Mikey dodges the Shurikins as fast a he could.
Mikey: No... wait... we're...friends!
Bradford: What?
Mikey: We're online friends! You accepted me, remember?
Bradford: Oh. Of course. Nice to meet you.

Mikey was so happy. He shook Bradford's hand with both of his.

Bradford: Wont you come in.

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The turtles and Vixen were on the rooftops, above where they were attacked.

Leo: They must have been watching us from here. The perfect place to stage an ambush.
Donnie: It wasn't very fair, was it?
Leo: Its not about fairness. Its about victory.
Donnie: Okay, I'm sorry.
Mikey: And then Chris Bradford put on his hakama. Man, that guy can rock a hakama!
Raph: Yeah, maybe he'll wear it again when he takes you to the prom.
Vixen: Preach.
Mikey: And then after that, he-
Raph: Oh enough, You've been going on about this for three hours!
Vixen: Amen.
Mikey: Ooh, someone sounds jealous. You just cant admit you were the "r" word.
Raph: *Blink*
Mikey: "Rong"
Donnie+ Leo+ Vixen: *Facepalm*
Raph: I'm not wrong.
Mikey: Oh, yeah? If you don't want to talk about my friend- I've got two other brothers who do.
Leo: Actually, Id rather talk about anything else.
Donnie: Like the concept of the silent "W" perhaps?
Mikey: Oh, well I still have-
Vixen: Talk to me when you have something to say, that doesn't include Chris Buttface.
Mikey: It's BRADFORD. Respect the name.
Vixen: I'll respect the name, when you respect the fact that I have ears! Plus, if Buttface is your only friend then that means I'm not your friend! Which means, don't talk to me! *Flips hair*
Raph+ Leo+ Donnie: ROASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikey: Fine. Heh, i'll go talk to a guy who likes to talk about Chris Bradford more than anyone else. Chris Bradford.
Vixen: That's a good thing?

Mikey dived off the building to find his friend.

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A few hours later

Mikey was in the lair, showing the teens the move he learned from his friend.

Mikey: And then he kicks, twists, and sweeps the leg- The Death Dragon
Leo: That was amazing!
Donnie: Yeah, it's devastatingly effective and complex.
Raph: And yet even Mikey could learn it.
Mikey: Thank you. Hey.
Vixen: I don't know guys. This seems kind of sketchy. That move looks like something a villain would do in a kung-fu movie.

*Laptop beeps*

Mikey: Its Rad-Brad. That's my little name for him. He wants to get together for a little B-ball. Cant wait to find out what the B stands for!

Mikey typed his answer and walked to the exit.

Leo: You're going now?
Mikey: Sorry, dudes, human friend stuff. You know how it is. Oh, wait. No you don't.
Vixen: When his little daydream comes crashing down, I'm not gonna stop Raph from hurting him. He's becoming a real jerk. With fake friends. *smirk*
Raph+ Leo+ Donnie: Ooooohhhhhh!!!!!!

While Mikey went out with his friend the boys decided to try the Death Dragon. Vixen, still not being sure, stayed behind and watched. After a few tries Leo finally go it right.

Master Splinter: Where did you learn that?!
Leo: Mikey learned it from his new friend.
MS: The man who taught him that kata is no friend! It comes from the Shredder.
Donnie: Shredder?
Leo: You mean Bradford is one of his students?
MS: He must be.
Vixen: Didn't I tell you! Didn't I tell you? Mhm. And when did I tell you? Not that long ago. And what did I say would happen when I told you? Exactly what just happened.
Leo: So Bradford's just pretending to be Mikey's friend to get to you.
Raph: Oh what a relief! Everything makes sense again. Mikey's in trouble.
Vixen: You just realized that?!

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Mikey: Rad- Brad? Hello? Hello? Raddie- Bradie?

Just then a dark figure crept behind the young ninja turtle.

Mikey: Did you plan me a surprise party?

Mikey heard a noise so he turned around to see the mystery person. He jumped back in surprise. Mikey started to back away from the man only to bump into another. The little turtled didn't like where this was going.

Mikey: Tell me what you've done with Chris, or you guys are in serious-

Before Mikey could finish the men started attacking him. Mikey was doing so well. He was kicking and flipping and dodging. That was until Xever punched him in the shell and kicked him into a punching bag. The mystery man came up to him and Mikey avoided him.

MM: Havent you figured out who I am?
Mikey: Should I have?

The fight continued, but this time Mikey didn't do so good. He was on the ground, recovering from the attack.

MM: We've already met face-to-face.
Mikey: No, it cant be. You're............... the guy with the cat?!?!?!
MM: You fool.

He took of his hakama to reveal that he was Chris Bradford.

Mikey: Rad-Brad? What?

The men tied Mikey up.

Mikey: I thought we were friends. I introduced you to all me toes.
CB: You actually thought someone like me could be friends with a freak like you? Pathetic!
Xever: I say we get rid of him.

He looks over to the 400 year old katana.

CB: Nothing would made me happier.
Mikey:*Gulp*
CB: But we need him. All part of the trap.
Mikey: Rad-Brad?

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The turtles and Vixen jumped from building to building. 4 cool landing moves, one cool hand shake, and one way in later, the 4 were sliding down ropes and knocking out guards.

Mikey: Dudes! That was sporadic!
Raph+ Leo: Shhhh
Donnie+ Vixen: That's not what that means.

Leo cut the little brother loose and pat his head.

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The turtles and Vixen jumped from building to building. They went down a manhole and closed the lid. On another building Buttface and Xever was watching.

CB: Perfect.
Xever: We got them.

The men jumped down from the surface and into the waste filled water. They started to look for the turtles. But what they didn't know was that their men was disappearing one by one. They finally made it to the drain off point. Where all the sewer water gets flushed away for good. Only then did they realized that t hey were alone. Xever lighted the cavern. They saw all their men hanging from the pipes, knocked out.

Xever: Show your faces.

Raph and Leo came from the water, while Mikey, Donnie and Vixen came from the shadows.

Xever: They trapped us.
CB: Take 'em down.

( a few minutes later)

Mikey: Hit it!

Vixen turned the knob and a wave a sewage swept them away.

Raph: Well, that didn't seem very fair.
Leo: No it wasn't.

They shared a good laugh.

Mikey: High 3!

The brothers high 3-ed while Vixen watched

Vixen: It's times like these when I wish that I have 3 fingers.

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The turtles celebrated with pizza while Master Slinter and Vixen sat. Lost in thought.

Donnie: Um, sensei, Vixen, aren't you 2 hungry?
MS: I fear we are celebrating too soon.
Raph: Too soon? The bad guys were swept away in a river of raw sewage. By my watch, that makes the perfect time.
MS: Shredder knows I'm alive.
Vixen: And know he knows about you guys and me.
MS: It's my worst nightmare come true.
Leo: So it's not over.
MS: Oh no. It's just beginning.
Vixen: And i have a feeling the end will not come soon, or easily.

The 3 looked down. Vixen noticed Raph walk over to Mikey. She strained to hear.

Raph: How you doing, Mikey?
Mikey: This is all my fault. I should have never thought I could be friends with a human.
Raph: You still have Vixen
Mikey: No I don't. I was so wrapped up in Chris Bradford that I lost my first friend. Man it really is my fault.
Raph: Eh, don't be so hard on yourself.
Mikey: So its not my fault?
Raph: Of course it's your fault.
Mikey: *Sigh*
Raph: If you tell the others, I'll beat the green off you, but...you're an awesome guy.
Mikey: Bradford didn't think so, and i bet Vixen doesn't think so either.
Raph: Eh, he's a psychotic killing machine. You deserve way better friends than him. And Vixen is just upset. You just need to befriend her again and things will be back to normal.
Mikey: You know what? You're right. Thanks, Raph.
Raph: Anytime.

Mikey looked back at the laptop and pressed a button. The unfriend sign appeared over Buttface's profile pic.

Mikey: Unfriend. HA-HA. Revenge.

Mikey saw Vixen walk into the kitchen. He jumped up and followed her. Vixen was busy making food.

Mikey: Vixen?
Vixen:..........

Mikey went over to her and wrapped his arms around her waist. He rested his face into her back.

Vixen: Mikey. What are you doing?
Mikey: I'm so sorry that I said that Buttface was my only friend. Your my first friend. No, my best friend. Can you forgive me?

Vixen pulled away from Mikey's hug. Mikey put his head down.

Vixen: Mikey.

Mikey lifted his head, to be trapped in a hug by Vixen

Mikey: D-does this mean that you forgive me?
Vixen: Yes you goof!