Wow I haven't updated in a while. This book has probably been completely forgotten by now. We haven't been doing that many things that are interesting. So how about we do something fun? I have copied and pasted a texting conversation between us hobbits. Enjoy :)

Erin: Hey I'm bored.

Yolo Swaggins: Why are you telling us this?

Erin: So you can entertain me.

Yolo Swaggins: Why would we do that?

Erin: You already are.

Yolo Swaggins: ? How?

Erin: Ways.

Yolo Swaggins: 😐 I'm out.

Erin: You're in my group text, so no you're not.

Yolo Swaggins: I can still ignore you.

Erin: I'd like to see you try.

Erin: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

Erin: SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!

Erin: dang it

Little orc: Will you stop!? My notifications are exploding!

Erin: You're making me mad again Pippin.

Little orc: I'm not anywhere near you.

Erin: I will find you.

Little orc: 😕

Erin: Where's everyone else?

Cheerful Brandybuck: I'm also ignoring you.

Erin: 😢 You guys are mean.

Ringman's WingSam: I'm here! What did I miss?

Erin: lol

Ringman's WingSam: What?

Erin: nothing

Erin: You didn't miss much, just everyone else being mean.

BetterThanUssssssssss: Why am I in this group text?

Erin: Idk

BetterThanUssssssssss: Why am I even in your book? I thought it was about hobbits?

Erin: Once again Idk.

Yolo Swaggins: No fourth wall breaking.

Little orc: You literally just broke the fourth wall by saying that.

Cheerful Brandybuck: And you broke the fourth wall by saying that.

Erin: Lets just change the subject.

Yolo Swaggins: Or we could just not talk.

Erin: Your no fun.

Cheerful Brandybuck: *you're

Erin: GRAMMAR AND SPELLING IS OVERRATED.

Cheerful Brandybuck: *are

Erin: 😠

Little orc: lol

Erin: I will find you.

Little orc: When am I gonna get back on your good side?

Erin: Pay me ten bucks.

Erin: And STAY OFF my tablet!!

Little orc: Wait that's all?!? Why didn't you tell me that months ago??

Erin: because it was fun having you not bothering me.

Little orc: I did not bother you that much.

Cheerful Brandybuck: You kinda did Pip.

Little orc: 😒

Yolo Swaggins: Can you please remove me from the group chat?? I'm trying to watch The Last Jedi and my notifications are going crazy.

Ringman's WingSam: Wait you're watching that without me??

Yolo Swaggins: apparently

Ringman's WingSam: Pause it I'm coming!!

Erin: Wow we really got then into Star Wars didn't we.

Cheerful Brandybuck: Yep.

Little orc: You know I didn't like The Last Jedi.

Erin: WHAT!? Why not?

Little orc: Luke was too grumpy.

Erin: Oh yeah, I didn't really like that, but the rest was great!! Oh except the Finn and Rose kiss. FINNXREY FOREVER!!

Cheerful Brandybuck: I kinda ship Reylo.

Erin: O-O

Cheerful Brandybuck: Its not that weird, half the fandom ships it.

Erin: but - but FinnXRey.

Little orc: I'm staying out of this.

Cheerful Brandybuck: We should probably change the subject and just agree to disagree.

Erin: yeah, but we'll be taking about this later. I’ll write my debate speech.

Cheerful Brandybuck: O-O

Little orc: I'll make popcorn!

Erin: . . .

Erin: I still want ten bucks.

Little orc: noted.

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This book hasn't been updated in forever because I literally only write chapters when I'm bored and they're all trash because I just let them go crazy and don't have an outline XD

Like this chapter went in an entirely different direction than I thought it was going to. Oh well.

Comment ideas for modern things the hobbits could react to or things they could do so I have more ideas for this book.

Also what did you think of their contact names and could you tell who was who?