Me: For centuries humans have evolved into the retards we have now.

BLEEEEEEEEP hah retards

Me: John, make me a chimichanga!

John: Okay

BLEEP I legit have a chimichanga

Me: *eats chimichanga* okay, now you must understand that I must win this game of survivor! John, get me my computer so I have high graphics, zero lag, and no glitchiness!

John: Got it! *comes back with computer, and headphones*

BLEEP the game crashed