https://youtu.be/qDlj-v7upkU

(12 hours after Marnie settled in...)

Marnie: So, you wanna see my combat skills?  I should warn you, I learned a lot of martial arts from my Scrafty and ki moves from your friends!

Me: Show me what'cha got! Gather your energy, and hit me with your strongest attack!

Marnie: (Levitates 100 feet, puts two fingers to her forehead, the two fingers gather electrical energy)

Me:

https://youtu.be/9TjkAR2Sur4

Who taught you that?!

???: You can thank ME for that!

Piccolo: She even mastered it on her first try faster than Cell!

Perfect Cell: I must admit... She's a faster learner than I am!  Pretty good for a human!

Me: (Deflects the Special Beam Cannon with my hand) She's good! (Gets hit by Marnie, nullifies the attack by turning into a swarm of bats) Let's see how you handle...THIS! (Uses Shadow Blast)

Meta Ridley: (Grabs popcorn and soda) This is getting GOOD! (Offers Mario some nachos) You hungry, bud-bud?

Mario: Thank-a you so much-a, Rid-a-ley! (Consumes nacho chip)

Marnie: How's THIS?! Ka...Me...Ha...Me...HAAAA!

Me: (Protects myself with a shield upon a second before impact, charges up the Nightmare Loop) I am no SIMPLE Bat King... I... Am... A nightmare master!

Marnie: (Runs into one of all rainbow-colored portals on her first try) Why did you spare me by making good portals?

Me: Because you're my friend.  And friends have each others' backs.  After all... (Sonic voice) This is MY power, and I'm using it to PROTECT... MY... FRIENDS!

Koga: AHAHAHA!  You are worthy challengers, you two!

Me (To Marnie): That means he's impressed with your power.  *ahem* Let's see how much power it is that you have... OH... MY... GOD!

https://youtu.be/kAA0txXGigs

Spooky: WHAT?!  9000?!  THAT'S INSANE!  THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!

(CUT!  Take two!)

Me: I'm calculating a power level of... 1,000,000 on her strongest attack!

https://youtu.be/cphNpqKpKc4

Everyone:

https://youtu.be/fF9bi1Yo9UA

Mordecai/Rigby: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

Me: (Chuckles) Whassup, guys?!

Rigby: Whassup, Antasma?!

https://youtu.be/QuOH-1xGLQg

(Gets punched by Mordecai) OW!

Mordecai: Dude!  We're just here for this part!  (Thinks about it) Though Benson HAS been a dick to us lately...

Me: You're invited to have a room all to yourselves, you two!  We won't treat you like crap!  Welcome to the SSS Mansion crew!

Mordecai: Thanks, dude!

Rigby: Thanks!  That's mah man right there!

Me: (Smiles) Anytime.  And as members of the SSS Mansion crew, you don't have to pay rent!

Sonic: I'm up for having these guys over!

Silver: Same here, Sonic!

Shadow: (Groans) I'm getting tired of new guests... (Gets beaten up by Yours Truly)

F...F...Fuck you...Antasma...

Me: NOVUN MAKES FUN OF MY FAVORITE REGULAR SHOW DUO!  JUST FOR THAT, YOU CAN SLEEP OUTSIDE TONIGHT!

Viger: Wow!  Mordecai and Rigby join our crew!  This is AWESOME!  Antasma will see you all next time, and as always, toodles!