I got everyone else shoes.

Merry: And we don't want them.

Too bad you're going to try them on and like them!

Sam: You can't make us like them.

No, but they're not that bad, you need them around here. What if you step on glass on the side of the road or, idk, at a river and start bleeding everywhere?

Sam: That was weirdly specific.

Doesn't matter. What if that happened?

Sam: Well, I guess I'd wish I'd been wearing shoes then, but only then.

Exactly.

Pippin: I kinda want to try them on.

Yeah see he wants- wait what? You're agreeing with me??

Pippin: Yeah, well they look like fun.

Merry: Only you think that.

Frodo: I'm neutral either way. I don't really want or not want to wear them.

Well at least you're not fighting me on this.
Now come on put those shoes on *gestures to four pairs of shoes*

Merry: *grabs a pair while grumbling*

Sam: *also grabs a pair* I don't like this.

Pippin: *grabs a pair as well because* Why is there a pair that's all shiny and silver?

That's for mister Yolo Swaggins.

Frodo: I told you not to call me that, and I am not wearing those.

Yes you are they're very swag.

Also I hid the star wars movies and I won't tell you where they are until you wear the shoes.

Frodo: *sighs loudly* fine.

You make The Done™ face a lot.

Frodo: *le frown*

(Frodo: I do not sigh loudly, or frown like that

Erin: Yeah you do)

Alright now put your shoes on!

Merry, Frodo, Sam, Pippin: *all begin trying to put their shoes on*

Pippin: *hopping on one foot* Almost got it, almost - *falls on his face*

Merry: How do you tie these?? What???

Sam: *manages to get them on and ties the laces in a weird knot* What, what do I do now? *stands there awkwardly*

Frodo: *sighs a whole bunch while putting them on and tying them*

(Frodo: I DO NOT SIGH THAT MUCH)

So, what do you guys think?

Sam: *shuffles around slowly* Oh no, oh no I don't like this, I don't like this at all.

Merry: *takes a few marching steps and stops to bend down and rub his feet* What is this?? My feet are all stuck. Its like they're in jail. Foot jail. Why would anyone like this??

Frodo: *stands up straight* These aren't so bad- *falls over*

Pippin: *laughs* Its not so hard look! *stomps around* This is so fun! Look at me Merry I'm a human! *stomps some more* I'm so tall and my feet are so weak that they need protection! *stomp stomp stomp* Get out of my way I'm in a hurry- *trips over laces and falls on face* ow.

Merry: You're supposed to tie them Pippin.

Frodo: *still on the ground* Can I just stay here?

Oh come on guys they're not that bad!

Pippin: If you go slow and tie the laces, then yeah, but the whole tripping-all-the-time part isn't so fun.

Merry: I think mine are too tight.

Frodo: *still on the ground* I can't stand up in them without falling over.

You only did that once, try again. Or does Sam have to carry you again?

Frodo: I'm never going to live that down am I?

Sam is the true hero of Lord of the Rings. You would've died, like, a thousand times if he hadn't been there.

Sam: I think that's an over exaggeration-

Shut up Sam, take the compliment, and stop being so humble!

Sam: *makes a face like the speechless meme*

(Sam: Why?

Erin: Because)

Come on Frodo stand up!

Frodo: *sighs and stands up*

(Frodo: STOP SAYING I SIGH!!

Erin: No)

Frodo: *takes two steps* This is weird.

Merry: Yes! Can we take them off now?!

Fine, but you'll need them later so keep them.

Merry: *mutters* no I won't.

You'll be eating those words later, and I don't think words taste very good.

Pippin: *has gotten back up and is still stomping around* This is fun I don't know what they're talking about.

Sam: *is still shuffling around slowly* yeah ok I'm taking these off.

Whatever. Mark my words you'll need them later.

Pippin: *trips again and crashes into Erin*

Augh!

Pippin: Sorry sorry sorry

>:(

Merry: You better run Pip.

Pippin: NOT AGAIN!! *flees*

I wasn't actually gonna chase him.

Merry: *is laughing* I figured, but did you see his face? *laughs some more*

Yeah it was pretty funny.

Sam: *falls over trying to take shoes off*

Well that seems like a good place to end.

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Hey maybe this book isn't a total loss after all.

I wonder if anyone even reads this.

I got the idea from the picture which is from tumblr.

Maybe tumblr will give me more ideas.