The turtles and Vixen sat in the subway, just outside of the lair. They were waiting for what seemed like forever. Donnie had promised some surprise for all of them, but the wait was long. Vixen was on her phone, watching Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos. Mikey wanted to watch with her, but she couldn't allow her Kawaii potato to be spoiled by the swear words that easily flew out the Irish man's mouth.

Mikey: Ugh, what's taking so long? Donnie knows I have a short atten- ooh, gum!

Mikey picked up a pre-chewed wad of pink gum. He was about to put it in his mouth, when Raph smacked the gross thing out of the orange masked turtle's hand.

Vixen: For once, I'm glad you hit him
Raph: Man, this better be worth it.

The crew heard a sound from the end of the tunnel. They all looked and saw light. A cart pulled up in front of them. It was Leatherhead's old cart and it was spray painted with multiple designs. There were trash cans, cut out to be a sharp, claw-like machine in the front. The brakes squealed as the metal cart came to a stop. Vixen felt sick, remembering what happened last time. Mikey gasped in awe.

Raph: Worth it.

A little ding-dong sound, that you hear when the subway doors open. Donnie stood there with a smirk on his face.

Donnie: So?
Leo: You turned Leatherhead's old subway car into this?
Raph: Donnie, have I ever told you how awesome you are?
Donnie: No, you haven't
Raph: Well, I'm seriously considering it.
Leo: What do you call this thing?
Donnie: Well, it's a transaxled, multi-armored, electromagnetic-
Mikey: The Shellraiser!
Donnie: What?
Mikey: The Shellraiser. It's the perfect name.
Leo: That is the perfect name.
Mikey: Of course it is, bro. You guys always underestimate me.
Vixen: See? Mikey is smart, but in a different way.
Mikey: Oh! Gum!

Vixen smacked the gum out of Mikey's hand.

Vixen: A very, very, different way.

The door opened up again and the turtles walked in. Vixen hesitated a little before stepping into the subway cart. Donnie pressed a button and a purple line flowed across the floor. All the lights and machines started turning on. Behind Mikey a magnifying glass moved over a map of New York. Next to Raph, a TV turned on.

Donnie: Now, I assigned everyone to a station based on your individual skill sets. I can't drive because my station's in the back so-

Leo+ Raph+ Mikey: Driver!

The three turtles started fighting over the spot. Donnie quickly went over and smacked his staff down to gain their attention.

Donnie: Leo drives.
Raph+ Mikey: Why?
Donnie: Well, I was originally gonna have Vixen drive because she actually has experience and if the cops pull us over she would have a license. But after thinking over a few missions it would be better if Vixen stayed in the back by me, with the nursing station.
Vixen: Donnie, God bless your soul.
Donnie: Other than that, he's least likely to hit something just for fun.
Raph+ Mikey: True.

Raph sat a the weapon station, while Mikey sat at the mapping section. Vixen started checking to make sure no chemicals would fall over.

Leo: So, how do we get this baby going?
Donnie: Okay, just ease the throttle forward ever so sli-

Leo didn't listen and the whole cart thrusted forward. Everyone fell backwards except Vixen who was basically leaning on the wall.

Vixen: HE SAID SLIGHTLY, LEO!
Raph: Whoo! What is powering this thing?
Donnie: The kraang power cell we got from leatherhead.
Vixen: The power cell? You mean the crystal thing that Raph said, and I quote, 'totally blasted Donnie into the wall, just by touching it'? The thing that is right under my chair right now?
Leo: I thought you said that it was dangerous, like the kraang could track it.
Vixen: It's also dangerous because it can blow me to bits!
Donnie: That's why I put it under a lead glass shield. Now I can regulate the output and prevent the kraang from detecting it's signal. So you have nothing to worry about, V.
Vixen: Okay. But Donnie, I swear on my mother. If I die, I will resurrect myself, kill you, bring you back to life, and make you clean up the mess.
Donnie: Noted.
Mikey: I'd hate to interrupt but, DEAD END!

On Mikey's cam, it showed that the subway tunnel was coming to an end. The cart was not slowing down.

Vixen: -_- I'd like to add onto Donnie death certificate. His spirit needs to serve Mikey, whether he is dead or alive.
Leo: Uh, D-Donnie. How do I stop this thing?
Donnie: Don't.
Leo: WHAT?!
Vixen: I second that. WHAT?! Donnie, I don't know what going on with you're life, and I don't know what you gonna do. But don't drag us into the end product.
Donnie: Trust me!
Vixen+ Raph+ Mikey+ Leo: *Screaming*

Donnie was sitting there and pressed a button. Above, on the surface the end to an alley suddenly opened and the car flew out. The wheels of the cart popped out of the sides.

Vixen: We're alive!
Raph: Donnie you're awesome!
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Mikey: This thing have a stereo?
Donnie: What good would this be without some tunes?

Donnie pressed a button and classical music started playing.

Raph: Are you serious?
Donnie: Check out the second movement.

Donnie pressed the second button and heavy metal started blasting.

Vixen: Okay, no no no no no no no no no! Does this thing have an Aux?
Donnie: Uh, yeah?
Vixen: Which one? Turn down for what or light 'em up?
Mikey: What or what?
Vixen: Like I said, 'will know more about the real world then you ever will'

Vixen started blasting 'Light 'em up by Fall Out Boy'. The boys drove around the city with the loud music, blasting. Leo started drifting and the boys grabbed onto the handle bars. They swung back and forth as Vixen sat in the back of the cart with an empty bag and a green face. Raph opened the top latch and heard the sound of glass breaking. He banged on the roof to get Leo's attention.

Raph: Leo, pull over!

The turtles walked over to the monitor and saw the purple dragons climbing out the window with a white crate that had a kraang symbol on it.

Leo: Purple dragons? Oh this night keeps getting better and better.
Raph: Oh yeah, it's like candy for my knuckles. And tonight's Halloween.
Donnie: Oh, wait a minute. Who's that?

Donnie pointed to the shadowy figure on top of the trash bin.

???: Excuse me, boys. I think you forgot to pay for that. But don't worry. I accept cash, check or teeth.
Leo: Huh. That was a pretty good line.
Vixen: Yeah, Leo you should take notes.
Fong: What are you gonna do? There's one of you, and three of us.
???: Oh, you want to call a couple friends, make it even?

The figure jumped down and stood his ground

Raph: This guy's, got guts.
???: It's time to face the wrath of...The Pulverizer
Mikey: *giggles* This is gonna be great.

The stranger started throwing air punches and kicks, making weird noises. Not even hitting the gang members.

Leo: Or, not.

The purple dragons started to beat the ever loving daylights out of him. The turtles winced at every scene.

Turtles: Ohhh!
Vixen: I don't think his arm is supposed to bend that way.
Mikey: Oh, the Pulverizer's getting just- well, I don't know the word.
Vixen: Pulverized?
Mikey: Yeah, what you said. We gotta help him!

The Pulverizer was lying on the ground in pain. He looked up and saw the purple dragons standing over him. They were smirking, ready to finish him and teach the hero-wanna-be a lesson.

Leo: How do you like the odds now, Fong?
Pulverizer: Woah! The turtles!
Donnie: How does he know who we-

Donnie was interrupted by a punch to the face, brought to him by Fong. The turtles and the gang started a full blow fight. Pulverizer watched, until his mouth was covered and he was pulled into the shadow casted by the van.

Pulverizer: Who are you?
Vixen: The muffin man. Now, if you wanna live. Stay here and dont talk.
Pulverizer: What does talking have to do with anything? They already know I'm here.
Vixen: Well, I know that. I just happen find your voice annoying.
Leo: Fong's getting away!
Mikey: Oh, no he dont.
Pulverizer: I got him.

Pulverizer squirmed out of Vixen's arms and ran after Fong, at the same time Mikey was gonna get him. Fong swerved away from Pulverizer and Mikey caught the 'hero' up in his chains. The Pulverizer-lets call him, izer- looked up and saw Fong run away.

Izer: Oh, dang. Almost had him.
Mikey: Not cool, man.

Mikey pulled on his chains and the tied up teen was freed. Sirens were wailing in from the distance. The PD booked it, not wanting to get locked up for a while.

Leo: Cops! We gotta go!
Izer: Oh, hey, uh, great teamwork guys!
Raph: Look, I don't know who you think you are, or what you think your doing, but dont.
Izer: Yeah, maybe sometime we can get together and-

Raph turned the teen around and slammed the door to the cart. Pulverizer slumped in disappointment and started to leave when he felt a pull on the back of his head. He noticed that his mask tails were caught between the doors. He tried to tell the others, but they rocketed off. He was dragged along the entire way, screaming his lungs out. His terror filled shouts were not heard, because the turtles were blasting music. Heavy metal music.

Leo: You guys hear something?
Vixen: *Barfs* I can't hear anything over the sound of the roller coaster in my stomach.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The turtles pulled up the lair, where a deafening squeal played from the breaks. The door opened and the Pulverizer fell to the ground. Donnie heard the thump and poked his head out.

Donnie: We got a problem.
Leo: What the-
Donnie: Are you okay?
Izer: Uh, sure. You-you can live with just one kidney, right?
Raph: Great, first this doofus gets in the way of a good purple dragon stomping, and now he knows where our lair is.
Izer: Oh, no problem. I blacked out most of the way here.
Vixen: He had to ride that metal death trap from the outside? And he survived? With these people behind the wheel? Are you a god?
Donnie: How do you even know we exist?
Izer: Oh, I saw you months ago. You were like, (Leo) "Let's finish this!" Oh, and you were, like, all (Raph) "You're going down!" And then you were, like, all (Mikey) "Bees!" Oh and you were, like-(Donnie). You were like the strong silent type. And you were the coolest! While the others were using weapons, you were fighting with your bare hands and stuff! (Vixen)

Leo:
Raph:
Donnie:
Mikey: Dudes, we have a stalker.
Vixen: It's called a fan Mikey. You were the same with Buttface.
Izer: You inspired me to become a hero. I saw you guys, and thought, what do they got that I haven't got?
Donnie: Years of training under a grand master of Ninjutsu?
Vixen: Which is something, I do not have.
Izer: No, an awesome costume.
Vixen: Another thing, that I do not have.
Izer: Where'd you get yours by the way?
Donnie: Uh, we are not wearing costumes. We're mutants.
Izer: Right....*pokes Mikey* Cool. How do I do that?
Raph: You. Stop talking. We gotta get him out of here.
Izer: Woah, this place is amazing! What's with all the pizza boxes?

(Time skip)

The whole group was in the lab, including Pulverizer. He was messing around with the shut down metalhead.

Donnie: Hey, dont touch that.
Izer: Hey, what's this?

Pulverizer picked up a peice of kraang tech. Donnie snatched it from him.

Izer: That looked like the stuff those guys were stealing.
Donnie: That's impossible. It's kraang tech.
Izer: What-what's a kraang?
Raph: If we told you, we'd have to kill you......You see the kraang are aliens from another dimension.

Leo elbows Raph

Leo: Why would the purple dimwits want kraang robotics. It's not like they'd know what to do with it.
Vixen: Maybe, just maybe, they're so stupid that they thought it was a bunch of pink gems in silver or something?
Raph: Or, they're stealing it for someone else.
Donnie: Well, who do we know hat would be interested in stolen evil robot parts?
All-Mikey: Baxter Stockman!
Mikey: Donatello..... Baxter Stockman
Vixen: Donnie, don't deny that he's right.
Leo: We'll check it out. Donnie, Vixen go fix up the Shellraiser and take captain rubber pants home.
Donnie: What? Wait! Why do we have to-

But they were already gone

Izer: So, what now?

Pulverizer leaned on the table and made lots of glasses fall. He tried to catch them, but failed, and they all shattered on the ground.
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Donnie and Vixen were in the lab, fixing the Shellraiser .Donnie was doing most of the work while Vixen handed him the tools and watched captain rubber pants. Pulverizer was playing with Donnie's staff

Izer: Wicked staff.
Donnie: Put that down.
Izer: Check out my sweet moves.
Donnie: I said, put that down.
Izer: No, let me show you this one thing.

Pulverizer started twirling the staff and let it go. It started flying towards the tall teens, but Donnie reached out and grabbed it, last second, without looking.

Vixen: Woah.
Donnie: Look, I'm busy here! If you must play with the staff, and apparently you must, try this.

Donnie started spinning his staff and it got faster and faster, until it was just a blur.

Donnie: Okay, now you see what I'm doing? Slowly. Keep your hands near your center and switch sides. Smooth. Fluid, right?

Donnie: Okay, not bad.
Izer: Oh, yeah.

He was doing well, until he hit his head. He rubbed the spot and shot Donnie a thumbs up

Izer: I got it!
Donnie: What? You think you an put a sword under your pillow and wake up a samurai? You've gotta practice. It takes more than a cheesy costume to be a hero
Izer: Pretty, sweet huh? Check out the muscles.
Donnie: What?

Pulverizer unzipped the front of his costume.

Izer: Foam rubber. Pretty, cool huh?
Vixen: I didn't need to see that.
Izer: Way faster than working out. I wanna be a hero now. I don't have time for the basics. Show me the good stuff.
Donnie: *Sighs* Okay. One more.

Donnie started doing a cool routine, and yelled out the steps at the same time.

Donnie: Jab. Block. Step. Sweep. Twirl. Backflip. Strike!
Vixen: Again, woah.
Izer: Okay, I got this.

Pulverizer only got to jab when he pressed the secret button on Donnie's staff and almost impaled himself with the blade. He dropped the staff and fell in surprise.

Donnie: And that's why we start with the basics
Vixen: Training music or inspirational?
Donnie: Both