The turtles and Vixen were jumping from building to building. Laughing and having tons of fun.

Don: Check it out!

Donnie did a summer-salt into a barrel-roll onto the next building, skidding to a stop. Mikey did the same but he ran sideways on the water tower first. Thus topping Donnie's performance. Leo, Raph, and Vixen skid to a stop, noticing how large the gap was. And how high up.

Mikey: Top that turtle chumps! And lady.

Mikey said extending his hand and bowing. These action causing Vixen to giggle.

Leo: Alright guys. *Backs up* Check this out.

Leo ran at high speed, back-flipped off the building, front flipped into the air, lading off into a perfect mid-air cart-wheel.

Mikey: Whoa.
Raph: Cute kiddies.

Raph cracked his neck and jumped off the ledge. He barreled into the group. He knocked them all over.

Donnie: Hey what was that? You didnt do any flips
Raph: Oops.
Mikey: Alright Vixen, your turn!

Vixen backed up and took a deep breath. She ran at the side and jumped. She turned and curved her body into a graceful barrel roll. She landed into a cartwheel that transitioned  into a triple backflip. She landed on her feet, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

Vixen: And that is why, you must always go last, when showing off.

Suddenly there was a scratching nosie on the other side of the building. The turtles readied their weapons. Then the went to attack. They saw... a cat.

Raph: Don't give up, Leo. You might actually win this fight.
Mikey+Vixen: Awwww!
Mikey: It's a little kitty. And its name is-
???: Mittens
Mikey: Good guess. Wait, who said that?

The group looked down to see a man looking out the window, calling for the cat.

Donnie: I think thats the owner.

Mikey started towards the man

Donnie: Wait what are you doing?
Leo: Hey!
Raph: Mikey wait,
Mikey: What. I'm returning mittens to her owner.
Raph: Are you an idiot. Wait- Let me rephrase that. Yor an idiot. Ow!

Vixen slapped the back of Raph's head.

Donnie: You can't show yourself to a human!
Mikey: Why not?
Donnie: Because they'll freak the heck out, thats why not!
Mikey: No they wont. I'm not so scary.
Raph: Your an ugly, green mutant armed with ninja weapons.
Mikey: Vixen didn't freak out.
Donnie: Yeah, but thats because...wait...why didn't you freak out?
Vixen: I don't know. *Leaves*
Mikey: Look, this guys gonna see that I'm just a regular cat-loving dude like him. Next thing you know, we'll be best buds. This is gonna be awesome!

Mikey jumped down, ignoring his brothers calling him back.

Man: Mittens,
Mikey: Hi, heres you-
Man: Ahh, ugly, green mutant freak!
Mikey: But i got your cat!
Man: Help! He's got my cat!
Mikey: Dude chill! Im just-

Suddenly the cat in Mikey's arms started to attack him. Mikey fell of the fire escape, trying to get the cat off. He fell to the ground groaning. His brothers jumped down,  glaring at him. Mikey stood up, looking guilty.

Mikey: Someone wanna help me with this?

He bent over to show the cat clawing at his shell.

Donnie+Leo+Raph: No.

Vixen walked over with a frying pan over her shoulder. She pulled the cat from his shell and threw him onto the fire escape.

Raph: Where did you go?
Vixen: I broke into that man's apartment, stole his pan, and hit him over the head with it.
Leo: What!?
Vixen: Oh, he's fine. I only knocked him out. Plus, now he thinks that it was only a dream, which is good for you. And i took the only pan that would work better as a weapon than a cooking utensil. So it's a win-win-win.

Raph turned to Mikey.

Raph: Face it humans will never understand you. Heck, we don't understand you.
Vixen: I'm standing right here.
Mikey: Yeah...
Vixen: Still standing here
Mikey: but i bet that guy would.
Leo: Chris Bradford. The martial arts superstar. With a chain of dojos across the country. He's your soulmate?
Mikey: We've got so much in common
Donnie: What if you stop standing like that?
Mikey: We'll have a little less in common, but still alot. And look, he's in town for a martial arts expo. Maybe he'll show me his secret kata: The death dragon. And i'll show him my secret kata: The secret kata!
Donnie: Catchy *note the sarcasm*
Mikey: Check it out...

Mikey does a ridiculous kata.

Mikey: but dont tell anyone you saw that.
Leo: No problem
Raph: Face it, Mikey, Chris Bradford is the last person on earth who would be friends with you. Well, tied for last, with everyone else on the earth. OW!

Vixen slapped Raph again. Suddenly ninjas dropped down from the roof.

Donnie: Ninjas? In New York? Other than us?

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Leo: And their leader was crazy good. By which i mean he was good and seemed a little crazy. Besides he had all these guys with him. It-it wasn't a fair fight.
Spliter: What do you mean, "fair fight"
Leo: A fair fight, you know where either side could win?
Splinter: So a fair fight is a fight you could lose.
Leo: Well, yes, but- Well what I- what i mean is-
Splinter: You don't want to assure your victory?
Leo: No, i do, but- ow! Hey!

Splinter knocked Leo down and put his cane to his throat.

Splinter: Was that fair?
Leo: No!
Splinter: Did I win?
Leo:... I see your point.
Vixen: Seek victory, not fairness.
Splinter: Yes. What she said.
Leo: Hai, sensei
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Mikey: Woah, that's rad! Oh I wish me and Chris Bradford were friends!
April: Mikey, you already have human friends. Vixen and me.
Mikey: April, you guys dont count. We saved your lives, you have to like us.
Vixen: I don't have to like you
Raph: Too bad there's no place for freaks to meet people where no one can see how hideous they are.
April: Wait, there is- the internet! Donnie can I use you laptop?
Donnie: Uh,y-uh,sure! Just a sec!

Donnie deleted his screen saver, with was a picture of April eating pizza.

April: Check it out, its a site where you can make friends with anybody online.
Mikey: Sweet! *pushes April and starts typing inhumanly fast* Ohh, Chris Bradford's on here! He'll be my first friend!
Vixen: again I'm RIGHT HERE!

Mikey friend requested Chris Bradford and waited for him to reply.

April: Mikey, people dont always respond immed- *ding*-but sometimes they do.
Mikey: No on way. Chris Bradford has accepted my friendship! I have a friend!
Vixen: That's it i give up. Take a note of this. Mikey had made it 100% clear that me and him are not friends. *Walks to the other side of the lair*
Mikey: Thanks April!

Vixen saw the suprised look on Donnie's face when Mikey hugged April. Operation Apriltello has begun. Mikey got up and threw Donnie's laptop in the air, and started walking away.

Donnie: Where are you goig? Hey! * jumps and catches laptop*
Mikey: To hang out with my new friend, Chris Bradford
April: This guy is famous. He probably has thousands of "friends"
Mikey: And guess who's number 5,286!
April: You?
Mikey: Daniel Ramirez! And I'm right next to him. Later!
April: Well, this ought to be interesting
Donnie: should we go after him?
Raph: Eh, he's gotta learn somehow
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Bradford was closing up shop. He locked the door and walked away. But what he didnt know was that Mikey was following him.

Mikey: What up? Hey! I'm-

Bradford then threw a shurikin and Mikey. And another. And another.

Mikey: I'm being a attacked by Chris Bradford.

Bradford threw a shurikin that was aimed in between Mikey's eyes.

Mikey: This is so cool!