*The Night Sky comes into view* Leonardo Narrating: My name is Leonardo and right now my brothers and sister and I are in a mess of trouble. Our backs are up against a wall in some trash strewn alley, cornered by the toughest street gang on the east side.

 [Cut to gang members]

 [Gang 1: Look at the freaks.]

 [Two-Ton: What's with the dweebie costumes?] 

[Gang 2: This ain't Halloween.]

 [Gang leader: You're going down freaks. Nobody messes with the Purple Dragons, especially wearing stupid turtle and a frog costumes.]

Jenny Narrating Now: He's wrong, we're not wearing costumes.

The Turtles and Jenny: [Leaping at the Purple Dragons] HEYA YAAAAAA!

{Opening sequence; title song}

The episode opens with a view of the city, then pans down to the street and into the sewers. Then it moves to the lair, with Master Splinter in the center of the room.

Splinter: "Remember, to be a true ninja you must become one with the shadows. Darkness gives the ninja power, while light reveals the ninja's presence. Now, can you extinguish this flame without revealing yourselves?"

Holds up candle. Donatello attacks. Splinter pulls candle away and Don grunts as he slams into the wall.

Splinter Too noisy, Donatello.

Michelangelo attacks and Splinter jumps to feet and dodges him. Mike slams into Don.

Michelangelo Whoa . . . ow!

Splinter Too clumsy, Michelangelo.

Splinter again on his knees ducks as Raphael leaps over him. Bounding to a stop, Raph turns and sees Splinter has risen to take several steps back. Raph rushes his father, who drops to his knees and trips Raph with his stick. Raph slides into the other two turtles.

Raphael Haa . . . ahh!

Splinter stands up, facing the group.

Splinter Poor choice, Raphael.

Soon a Frog Girl attacks Her Father and tries to grab the candle, But flies into Her Brothers and groans in pain.

???: Ow Damn It.

Splinter: *Chuckles in amusement* Nice try Jenny and watch Your language Young Lady.

Jenny: Yes Dad. *Rubbing Her Leg*

Scene pans up above Splinter's head. Leonardo clings to pipes and then jumps down, swinging his swords. He slices the candle in half and catches the top part on his katana. Leo blows out the candle.

Splinter [Splinter switches the lights on.] Well done, Leonardo.

Raphael Teacher's pet.

Leonardo Ninja drop out. [Tosses the candle at Raph who catches it.]

Raph squishes the candle. Don and Mikey lean towards each other, making provocative noises as Raph rushes angrily at Leo.

Jenny: Hey no fighting Guys or do You want Me to get the paddle out?

Splinter: My sons. [Puts stick between Leo and Raph to stop them.] Ah, my children. If you are to become true ninja, you must work harder. [Turtles and Jenny all kneel in front of him.] Your path in life will not be an easy one. The outside world will not be a friendly place for you. You five are different in ways the surface dwellers would never understand. To survive you must master these skills I teach you. [Fly buzzing Mikey and he starts grabbing at it.] Ninjutsu powers of stealth and secrecy. You must become kage; shadow warriors, and you must never be discovered by the outside world.

Mikey slaps hands together over fly.

Michelangelo [Master Splinter gives him stern look.] Hmm? [Loud rumbling nearby.]

Splinter Huh? What is that noise? [Room shakes, stones fall from ceiling.]

Michelangelo Whoa! Earthquake!

Donatello In New York? Possible but not likely. [Large stone slab falls at his feet, but Jenny pulls Him away from getting hit by the bricks.] [Looks at Jenny] Thanks.

Jenny: Don't sweat it Don.

Mechanical creatures soon burst through the walls and march towards Turtles, Jenny and Master Splinter.

Leonardo: What are those things?

Michelangelo: New York City cockroaches?

Raphael: Whatever they are, they picked the wrong party to crash.

the Turtles and Jenny begin fighting Mousers. Mikey tosses one at Leo.

Michelangelo: Hey, Leo! Think fast!

Leo slices it in half. Sees Splinter separated from them, battling Mousers.

Jenny is using Her Nightsticks to smash the Mousers as well fighting with Her skills even jumping around with Her Frog agility.

Leonardo: Guys We have to help Master Splinter. Come on!

The Turtles and Jenny fight Mousers as they run towards Splinter.

The Mousers are eating support beams.

Raph jumps out in front and destroys Mouser as ceiling begins to break apart then collapses.

Leonardo: Look out! [Pulls Raph back as ceiling falls in.] Oh, no.

The Turtles and Jenny run to where Splinter was. A large pile of impassable rubble is in their way.

Raphael: Master Splinter!

Leonardo: Master Splinter. Master Splinter! No~o~!

Jenny: MASTER SPLINTER NO NO NO NO! [Jenny starts freaking out and having a panic attack, But Mikey hugs Her to calm Her down]

Scene opens with Raph stomping on the head of a Mouser and crushing it.

Michelangelo: [Still hugging Jenny] What the shell are those things?

Raphael: Whatever they were [kicks Mouser that Mikey was looking at] they're junk now.

Don and Leo trying to find way through debris pile.

Leonardo: Guys, Splinter. We've got to find Splinter. Master Splinter, can you hear me? Donatello, any way to . . . ? [Looks over at Don] What are you doing?

Donatello: Shell cell. I'm calling Master Splinter. I hope.

Jenny: [Calmed down] I hope He is alright?

Scene shifts to other side of debris wall where Splinter is lying on the ground. He rises at ringing sound and opens his shell cell.

Splinter: Hmm, which button do you press to answer this thing? Hello?

Leonardo: [Leo takes shell cell from Don.] Master Splinter, are you all right?

Splinter: Hello?

Leonardo: Master Splinter . . . .

Splinter: Stupid device.

Leonardo: You don't have to press any buttons, you already answered it.

Jenny: *Giggles knowing now Splinter is alright*

Splinter: [Scene back to Splinter.] Ahh. Leonardo, whatever those mechanical menaces are, they have managed to eat through the support structure of our home. [Swings back to turtles.] We must leave right away. Meet me at the old drainage junction at the south point.

[Raph shoves Mikey aside, But Jenny kicks Raph in His Leg.]

Donatello: [Don takes map from duffel bag.] If we take the south conduit, it'll intersect with the old drainage tunnel.

Leonardo: We'll meet you there, Sensei.

Michelangelo: [Mikey runs up to brothers and sister.] What'd he say, what'd he say? Did he mention me?

[Raph shoves him again, But Jenny kicks Him in the Leg again.]

Scene opens with view of destroyed lair and Mikey talking to the lair.

Michelangelo: Goodbye broken pipe, goodbye grungy pay phone, goodbye dented manhole cover, goodbye home sweet home.

Raphael: Hello cruel world. Come on. [Grabs Mikey's mask tails and yanks him off his feet.]

Turtles and Jenny walk through tunnels, see broken rocks, walls, pipes, and footprints.

Leonardo: Looks like those things have been through here.

Donatello: These walls are seriously compromised. It's lucky this roof hasn't caved in.

Raphael: You were saying? [Impassible collapsed tunnel.]

Jenny: Damn it those Fuckers have almost destroyed the sewers by this point.

Leonardo: [Growls in frustration] Can't go forward, can't go back.

Raphael: Looks like we go up. [Walks to ladder.]

Leonardo: Hitting the surface is a bad idea.

Jenny: I agree with Leo Raph I don't want to end up on an operating table and be like a Highschool Experiment.

Donatello: We've got no other way to go, Leo and Jenny.

Leonardo: All right, but we're only going up to go down the next manhole? Got it? No fooling around. Remember what Sensei said, it's dangerous for us to be seen, let alone captured. We need to stay out of sight.

Jenny: What Leo said if anyone sees Us We can kiss goodbye to Our lives and I don't want to end up locked up.

Raphael: We got it the first thousand times, Leo and Jenny. Just follow my lead. [Climbs ladder, opens manhole cover and jumps out.]

Michelangelo: [Leo pauses at top of ladder to look around at street.] Come on Leo, move it. I don't wanna be staring at your butt any longer than I have to.

Leonardo: Shh! Guys! [Ducks back into sewer at sound of approaching vehicle.]

Raphael: [Jumps onto light post to avoid people, surveys street.] Ahh, manhole cover, twelve o'clock. [Leaps down, crosses street, hears vehicle and hides behind car.] Now what?

Raph starts to come out but truck sends him back into hiding. Truck backs into alley that Raph was headed for. Truck parks and three people get out and go into building. Raph runs over and discovers truck parked on top of manhole.

Raphael: Great, just great. The old turtle luck working true to form. [Kicks truck in frustration.] Argh!

Leonardo: Way to be stealthy, Raph.

Michelangelo: Yeah, I don't think they heard you over in Jersey.

Jenny: Yeah Raph why don't You wake up the whole city.

Raphael: Give me a hand.

Mikey starts to clap. Raph wags a finger at him.

Raphael: Don't even think about it, Mikey. Ah, forget you guys, I'll push it myself.

Starts trying to push truck from the back. Garbled voices approaching from inside building startle him.

Leonardo: Hide, Raph! Come on, hurry!

Raph looks around and then leaps into the back of the armored truck.

The Others and Jenny: No/ Raph No/ Fuck.

Michelangelo: Oh, poor choice, Raphael.

Gang 1: Did you see the way that guy squirmed when we took his cash?

Gang Leader: Sheep man. Sheep to be fleeced by us wolves. [Gang throw duffels into back of truck. We see Raph holding on to ceiling of inside of truck. Gang closes and locks back end.]

Michelangelo: [Truck pulls out of alley, passes other three turtles who are hiding.] Aww man, imagine their surprise when they open the back of that truck.

Jenny: Yeah and They might kill Him if They find Him in there.

Leonardo: [Growls in Frustration] This is exactly what Master Splinter was talking about. We've got to get him out of there.

Donatello: Last one to the roof hatched from a rotten egg. [Pole vaults to rooftop.]

Leonardo: [On rooftop overlooking street. Sees the truck go by.] We can cut them off at third and first.

Jenny: Yeah I don't want a dead Brother to bury.

Donatello: If we run like crazy.

Michelangelo: Is there any other way to run?

The Turtles and Jenny begin running over rooftops, leaping from roof to roof.

Michelangelo: Ha, ha, yeah! You guys are too slow! [Brothers and Jenny leap over his head and pass him.] Hey!

Jenny: [Taunts Mikey] What's wrong Mikey too slow!

Michelangelo: [Leaps off roof, grabs clothesline, spins around, head gets caught in sheet and he lands on roof on his butt.] Ah, ah, whoa! [Sniffs sheet] Mm, springtime fresh. Woohoo!

[Runs to edge of roof and leaps off.]

Cut to Master Splinter entering meeting point.

Splinter: Ahh, the old drainage junction. Now, where are my kids?

Splinter hears noise, backs away as floor starts to crack open. Mousers jump out and trap him. Cut to truck pulling into alley behind buildings. Truck backs in and parks. Raph is scene at window in back of truck. Hides when gang members get out.

Gang leader: Hey, Two-Ton, watch the truck. We wouldn't want somebody to steal our stolen money ha ha ha.

Two-ton marching back and forth. Turtles look down at him from rooftop. Hears a can and looks to see if someone there. Mikey taps him on the shoulder from behind.

Michelangelo: Hey, this is a no parking zone. Here's your ticket [holds up paper] . . . and here's your fine! [Kicks Two-ton and knocks him out.]

Leonardo: Nice work, Mikey.

Jenny: Yeah Mikey maybe We should have You be the distraction more heh heh.

Michelangelo: It's a ninja thing and Jenny no thank You.

Leonardo: Now, let's get Raph out of there. [Raph banging on glass.]

Jenny: [Looks at Raph behind the door] Hold on Raph and be quiet it sheesh.

Michelangelo: Man, whatever happened to good old fashioned padlocks?

Donatello: Where's the fun in that? This one's all mine. [Takes screwdrivers from duffel.]

Raphael: [Voice muffled] Get me outta here. Open up I say.

Michelangelo: What's that, Raphael? You're gonna have to speak up dude. I can't hear you.

Raphael: Argh! [Shakes fists and then kicks the door.]

Michelangelo: Okay, I heard that.

Jenny: [Looks at Mikey] Mikey stop riling Raph up god.

Michelangelo: Okay Jenny I'll stop making Raph angry.

Donatello: [Turns to look at brothers, is wearing glasses.] I'm trying to work here.

Cut to Splinter surrounded by Mousers. They attack and he fights them. Back to Turtles and Jenny in alley. Don gets truck door open.

Michelangelo: He~eey Raph! Welcome back bro'.

Raphael: [Leaps out of truck onto Mikey.] Argh!

Leonardo: What a hot head.

Jenny: *Nods yes*

Michelangelo: Ow! Ow, ow!

Donatello: Uh, Raph. [Pulls out BO-Staff]

Leonardo: We don't have time for this. [Pulls out Sword and backs up against the wall]

Raphael: And why not? [Holding Mikey against the wall]

Michelangelo: Because we're not alone.

Jenny: [Pulls out Green Nightsticks] Oh Shit.

Gang 1: Look at the freaks.

Two-Ton: What's with the dweebie costumes?

Gang 2: This ain't Halloween.

Gang Leader: You're going down, freaks. [Pan around to alley full of Purple Dragons with weapons.] Nobody messes with the Purple Dragons, especially wearing stupid turtle and frog costumes, [Looks at Jenny and likes what He sees] Hey Baby why not drop the Freaks and hang with Us instead.

Jenny: [Gags in disguest] Gross I rather lick My own two webbed feet than be any where near You.

Scene where each Turtle and Jenny showcased with their weapon. the Turtles and Jenny leap at gang. Various fighting noises and grunts. Gang members flying through air one at a time to land in heap atop each other.

[The Turtles and Jenny pose in victory in the night.]

Gang Leader: Let's get out of here! [Runs away.]

Gang 2: I'm with you! [Rest of gang follows.]

Michelangelo: Gimme some green! [High three with Raph.]

Donatello: Well, that was easier than expected.

Raphael: I hope there are more of those guys, I'm just getting warmed up.

Jenny: Me too My blood is pumping for more and I finale to get show off My moves.

Michelangelo: [Shadows from above draws Mikey's attention.] Uh, well, looks like you got your wish, Raphie boy and Jenny Girl.

Leonardo: Are those guys . . . ninjas? [Ninjas leap from roof and surround Turtles and Jenny.]

Michelangelo: Well, they're certainly ninja-esque.

Jenny: So are We Mikey.

Leonardo: Be ready for anything. [Cross His swords across His face ready to fight and defend Himself and His Family.]

Raphael: I am so gonna enjoy this.

Jenny: Me too heh heh.

Fighting sounds. Each Turtle and Jenny battling Foot ninja who are much tougher than the Purple Dragons.

Raphael: Nice dragon kick. Yeah, sweet double phoenix punch. Hey, ya' know this one? [Kicks away all three Foot who were surrounding him.]

Jenny: [Four Ninja's surround Her] Hey Boys bring it on.

Jenny is battling Four Ninja's and is struggling, But is winning when She is seeing Them getting a little sloppy.

Leo battles Foot, leaps onto overhang, engages two ninjas in sword fight. Mikey battles two ninjas, one takes him by surprise. Foot kicks Don who hits driver door of truck. Mikey slams into door next to him.

Michelangelo: Don, are we beating them, or are they beating us? [Puts His Nu-chucks in His Belt.]

Donatello [Don pulls open door, jumps into truck, grabs Mikey and yanks him inside as multiple shuriken hit door. Turtles open door to see shuriken embedded in it.]

Don: Ask me again when we're winning, Mikey.

[Looking at the Ninja Stars in the Trucks Door]

Michelangelo: Yeah, that's what I thought.

Cut to Splinter who destroys three remaining Mousers. He starts to walk away when ground shakes and floor opens up under him. He falls through into tunnel and slides down to bottom. Gets up and brushes himself off. Looks around and starts walking. Bright light ahead draws his attention. Back to Turtles and Jenny fighting Foot.

[TMNT DVD MENU MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND]

Raphael: How many of these goons do we have to bap before they get the hint?

Jenny: Yeah My Arms are getting tiered.

Michelangelo: Really. They just keep coming.

Leonardo: Time to switch to plan B. Donatello?

Donatello [Under steering wheel, hot wiring truck.] Almost there, Leo. [Starts engine, jumps into driver's seat.] This bus now leaving for anywhere but here!

[Leo grabs Raph's Shoulder]

Leonardo: Come on, we're going!

Other three Turtles and Jenny jump into back of truck. Foot jump aside as Don barrels out of alley.

Michelangelo: Oof! Nice driving Don, for a turtle with no license.

Jenny: Shut up Mikey We need to go fast.

Donatello: Hey, you want pretty, or you want effective? [Swerves around on street.]

Michelangelo: I gotta tell you, this has been one mondo bizzaro day. First all those metal robot things underground and . . . what's with all those ninjas? Ninjas in New York City, besides us? It's just not right.

[Don turns and Mikey falls to the floor]

Raphael: Talk about not right, check this out. [Opens and dumps cash out of one of the gang's duffel bags.]

Michelangelo: [Mikey picks up wads of money.] Show me the money baby! Woohoo!

Jenny: [Gasp in shocked]

Leonardo: This isn't finders' keepers, Mikey. [Snatches cash from Mikey's hand.]

Jenny: Yeah Mikey this isn't Our money. [Slaps Mikey right side of the head.]

Close up on two police officers sitting in car. Armored truck pulls up alongside them.

Leonardo: Take care of this money, will you guys? [Tosses duffel bags onto hood of police car and Turtles and Jenny drive off.]

Eastman cop: Did you see that? Some little green men and a girl in an armored car just threw a bunch of money at us!

Laird cop: Tch, rookie.

Armored car blasts through grate into tunnel, parks near where Splinter waits. Brothers and Jenny climb out and all shout at once upon seeing Splinter.

Splinter: Well, I'm glad to see

you too my children.

Leonardo: Master Splinter, so much has happened today.

Jenny: Yeah Dad We have so much to talk about.

Splinter Yes, yes, there will be time to tell me all about it later, Leonardo and Jenny. But first, I wish to take you all home.

Michelangelo: Home?

Raphael: We got no home. Those robots trashed our pad, remember, Sensei?

Jenny: Yeah I hope My Sex Toys are fine.

[The Boys look at Her with a look saying "Ugh TMI Sis."]

Jenny: [Blushes] *Giggles in embarrassment*

Splinter: Do not worry. I think I have found a solution to our current housing problem. Follow me my children. [Jumps into hole in ground.]

Leo jumps in after him, followed by Donatello.

Michelangelo: [Poised at edge of hole.] Cowabu [Raph shoves him and he falls into hole] . . . ahh! Not funny Raph!

Raphael :Oh yes it is. [Gets shoved in by Jenny.]

Jenny: Move along Raph! [Jumps in]

All four Turtles and Jenny shout as they go down tunnel slide and land atop one another.

Michelangelo: Wicked slide! [Joins Splinter who is walking down tunnel.] No offense Master Splinter, but this place doesn't seem so great.

Splinter: Look with your heart Michelangelo, and not your eyes.

Michelangelo: Um, okay?

Splinter: And walk this way.

Splinter walks ahead and Mikey bends over, pretending to walk like him. Don baps Mikey on the head with his bō staff and Jenny giggles. They enter new lair.

Michelangelo: This is beyond awesome!

Donatello: I could really tune this space up.

Michelangelo [Climbs pillar to second floor.] This room here, mine. [Jumps to where Don is standing.] And where you're standing, also mine.

Jenny: I get the Big Room and since I'm a Girl I have to have My privacy.

Splinter: You see my children, change is good.

Leonardo: We couldn't agree more, Master Splinter.

Splinter: Good, so let's see you boys clean up for a change. This chamber is filthy.

[The Turtles and Jenny groan not liking to clean up, But knowing They have too.]

Cut to Shredder's stronghold. Shredder kneeling at table, pours green liquid into cup and drinks. Gang leader kneeling on floor a step below him.

Gang Leader: Sir, I . . . I uh, my men, we uh, we lost the armored car with the money. But we were attacked . . . by some sort of karate frog creatures or something. They took us by surprise. It – it wasn't my fault.

Shredder: Enough!

Gang leader: I promise sir, I won't fail you again.

Shredder: I know, you won't fail me again. [Shredder rises.] Ever.

Gang leader [Eyes wide with fear.] No sir, please! [Doors closed. John screams, indicating that Shredder killed him. Fade out to exterior of building.]

Shredder: [Maniacal laughter]

{Roll end credits}

Author's Note: SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO DO THIS STORY GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT I DON'T WANT TO WRITE THAT MUCH SO GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT!