And I see fire! Inside that fire pit!

I see fire! Burning Pippin's marshmallows!

Pippin: I like them burnt!

And I see fire! Hollowing that log!

And I see fire! Blood in, um actually I can't think of something relevant for that.

Merry: Will you shush I'm trying to sleep!

Close the tent flap, some of us want to stay awake.

Merry: You mean two of you want to stay awake, the crazy Tooks.

I don't know whether to be offended or not.

Merry: I was going for offending. Pippin what are you doing??

Pippin: *trying and failing to make a s'more* Its sticky.

Maybe try not to smush the marshmallow so much.

Merry: And do it more quietly, we respectable hobbits that didn't want to come are trying to sleep.

Why wouldn't you want to come camping?? Camping is amazing! You get to make a fire and cook your food over it! You get to sleep under the stars and be away from people and be in nature and it's great! IT'S LIKE A MINI ADVENTURE!

Merry: You know I had a good excuse to not come but you wouldn't listen.

Pippin: *trying to get s'more unstuck from his fingers* No I had a good excuse that you were trying to steal from me, even though I actually wanted to come.

Merry: I can look after Oranges just as well as you can.

But not as well as I can.

Pippin: *s'more is now suspended between his fingers by marshmallow* Oranges will be fine for one night and day.

Merry: It looks like your s'more got caught in a spider's web.

Frodo: *shoots awake* SPIDER!?!?

There's no spider go back to sleep.

Frodo: *collapses back onto pillow and falls asleep immediately*

Merry: Speaking of sleep are you guys going to come inside and get any?

Pippin: Probably, as soon as I unstick my fingers from my s'more.

Sleep in that?! *gestures at tent* No way, it looks like it's going to collapse in on itself at any second. How come you guys suck at building tents?

Pippin: *still messing with s'mored fingers* Well in our defense modern tents are harder then they look.

Pfft. The directions are literally pictures and everything is color coded. The red pole goes on the red hook. The green pole goes on the green hook. How could you mess that up?!

Merry: It wasn't that easy, also the poles are triple our height.

Pippin: You could've helped you know.

I was making the fire.

Merry: Pyro.

Am not.

Merry: You stuck your hand in the fire.

Ok if you pass your hand through the top of the fire really fast then it doesn't burn you and it's fun to do because it freaks people out. (Ok actually this is true)

Merry: *shoves face in pillow* Shut up.

Besides who would want to sleep inside when you could sleep under the stars!

Merry: *voice still muffled by pillow* What if it rains?

Well first I don't think that sorry excuse for shelter would shield you from rain. Second it's not going to rain. I checked the forecast.

Pippin: *looks up from hands completely wrapped in marshmallow* The what?

The forecast. This Modern Earth has ways of predicting the weather very accurately.

Merry: *lifts head from pillow* Really how?

No idea, but apparently it's mostly accurate, so no rain. Also I don't want to sleep in the tent because Sam is snoring.

Merry: Its not that bad. Frodo is sleeping through it.

Well he had a lot of time to get used to it didn't he?

Pippin: OH I GIVE UP!!

Frodo: *shoots awake again* What?

Nothing go back to sleep.

Frodo: *falls over and back to sleep again*

Wow you really made a mess Pippin.

Pippin: *basically got marshmallow and chocolate everywhere* Why is it so hard?!

It really isn't, I'm on my 34th.

Merry: Did you even eat anything besides s'mores?

I ate my packed sandwich, but I prefer s'mores. The Modern world has good food.

Merry: Unhealthy food.

Oh shut up you ate at least 15 s'mores.

Pippin: I can't get it off my hands!! IT'S EATING MY HANDS!!!!

Merry: No it's not and stop that two other hobbits are trying to sleep.

Sam hasn't woken up this whole time, which is surprising.

Merry: Actually I think he's wearing earplugs.

Hmm smart hobbit.

Pippin: Seriously I need help!

Go wash your hands in the lake.

Pippin: What if I fall in?

Scream really loudly and I’ll come fish you out. Hey we should go swimming tomorrow!

Merry: You are the only one of us who can swim properly. Sam and Pippin can't swim at all.

Hmph kill joys.

Pippin: Ok fine. *walks off in direction of the lake*

I should probably put the fire out but I'm gonna make one more s'more.

Merry: You're gonna regret all that sugar later.

No I'm not.

Merry: Seriously shut up I need sleep.

Maybe I should just sing all night.

Merry: No.

Oh misty eye of the mountain below!!

Merry: nO.

Keep careful watch over my brother's souls!!

Merry: NO.

And should the sky be filled with fire and smoke!

Merry: NoO.

Keep watching over Durin's sons!!

Merry: NO DON'T SING!

Oh you don't like that song? Ok fine I won't sing . .

Merry: Thank you.

. . . That song.

Merry: NO!

I saw the light fade from the sky!

Merry: Kill me now.

On the wind I heard a sigh!

Merry: *shoves pillow over head* uuuugggghhh

And as the snowflakes cover my fallen brothers!!

Pippin: *jumps out of the bushes* I'LL SAY THIS LAST GOODBYE!!

Erin and Merry: AAAHH!

Pippin: *falls over laughing*

AH DON'T DO THAT!

Merry: *trying to remember how to breathe*

Pippin: *still laughing* I couldn't help it, I love that song.

Whatever, I wasn't that scared.

Merry: You literally fell out of your camp chair.

Well, yeah. I was trying to attack Pippin because it was a mean trick but I tripped.

Pippin: rriiiight.

*glares*

Pippin: Well I'm gonna go to bed now goodnight! *hurries into tent*

Merry: You sure you're gonna sleep out here?

Yeah, I brought two sleeping bags so I’ll be plenty warm. I call it my sleep cocoon.

Merry: Whatever. Put the fire out before you sleep so we don't burn the forest down.

I knooow. *dumps bucket of water on fire*

Night!

Merry: Sleep!!

Ok ok sheesh.

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This was a lot of fun to write not gonna lie. Also I wrote this during school.

Should I make a part two?

I think I'm gonna make a part two.

Also I've done that that exact same thing that Pippin did with his marshmallow before. It was a mess XD.

(Also that fanart though 😂😂)