[ Mc/ Ze Fair One. This lovely madame/sir suggested to me this story idea. He/she has fabricated (wOW SUCH SMANCHY WORDS) the idea already, so I'm just aligning it.

P.s: It will be written in 3rd P.O.V]

Italics: Y/n's thoughts

The 3 of them, not including Mitsuki (he was training w/ Orochimaru) were training under a tree, doing their own jutsu 'types'. Y/n found out hers was Taijutsu, sadly having to train under Lee, Gai and Metal. 

Yes, I'm sure you, as the reader can understand her pain through all the vigorous training. 100 push-ups, 95 sit-ups and so on. 

Currently, she is doing a one-legged push-up, to strengthen her legs, lifting them up, bringing her knees forward and so forth. 

As she trained, she couldn't help but overhear her friend- sorry, couple conversation. 

"Sorry Sarada, I can't go today. I already promised Himawari that I'll play with her with the sunflowers."

Oh, sunflowers? That's cute, a really awesome big brother move. Y/n stood up, pretending to stretch as she inched closer to hear. Luckily, our couple didn't notice. 

"Oh." Y/n noticed Sarada sounded disappointed, but stayed silent. 

"Maybe..." Sarada piped up again. Her voice became softer, more nervous, Y/n noticed. "M-maybe I can ask your mom to..." She looked up, embarrassed. "I- I DON'T WANT TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU I'M JUST BEING CONSIDERATE!"

That's so tsundere like. Y/n thought, laughing a bit. 

"What's so funny?" A smooth voice whispered, at the back of her ear. 

Jumping back and already in a fighting stance, Y/n noticed it was Mitsuki. Sighing in relief, she relaxed her poster. 

"Man, I'd appreciate it if you stop." Y/n commented warily. The two lovebirds quickly snapped to attention. 

"H-hey Mitsuki! When are you back?" Boruto asked nervously, his voice cracking at the end. 

"A few minutes ago. Why do you sound so nervous?" Mitsuki asked mischievously.

He totally knows what's happening...

"W-what do you mean? I'M NOT NERVOUS AT ALL...!" He ended it with a laugh. 

You looked at him and rolled your eyes. Yes, and that nervous laugh in the end is not suspicious at all. oF COURSE NOT

"I believe you Boruto, I believe you, trust me." You agreed, nodding as if you truly trusted him. 

"Oh thank Kami... I mean, yeah duh you'd believe me!" Boruto puffed up his chest. "Why wouldn't you?"

"Because you're an idiot." Sarada joked, smiling at him. 

"Am not!"

They continued to argue as you drank it all in, like the fangirl you are. 

You used this time to think of a plan. 

So, salad and burrito are going on a date. Obviously. I'm going to be there to stalk with Mitsuki, as my buddy [nOT ANYMORE FISH-]. OBVIOUSLY, I need it to seem not suspicious. 

Y/n snapped her fingers quietly. I got it! 

Y/n coughed. "Do you guys wanna hang out?"

3 heads twisted towards your direction. Sarada spoke first. 

"Well, Boruto can't, he has to take care of Himawari-"

"Nope, never-mind! My clone jutsu at home poofed and told me that Himawari is drawing with Inojin right now, so I'm free!" Boruto cheered. 

Yes, my plan works!

 "Great. Sarada, Mitsuki, I assume y'all are free?" The both nodded. You smiled, "Great! let me just think of a place, then I'll tell Sarada." Y/n pointed at Sarada and requested, "Would you mind telling Boruto after it? I know you have some kind of system going on between you two." You whispered under your breath. "You know, like regular ninja lovebirds."

Before Sarada could retort, you left, dragging Mitsuki with you. 

As soon as your out of their sight, you pinned (iT'S HAPPENING KIDZ) Mitsuki towards a tree, held by a kunai. His eyes widened for a second in alarm, but then softened, shifting glances to everything but you. 

"Where is the most romantic spot for..." You looked at him, confused. "Why're you looking like that?"

He looked down and stayed silent. You followed his gaze ...oH MY GOD tHE cLiCHe moMEnT! I can't have this, I'm only here to ship Borusara, this is not happening, nu uh!

You quickly jumped away from the tree, muttering 'sorry' over and over. You feel your cheeks redden and bowed profusely. 

Mitsuki looked on in an amused manner until you stopped. 

"R-right, sorry. Um, I just wanted to ask if you knew any romantic spots for a date."

"Oh. Between us~?" He teased, smiling coyly. 

 oh my god no you dumbass this is so damn embarrassing  "For Boruto and Sarada obviously. Like, coffee and tea vibe, you know?" You stared at the sun. "Looks like it's about 3, so 5 is the perfect cafe time."

"Ah. Well, this cafe called 'Browns and Tea', so I think it'll fit fine."

You nodded thoughtfully. "Yup, seems right. Oh, but meet us at about 4, the shopping center." You sped off, waving Mitsuki a quick goodbye. 

*

After a quick bath and change of clothes, you knocked on Sarada's door. A man, seemingly annoyed, opened the door, Sasuke, obviously. 

I didn't expect this well then- "Hi, em sir..? I'm here to tell Sarada that we'll be hanging ou- gathering in the shopping center. Is it okay if I talk to her directly? I just wanted to remind her to tell Boruto." You whispered under your breath. "Lucky, already having a boyfriend at this age meanwhile I'm here still single AF- okay, I'll stop."

He raised his eyebrows slightly, his permanent frown curling up by the sides. After a few years (seconds), he nodded. "Hnn. Wait here." 

So you waited in the porch, humming. Seconds later, Sarada came out looking frantic. 

"Hey, just wanted to remind you-"

And you are dragged by Sarada to go knows where. You have a bad feeling that it's also your fault. Maybe whispering under my breath about Boruto is a bad idea...

And, 5 minutes later, you are shaken by the Uchiha herself, you flailing helplessly until she dropped you and ran, probably back home.

Uchihas honestly... After this, you pick yourself up and head towards the shopping mall. 

~  TIMESKIP 20 MIN. LATER ~

"-so let's split up and we'll meet and the Brown and Cups cafe. Is that okay with everyone?" The four of you nodded, including the one who voiced the question, Mitsuki. 

"Bye guys!" You left the two lovebirds alone, Mitsuki joining you soon after. As you walked aimlessly around the center, you explained your plan.

"First, we're going to leave them or, say 20 minutes. They should be in the cafe by then. We go inside, disguised as civilians, then sit close-ish to them. Then, we spy!" You quickly flashback to the awkward moment. "If you want to, that is. Not forcing you or anything." 

Mitsuki nodded. "Hmm. Let's see."

You end up choosing a civilian with a round face, blue eyes, clothed with a long, brown, loose jumpsuit, her brown hair tied up as a ponytail. Mitsuki, on the other hand, has a square-like face, short, spiked hair, sporting an ANBU vest and green overalls. 

"Just be sure to conceal your chakra." You warned Mitsuki before heading in. 

Thankfully, Sarada and Boruto chose to sit in one of the sofa's, where there's a seat next to them, 1 row backwards. Perfect. 

A waiter hands you 2 menus and leaves, winking at Mitsuki as she does so. You stared, intensely at the woman, and left it at that to read  the menu. 

Um, I'm not in the mood for anythin- Ooh, pasta! Yum, yes I am choosing that cuz I am a hungry human being and my body is craving food.

"You done choosing your order?" The waiter suddenly appeared, smiling graciously, particularly at Mitsuki. 

"Yup!" You replied, your tone cold (oH DAMN DIS BE GOOD). "I'd like 1 pasta and a milkshake, please."

"Alright." She quickly jotted down. "And you, sir?"

"The same as her."

"I'll take your menus back now." She quickly retracts the menu and left. looking kind of sad? IDK why the waiter be looking sad?

"Oi, Rachel, can you listen to them from here?" Mitsuki asked with your stage  name. Yes, you thought of everything. 

You listened for a while, then nodded. "Yeah, I can." 

You start listening. 

"I wonder where Mitsuki and Y/n are..." [Sarada]

"Probably out on a date. Mitsuki seems to like her." [Boruto]

what.

"No way, he loves her! Blushing here and there..." [Sarada]

WHAT. 

"Kinda like you, right?" [Boruto]

"You know..." Mitsuki smiled, his hands resting on his head.

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL? tHERE'S NO WAY THIS IS HAPPENING NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE I DON'T BELIEVE THIS THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL-

"It's kinda like we're on a date."

oH SHIZ

That's your limit. Your chakra is loose. You don't give a single damn about it. You quickly avert your eyes so you don't see him eye to eye. 

OH CRAP MY CHAKRA-

Quickly concealing it, you muttered a quiet reply. "Shut up..."

Mitsuki just smiled in response. 

The waitress comes back with 2 pastas and 1 milkshake that has 2 straws. When asked why not 2 milkshakes, she simply shakes her head and smiled apologetically, "We are out of stock, sorry!" 

Sorry my ass she probably did this on purpose... No restaurant should run out of milkshakes! In my very well based opinion, anyways. 

"Y/n?" She quickly looked up from her rumbling + stalking. 

"Yeah?"

"Do you want the milkshake?"

nOW i feel bad so now i have to share ugh this is so embarrassing but liek i feel so bad that he doesn't get any food why is this so complicated-

"We can share if you'd like."

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT PLEASE SAY NO FOR THE SAKE OF MY PRIDE-

"Sure."

NOOO-

Mitsuki placed his lips on one of the straw and sipped slowly, intentionally not dragging the drink towards him. 

HE'S DOING IT ON PURPOSE THIS FISH- 
NOW I CAN'T NOT LOOK AT HIM AHHHHHHH-

His eyes closed, he really looked like he was enjoying it. 

OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL SCREW ANIME BOYS JUST TAKE ME ALREADY

He finished with a hum, then sat back down, licking his lips (OH DAMN SLICC). 

"You wanna go?" 

"Wha- o-oh yeah, sure-" 

You dragged the drink to you, sipping it as fast as you can then pushed it in the middle quickly, making quite the ruckus. 

Y/n turned the attention back towards their target, who was sitting at the same seat, holding hands underneath the table. 

OH DIS ABOUT TO BE REAL GOOD KIDZ-

You roughly grab Mitsuki by the shoulders and point towards their direction. He nods and watches, then slowly leading his eyes onto you as you stare, preoccupied. 

Your throat aches for a drink, so you try grabbing the straw with your mouth, keeping your eyes on the couple. Mitsuki simply smiled, taking a sip from his straw as your heads softly collide. 

"Oi, Sarada..." [Boruto]

"Yeah?" [Sarada]

"Do you, I mean, I know we're officially 'dating', but are you sure your alright with it?" [Boruto]

Sarada squeezed Boruto's hand reassuringly. "Boruto, "She started, giving him a warm look. "Boruto," She said again, "I'm okay with it as long as you are, so don't be worried, okay?" She booped his nose. "I promise I'll tell you if something goes wrong." 

He smiled. "Good."

THAT IS SO CUTE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PLAY ME A- oh wait wrong meme

"Kinda like us, huh?" [Mitsuki]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHSHDHCBDJCBDJCNFNDGJWKYJSON-

*

As soon as the couple headed out, you did 2, leaving Mitsuki alone with the cash. 

You head out humming, thinking about Borusara's date, thinking how well it went. 

And then Boruto leaned it to KISS HER AWW SO CUTE JUST LIKE WHEN MITSUKI SHARED THE DRINK WITH ME-

wait. 

shared a drink with me?

shared. a. drink. with. me. 

SHARED. A- 

HOLY SHIT

OH MY GOD

"WE SHARED A DRINKKKKK!"

OH MY GOD MY SOUL IS DEAD NOW KAMI OUR LORD AND SAVIOR PLEASE JUST KILL ME TAHNK U NEXT

[I hope i sounded like a screeching embarassed girl w/ her crush cuz that was my intention. thanks for reading! kudos again to Duck606_error for  making the plot!]