Ok so we are going to play a game today that I saw online.

Pippin: Not true you saw it on Sherlock.

But I saw Sherlock online so technically it is true. Besides Sherlock did not make up this game.

Merry: Just finish explaining it.

I am! So we have a hat filled with a whole bunch of papers with people's names on them and we're each going to pick one, NOT LOOK AT IT, and tape it to our foreheads.

Sam: And then we have to ask yes or no questions to find out who we are!

I was going to say that! But yes.

Alright let's all draw a name.

Merry: *draws one, it's says GANDALF*

Pippin: *draws one, it says PIPPIN*

Sam: *draws one, it says ARAGORN*

Frodo: *draws one, it says LEGOLAS*

Ok and I'll draw one. *draws one and tapes it to her forehead*

Ok who's going to go first?

Merry: I'll go first. Ok, um am I short?

Pippin: Depends, do you mean short to us or short to others?

Merry: Um, both?

Frodo: No.

Merry: Ok, do I carry a sword?

Sam: Yes.

Merry: Hmmm, do I have a beard?

Pippin: Yes a very long one.

Pippin! Just answer yes or no.

Pippin: Oops, sorry.

Merry: I think I know who I am. Am I old and grumpy and have a walking stick?

Yeah I think you know who you are too.

Merry: So I'm Gandalf.

Yep. Ok that was fast, but only because Pippin broke the rules.

Pippin: I said sorry.

Ok who's next?

Frodo: I'll go. Am I human?

Sam: No.

Pippin: You're a hobbit!

Frodo: I am?

No the name on your forehead is not a hobbit, but you yourself are, and Pippin needs to shut up.

Pippin: Sorry.

Frodo: Ok so I'm not human and I'm not a hobbit, am I a dwarf?

Merry: No.

Frodo: So I'm an elf?

Yep.

Frodo: Am I blond?

Pippin: Yes . . .

*glares*

Pippin: Why are you glaring at me?

So you don't say anything else.

Pippin: I'm not going to, chill.

Frodo: Am I an archer?

Merry: Yes.

Frodo: So I'm Legolas?

Merry: Yeah you guessed it.

Sam: Can I go next?

Yeah shoot.

Sam: Am I a part of the Fellowship of the Ring?

Oh smart question.

Frodo: Yes.

Sam: Well that narrows it down. Am I one of us?

Pippin: No.

Sam: Ok, and I can't be Legolas because Frodo was, and I can't be Gandalf because Merry was, so am I human?

Yes.

Sam: Am I a ranger?

Merry: Yes, I think you know who it is.

Sam: Am I Strider?

Frodo: Yes, and you can call him Aragorn.

Sam: When I met him we called him Strider, the name just sort of stuck.

You go next Pippin.

Pippin: Ok am I nice?

Merry: Yeah for the most part, sometimes you're annoying, but that can't seem to be helped.

Pippin: I thought it was only yes or no answers?

Just ask another question.

Pippin: Ok, am I tall?

No, you're very short.

Merry: The shortest!

Pippin: *squints* How come you're suddenly letting other people answer with more than yes or no Erin?

Well have they given away who you are?

Pippin: Well no, but-

Then they're fine. Ask the next question.

Pippin: So I'm nice, annoying and short. Am I Gimli?

All except Pippin: *bursts out laughing*

Pippin: Am I?

Merry: *still laughing* You think Gimli is annoying?

Pippin: Well no but I can't say anything about your opinion.

*trying to catch her breath* No, you're not Gimli, ask another question.

Pippin: *frowns* Am I a good fighter?

Merry: I mean kind of, but not the best.

Pippin: *getting frustrated* Am I a dwarf?

Frodo: No.

Merry: *is snickering*

Pippin: Why are you laughing?! Am I a hobbit?

Sam: Yes.

Pippin: So I'm the shortest, kind of nice but annoying, mediocre fighter who's a hobbit?

Merry and Erin: *bursts out laughing again*

Pippin: Oh I give up who am I?! *rips paper off head and looks at it* Oh very funny you guys.

Everyone except Pippin: *dying of laughter again*

Pippin: Real funny. Stop laughing, it's Erin's turn.

*wiping teas from her eyes* Ok ok I'll go. *takes a deep breath*

Ok am I a guy?

Merry: *still recovering from laughing* No.

Ok so I'm a girl?

Sam: Yes.

Ok, am I an elf?

Pippin: *slightly sulking* No.

Am I really awesome?

Merry: Yes, definitely.

Thank you Merry I always knew you thought so highly of me.

Merry: I was talking about the name on your forehead.

Were you?

Merry: *opens his mouth to retort, but is interrupted by Erin*

Ok so I'm a girl, who's not an elf and who's really awesome. Am I human?

Frodo: Yes.

I think I know who I am, but just to be sure, did I kill the Witch King of Angmar?

Merry: Yes.

Am I Eowyn?

Pippin: *still sulking* Yay you guessed it.

That was fun!

Sam: Yeah it actually was.

Should we play again?

Pippin: As long as I don't get myself again, you guys are mean.

We didn't set that up you just drew your own name.

Pippin: Why didn't any of you say anything??

Merry: Because we thought it would be funny.

Frodo: There wasn't anything in the rules saying you couldn't have your own name.

Heck Sherlock had his own name.

Pippin: Still. Not cool.

Oh stop sulking. Ok let's play again!

All: *draw to play again*

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Kind of a filler chapter but oh well.

What did you guys think?