to ask

Me: DJ

Rebel: DJ?

Me: yes

Rebel: we're talking about the same DJ right?

Me: I've been teaching her she's actually a lot better than we thought

Rebel: since when

Me: since forever apparently

Rebel: but when sh-

Me: Idk how or why she sucked before but she's great now

Rebel: huh

Me: anyways I need to go my great grandmother wants help making fluff

Rebel: what's fluff

Me: a recipe a sweet southern old lady came up with

Rebel:😍😍

Rebel: I need it

Me: nope

Rebel: why😣😣

Me: family recipe, it only stays in the family

Rebel: -3-

Me: you should talk to DJ though and figure out who's picking me up

Rebel: fine

Me: I better go before I'm hit with a rolling pin and a four wheeler

Rebel: a what wheeler

Me: you have much to learn young one

Me: anyways bye

Rebel: see ya

RJ has left the group chat

Rebel: girl's gonna be the death of me

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