*banging pots and pans together* RISE AND SHINE HOBBITS!!

Pippin: *shrieks and falls out of sleeping bag*

Frodo: *sits up with a gasp and then glares and lays back down*

Merry: *groans and borrows deeper into sleeping bag*

Sam: *continues snoring*

Oh right Sam's wearing earplugs.

Pippin: *crawls out of tent yawning* Why are you up so early?

When the sun rises I rise.

Merry: *voice muffled from sleeping bag* That's not true.

Well it isn't at home with curtains to cover the sun, but it is here when the sun is in my face.

Merry: Let us sleep.

No. You give me no choice. *walks over and kicks one of the tent poles*

*entire tent collapses*

Frodo: *screams*

Merry: ERIN!!!!!

Sam: *wakes up* NOT MY POTATOES!! Wait what's going on?

Pippin: *dying of laughter* I'm glad I wasn't in there.

I told you guys you suck at building tents.

Merry: *crawls out of collapsed tent* Why???

Because I felt like it. I was bored and couldn't fall back asleep.

Pippin: So what's for breakfast?

More hotdogs. I only brought s'mores and hotdogs, but I ate all the s'mores last night.

Sam: *crawls out of tent wreckage* Ugh why? Do you even know what's in them?

Nooooo, but I've learned that sometimes it's just best not to know.  Besides they taste good. Also I think Frodo needs help.

Frodo: *is struggling to get out of the collapsed tent*

Sam: *sighs and goes to help him*

Pippin: So do we need to build another fire?

Yes. You go get twigs.

Pippin: Why me?

Merry: Because you can't lift the logs.

Pippin: Ow.

You just got burned Pip.

Pippin: Don't call me that.

So Merry can call you that but I can't?

Pippin: . . . . Yes.

Go on go get twigs.

Pippin: *sighs and walks off to go get twigs*

(Pippin: Why are you making all of us sigh so much??

Erin: Because you guys do sigh so much.

Merry: Probably because you make us want to sigh Erin.

Erin: Hey!)

So if Pippin can't get the logs you should Merry.

Merry: What are you going to do to help?

I'm going to take the stuff you two bring and light it on fire *pulls out matches*

Merry: I still think those are cheating. Modern people are lazy.

Yeah isn't it great?

Merry: *rolls eyes and goes to get logs*

Hey Sam I think you and Frodo should put away the tent.

Sam: Are you going to help?

*realises she has no excuse* Ugh fine. *goes to help fold the tent*

Frodo: It won't fold properly.

Sam: *is trying to shorten tent poles but failing*

Why won't it fit in the bag!?!

Frodo: I think this is actually harder than putting the tent up.

IT FIT BEFORE! WHY WON'T IT FIT NOW!?!

Sam: *finally manages it fold tent poles* How are we going to get the tent poles in the bag?

*looks at bag which is overflowing with tent* I don't know just shove them in. I brought duct tape and we can duct tape the bag closed.

Merry: No that's a bad idea.

How long have you been back?

Merry: Long enough to hear that terrible idea.

Well how do you propose we do it then?

Merry: *takes hastily stuffed tent out of bag* Lets try rolling it over the tent poles.

That . . . actually sounds like a good idea.

~after much folding, rolling, and frustration~

aHA it fits!!

Frodo: That was overly complicated.

Sam: Where's Pippin?

I don't know.

Merry: Shouldn't he be back by now?

*cups hands around mouth* PIPPIN!!

Merry: PIPPIN?

Sam and Frodo: *also yelling his name and searching around camp*

PEREGRIN TOOK!!

Pippin: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

Oh there he is. WHAT CAN I CALL YOU THEN?

Pippin: Just Pippin.

Merry: Where were you? Is that snow?

Pippin: *looks up to see snow in his hair* Oh yeah. I didn't get any twigs.

What why not?

Merry: Wait hold up its spring, almost summer, how come you have snow in your hair?

Pippin: I walked into some bushes looking for twigs and I came out on the other side and it was all snowy and weird. So I came back to get you guys to show you, and didn't get twigs.

Oh well. Maybe I can find a few nearby to start the fire.

Sam: Wait you don't think it was weird that Pippin found snow in spring?

Well yeah I think it's weird, but maybe it's a modern world thing?

Frodo: That seems a little far fetched.

Pippin: How about I show you guys! Come on! *runs off*

Merry: Wait! *runs after him*

*shrugs* Oh well. *runs after both of them*

Sam and Frodo: *follows behind*

Pippin: Found it! *stops in front of large bushes*

Frodo: You want us to go through that?

Pippin: Well, yeah.

Good thing we're hobbits or we wouldn't fit!

Merry: Well, lead the way I guess.

Pippin: *disappears inside bushes*

Everyone else: *follows*

These bushes are scratchy.

Pippin: Almost to the other side!

All: *comes out on the other side of the bushes*

Merry: Um, there's no snow.

Pippin: *is confused* Well there was.

Frodo: You sure you didn't just imagine it?

Pippin: You saw the snow in my hair didn't you?

Frodo: Well, yeah, but it could've been something else. Blossoms maybe, or pollen.

Pippin: Does pollen melt?

Well I for one wouldn't put it past this strange world to snow and then stop snowing immediately. This modern world is really weird.

Pippin: Well at least someone believes me, kind of.

Merry: Lets go back.

Ok. Time to eat hotdogs!

Sam: *groans*

~Time skip~

The fire is lit!

Pippin: GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!!

That's not what I meant.

I used all the matches though, it's windy.

Merry: Good thing we're going home after this.

*is already cooking three hotdogs* Come on let's eat!

Sam: I still don't trust them.

Hey I ate them and I'm not dead!

Sam: Personally I think you could eat something poisoned and be just fine. You eat weird stuff.

*throws hotdog at him* Just eat.

All: *cooks and eats many hotdogs*

Well I guess it's time to clean up and go home.

Frodo: Yep.

This was so much fun we should do it again!

Merry: Uuuh, I’ll pass.

You guys are no fun.

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Well that took a long bit to write. It was fun though.

I'm actually not quite sure what to say right here except that I hope you all enjoyed! :)