My mom and dad are...separating until my big brother and his girlfriend move out?

My stories are...much more popular on fanfiction.net?

Why are you...reading this story?

I hate...you?

I love the song...Ghost by Hasley?

I hate your...otp?

Lulz.

Lisa: Everyone downstairs died.

Me: Seth farted?

Lisa: Yeah.

Me: *flips out*

BLEEPITY BLEEP BLEEP

I...HATE...YOUR...OTP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LULZ!

BELEEEEP

Advance Generation Fanboy: ORAS IS DA BEST!
Sun and Moon Fangirl: Like, no! Like, UltraSun and UltraMoon is like, the best remakes eva!
Diamond and Pearl fans: Well, diamond and pearl deserves remakes the most!
Everyone: *gasps*
Person Left Out: HAU DARE YOU DISRESPECT MAH MAIN MAN BROCK!
Everyone: ...
Person Left Out: Oh...wrong page...I thought this was the Brock Haters Page...
Everyone: Get out, Brock Fangirl. Brock is the worst!
Person Left Out: T_T HAU DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLEEEP BELEEEEP

Boy: At night I think of you! I want to be your lover baby!
Girl: *slaps him* Do you feel better now?

Bleep

TV: Viewer Discretion Is Advised.
Me: I'M THIRTEEN! IS THAT VIEWER DISCRETION ENOUGH FOR YOU, TV?!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOPL

Me: Who else loves Misty?
Amourshipper: Hate her!
Pearlshipper: Meh.
Advanceshipper: Not really love...but just that she could help May realize her feelings for Ash.
Negaishipper: +Advanceshipper WTF? MISTY LOVES ASH! BUT GUESS WHAT? IRIS LUVS HIM MORE!
Pokeshipper: +Amourshipper well, we hate Serena. +Advanceshipper stupid. +Negaishippper Iris is a failed version of Misty. +Pearlshipper thx for being the only one who doesn't brag about her ship.
Pearlshipper: +Pokeshipper friends?
Pokeshipper: +Pearlshipper ^.^ sure
Me: WHAT THE FAQ

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Author: MyraAkaMarina
Story: Time To Take Out The Trash
Genre: Random/Humor
Description: This story will literally make you wonder why you haven't killed yourself yet.

Someone enter this in for Blank_Sheets contest for me XD