Hello! My name is Erin Took-

Pippin: They know!! You've told them already!

Shut up I'm talking! Sorry for Pippin, my rude cousin won't do it again. OW! That hurt! Anyways, I and my fellow hobbits have found a way between Middle Earth and this modern Earth. Don't ask how, we're still trying to figure that out.

Merry: Yeah, I'm really confused.

Shhh! Anyways, this modern Earth is a very confusing place, filled with all sorts of perils for us hobbits.

Pippin: Are you gonna tell them where the place we came through to here is?

Merry: Fool of a Took! That would cause complete chaos! Everyone would want to go there! If you didn't realise, we're kinda famous here.

Pippin: I knew that! And don't take Gandalf's line!

We're famous here? Since when?

Merry: You aren't.

Pippin: Yeah, you weren't in the events of the Lord Of the Rings. Frodo didn't put you in the book.

What!? I was very important! Why wasn't I mentioned?

Pippin: You didn't do anything!

Yes I did! I fed your cat while you were gone!

Merry: You have a cat?

Pippin: Don't insult Oranges!

Merry: I wasn't going to! Wait, Oranges?

Wow, we got way off topic, I don't even remember what I was talking about.

Merry: You were taking about this modern world being dangerous.

Oh yeah! So, yeah, it's dangerous. There are many strange things out there, and I will put my experiences on here to teach you all how to survive! See you later!

Frodo: What did I miss?

Pippin: You don't want to know.

Sam: What's that Erin?

It's called a 'tablet'. They're very fun. This is called 'color switch'.

Pippin: How is your high score 57?!

I have my ways.

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Hi guys! I give credit to my mom for Oranges' name. This is going to be a lot of fun. I'll do tips, tell stories (some will be based off of true stories that happened to me) and maybe have them react to 'modern stuff'. We'll see as I go along. Have fun getting to know my hobbit!

All of the lotr characters don't belong to me, but Erin is mine.

The top is a picture of Swag, Chiefest and Greatest of Cool-amities. :)