Man I'm so bored.

Merry: Yep, really bored.

*Pippin walks in covered in scratches and soaking wet*

Woah.

Merry: What happened?

You look like you just walked through a paper cut tornado in the rain.

Merry: Paper cut tornado?

Oh shut up, like you could think of something more creative.

Pippin: I tried to give Oranges a bath.

I gave her plenty of baths while you were gone and she didn't do that to me.

Merry: Was the cat conscious when you gave her a bath Erin?

Of course she was!! Why would you ask such a thing??? She obviously likes me better than Pippin that's all.

Pippin: She's my cat!

You left her for forever! I was the only company she had while you were on your quest.

Merry: I'm staying out of this.

Pippin: Well sorry for going on a quest to save all of Middle Earth instead of spending time with my cat!!

Good, I'm glad you understood the situation.

Pippin: *about to retort but interrupted by Merry*

Merry: Where's Frodo and Sam?

Pippin: I see you successfully changed the subject Merry.

Merry: That's not the point, where are they?

Oh, I locked them in a room with all seven of the Star Wars movies and said they couldn't come out until they'd watched all of them.

Pippin: Wow.

Merry: You weren't kidding when you said you'd make them watch Star Wars.

Nope, now back to what we were talking about before. . .

Merry: Oh no, not this again!

Pippin: Oranges likes me more!! I'm her owner!!

Then why'd she scratch you up so bad?

Pippin: Because I was giving her a bath!

Abusive.

Pippin: You said you have her a bath!!!

Yeah, but I didn't get scratched, you must've been doing it wrong.

Pippin: I'M HER FAVORITE AND I CAN PROVE IT!!!!

Merry: Ok, this I have to see.

*folds arms* Really? Ok then prove it.

Pippin: OK I WILL!! *runs off*

Merry: What do you think he's doing?

I think I know, but let's just wait and see.

Pippin: *runs in holding an orange cat* Ok, let's prove it.

Merry: What do you have planned?

Pippin: You're gonna take Oranges to the other side of the room, and we'll see if she goes to Erin or me. It'll be me obviously.

Challenge Accepted!

Merry: *takes Oranges* Ok. . .  *walks to the other side of the room*

Pippin: She'll come to me.

No, she'll come to me!

Merry: You guys ready?

Pippin, Erin: Yes!!

Merry: Ok, go! *lets Oranges go*

*Oranges walks to the middle of the room and sits down*

Pippin: Come here Oranges! Come here!

Oranges, if you come I'll give you a snack!

Pippin: I'll give you a bigger snack!

Merry give her a nudge she's not moving.

Pippin: Don't nudge her in Erin's direction!

Darn.

Merry: Ok, ok! *lightly nudges Oranges to her feet*

Come on Oranges!

Pippin: Please come! I need you to prove a point!

*Oranges looks indecisive and starts walking towards Pippin*

Pippin: That's it girl! That's it!

Come here Oranges!

*Oranges turns and walks towards Erin, rubbing up against her leg and purring*

Pippin: What!

She still likes you Pippin, she just likes me more.

Merry: That was unexpected, and hilarious. Tough luck Pip.

Pippin: I'm gonna go somewhere where I feel appreciated. *stomps off*

Merry: Should we go after him?

Nah, he'll cool down. Besides I didn't want him to see this anyway.

Merry: See what?

This. *takes out a bag of cat treats from her pocket and gives some to Oranges*

Merry: Why you little cheater.

Hey, Pippin never said anything about having cat treats in your pocket as cheating.

Merry: That is true, but it still wasn't a fair advantage.

She's Pippin's cat, you could argue that that is an unfair advantage.

Merry: That is also true.

You won't tell him will you?

Merry: What do I get for my silence?

I'll pay for your Rouge One ticket when we go see it after Frodo and Sam have seen the rest of the Star Wars movies.

Merry: . . . Deal.

*Oranges eats more cat treats*

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This was a lot of fun to write, Oranges will be making more appearances!! :3