Me: You're not listening to me!

EC: *slaps me*

Me: Did you just slap me?

EC: I was calming you down!

Me: WHY WOULD THAT CALM ME DOWN?!

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Me: I got this. You just have to be sweet, sensitive, and caring... *slaps '12 Raph*

Raph: OW! IZZY! Why you--?! You...you snapped me out of it. Thanks big sis!

Me: No problem. That's my role in the group, to bring sanity