Ok, so here's what happened today. I was walking down the street (in more modern clothes, I really like t-shirts now) and all the tall people kept giving me funny looks. I had no idea why until someone asked me why I wasn't wearing shoes.

Pippin: Why'd they ask you that?

Merry: Because everyone wears shoes here.

Pippin: Well I didn't know that!

Frodo: You could've just looked around, it's not that hard to spot.

Pippin: *glares*

Frodo: *hides behind Sam*

. . . Ok, anyway, I realised that in order to better survive, I needed shoes. Most of the shops I went to wouldn't let me in without shoes, can you believe it?

Merry, Pippin, Frodo, and Sam: Yes.

*glares* Anyway, I went to a shoe store and they let me in without shoes and I went to go find some.

Merry: That's funny.

What?

Merry: That they let you in without shoes, and it was a shoe store.

Pippin: It actually makes since that they would let people come in without shoes because they're going to buy shoes, and if they didn't have any to begin with than they couldn't get any because they wouldn't be allowed in.

Everyone: . . .

*cricket noises*

Pippin: What? It makes since.

Well, back to the topic! I spent forever trying to find the right shoe size, but none of them fit properly! They were either too big or to small. Most weren't wide enough, and none of them were the right colors!

Frodo: Why did you care about the color?

*glares*

Frodo: *hides behind Sam again*

Because I'm gonna be wearing them everywhere, that's why. Anyway, I finally found the right pair! They were the perfect color and size!

Pippin: What color were they?

They were green and gray, and they had memory foam on the inside!

Sam: What's memory foam?

It's really soft and molds to the shape of your feet. So comfy! So I bought them and now I wear them in public, but I keep tripping over them because they make my feet bigger.

Pippin: That's cool, wait, how did you get money to pay for them?

Um, . .

Merry: Tell!

I may or may not have, um, borrowed Bilbo's silver spoons.

Frodo: What!

Hey, they're very valuable here!

Frodo: He's gonna kill you.

Don't tell him!

Frodo: Why shouldn't I tell him?

I'll let you play color switch.

Frodo: . . . deal.

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Hey guys! So this didn't happen to me (I wear shoes in public, just in case you guys thought I didn't) but I wanted to put it in story format, it's more interesting that way. I do have bigger feet then normal, no lying. My mom is way taller than me and I fit her shoes, easily. I also trip over my feet a lot. Hiking shoes are a nightmare because they make my feet so large.

My shoes aren't green and gray, I wish they were. They do have memory foam though, it's super comfy.