You were walking along the city streets, looking for Raph. You'd checked the lair, the roof tops, EVERYWHERE! And you still couldn't find him. So, you called his phone. He picked up, but you heard something strange. "Ok so you put your hands...here," you heard a FEMALE voice say girlishly. You gasped and kept listening. "Ok now what?," you heard Raph reply to the girl. You hung up the phone immediately and growled. You could see the location of his phone, and you were already on your way there. You looked down from the rooftops and saw Raph and a girl. A GIRL THAT WASN'T YOU with her hands on his shoulders, and his on her waist. You blood boiled and you leaped down to them. Landing right in between them, splitting up their little embrace, you glared at Raph. "(Y-Y/n)! I-I-," he stuttered. "We'll talk about this after I have a little chat with this girl here," you say dryly. Then, you turn to the girl, who looked pretty frightened. "Relax. I'm just going to calmly RIP OUT YOUR UTERUS AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE FOR FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!!," you scream. She yelps and starts running. You take brass knuckles out from your pocket and chase after her. "(Y/n)! Wait! I wasn't-!," he yelled chasing you. You you tackled the girl to the ground and punched her until you knocked her out. Raph pulled you off her. "(Y/n)! What the shell were you thinking!?," he yelled. "What the shell was I thinking?! What the shell were YOU thinking?!," you yell back. "I was thinking that-! W-well I was thinking that.....I....uh," he trails off. "Oh my gosh you were cheating-!," you yell. He suddenly grabs you and kisses you. This time, he FRENCH KISSES you. He's never actually done that before. When he releases you from the kiss, you stare at him. "I was thinking that I needed to learn to French kiss my girlfriend. So, I hired her to teach me. She never kissed me she only explained it, and told me to practice on you," he said. You felt a little embarrassed. "Oh....um....well she's a good tutor," you reply with a nervous smile. He shakes his head with a smirk. "Only you would threaten to rip out somebody's UTERUS for flirting with your boyfriend," he says with a slight chuckle.